A Thing That I Made That I Thought Was Funny

what a cunt (i want to make love to him).

With SOTR out, my old obsession with Plutarch got reawakened and unfortunately there’s such little content on him T^T

I’m rewatching the og trilogy just to see my bbg I would take him on a nice fancy date and gnaw on him like a chew toy

he’s so fine

What I need is an enemy with benefits

bethesda games is the same

merchant: take a look at my wares

me: let me take a look

merchant: take a look

a vampire stands on the front porch of a farmhouse and says “i cannot come in unless i am invited”. the vampires friend, a cowboy, says “cmon, you know youre always welcome here, partner.” the vampire begins crying.

I’m

⚪️ living in the moment

⚪️ stuck on the past

⚪️ paranoid about the future

🔘 longing for a gorgeous immortal being with a horrifying backstory to turn me into his eternal partner so I can abandon all responsibilities and live away from society as we know it

http://grandenchanterfiona.tumblr.com/post/125317475373/kermit-the-frog-voice-sweet-mother-sweet

Let me just ask the police..

ok ok ill stop now