ches

362 posts

Latest Posts by chese-cheese-cheese - Page 12

2 years ago
Captain Ravioli

Captain Ravioli

2 years ago

WHERE is my fic where sans is dating Kris’ mom and every morning when Kris comes downstairs he’s THERE. And he says “heya kid” and they try so valiantly to ignore his presence. And then when that doesn’t work they try to play tricks on him to freak him out. But it’s sans so. It backfires. Pretty soon they have a silent prank war on their hands—whoopee cushions everywhere, a rubber ICE-E mask taped to a watermelon in the fridge, and Sans has to check every doorway for trip wires because it’ll be a waste of perfectly good ketchup if he gets doused again.

And they don’t make it a whole bullshit “bonding” thing, either. Sans doesn’t push, or pry, he doesn’t have delusions of parenthood like some of the other people Toriel’s gone out with. He doesn’t even seem to care if Kris talks to him (they don’t). He just kind of hangs around, and watches TV with Toriel and plays board games with Toriel and does filthy Mad Libs with Toriel while she cooks. He swears and sings badly and makes hot dogs on the grill and burns them and shows Kris how to heap them with ketchup and mustard and relish until they are nothing so much as a soggy pile of condiment. He’s not like the other adults. He doesn’t have a career, or a life, really. He’s kind of a loser.

anyway Kris comes downstairs one morning and says “hey sans.” and sans’ jaw falls clean off

2 years ago

So, I was thinking about Gaster recently, when I realized something.

image

So There’s this like Ice Wolf monster in Undertale, and their whole job is throwing these stupid ice cubes into the water all day. 24/7. Which was interesting, so I started to wonder. “Man! What are these dang ice cubes for?”

image

Turns out you find out later, It’s transported through the Underground in order to cool down the CORE. Probably to keep it from over heating or something. But this has always felt like, super odd for me. Look, if this SINGULAR Ice Wolf decides to go on strike or something, the entire electrical system of the Underground is put at risk. And it gets even weirder when…

image

…If you wanted to have a cooling system for the core. Why not add vents to release the hot air? Like in Hotland.

Then, a massive truth hit me.

Who created and designed the core? Gaster.

Which means he made the blue prints.

Because of this small detail. We can FIGURE SOMETHING OUT ABOUT GASTER’S CANON PERSONALITY!

So, I Was Thinking About Gaster Recently, When I Realized Something.

WHICH IS THAT THIS MAN, IS AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING DUMBASS

So, I Was Thinking About Gaster Recently, When I Realized Something.

HE DESIGNED A MASSIVE GEOTHERMAL MACHINE, WHICH UTLIZES HEAT FROM LITERAL MOLTEN MAGMA IN ORDER TO CREATE GEOTHERMAL ENERGY. USING WHATEVER LITERAL ACTUAL JUNK HE PROBABLY HAD TO BUILD IT OUT OF. IN DOING THIS, HE PROVIDED CLEAN, RENEWABLE ENERGY FOR AN ENTIRE CIVILIZATION OF PEOPLE. 

BUT FOR SOME REASON. HE DIDN’T MAKE A FUCKING COOLING SYSTEM FOR IT.

SOMETHING THAT HAD BEEN ALREADY UTLIZED IN OTHER AREAS OF THE PLACE HE BUILT THE GODDAMN MACHINE.

NO WONDER HE FELL INTO HIS “OWN CREATION”, WHATEVER THE HELL THAT MEANS. HE PROBABLY TRIPPED ON A SHOELACE OR SOME SHIT

AND THEN, ONCE HE’S SCATTERED. ACROSS TIME AND SPACE. GUESS WHAT IS THE FIRST THING HE DOES?!?

So, I Was Thinking About Gaster Recently, When I Realized Something.

HE HACKS A FUCKING TWITTER ACCOUNT.

I am now 100% confident in the fact that Gaster is simultaneously the smartest and dumbest fucking person in the multiverse and I’m honestly all for it.

2 years ago
He's Wearing One Of Those Stupid Paper Crowns From Burger King
He's Wearing One Of Those Stupid Paper Crowns From Burger King
He's Wearing One Of Those Stupid Paper Crowns From Burger King
He's Wearing One Of Those Stupid Paper Crowns From Burger King
He's Wearing One Of Those Stupid Paper Crowns From Burger King

he's wearing one of those stupid paper crowns from burger king

"spacie spacie the joke is a day old it isnt funny anymore-" I DONT CARE I MUST CELEBRATE MY BABY GIRL!!! SANS UNDERTALE!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??????

love how we as fanartists depicted him kicking this guys ass when in fact, he would just Sit There and do Nothing. you saw the fanfic, toby told us himself

2 years ago

so did we all just experience that or was it a collective hallucination

2 years ago

NO WAY GASTER IS BEATBOXING HARD

2 years ago

Elizabethstar has lost her last life. Charlesclaw will head to the Moonpool to receive his new name and nine lives at dawn.

2 years ago

reigen isnt a dangerous foe because he has excellent people skills or versatility in a debate hes a dangerous foe because he runs off the bugs bunny rule. sure he does actually have good people skills and holds his own in a debate but every technique that reigen has pulled out of his ass has only landed because it was fucking funny . reigen was able to roll up to tochirou and shoot him with a fucking gun because it was the funniest shit he could pull at that moment. everything's possible if its funny and that man is about to be the funniest man on the planet

2 years ago
Deez Boots R Made 4 Walkin’
Deez Boots R Made 4 Walkin’
Deez Boots R Made 4 Walkin’

deez boots r made 4 walkin’

2 years ago

So how does Cyberlife have so much power?

That can be from multiple sources, but I'm focusing on information war.

Connor himself have access not only to who people are, and they criminal records, but also DNA information. It's a thing testing the DNA, and another knowing who's someone by an sample.

So, imagine every android collecting data? Every single one of them, just walking knowing everything about you, even worse than cellphone because they can speak to you, be charismatic, be your friend and etc.

Of course, deviants probably don't have this feature in the same form they are not traceable, and they might not even know they had it.

Must be one of the reasons why Cyberlife was so desperate to stop the deviants, besides protecting they reputation, they were protecting they power.

(shout-out to @frankedz for making me think about that!)

2 years ago
*fnaf 2 Ambience*
*fnaf 2 Ambience*

*fnaf 2 ambience*

2 years ago

SPEAKING IN UPPERCASE (+ bonus)

(IMPORTANT NOTE: this post is a kind of re-do of this one , which i submitted to @papyrus-onlyblogokay 's blog and it was the first time i wrote a big post in my life . then when they post it , i got surprised because i forgot it and my way of writing was trash XD so because i was an idiot i also forgot to thank them for submitting it T^T I'm only re-doing it because of my way of explaining , not because it's submitted on your blog ! THANK YOU SO MUCH !!!)

what was i going to say .. YES .

a lot of people was wondering why papyrus SPEAKS LIKE THIS , and till now they didn't know why , and some of them say it's because of his "energetic nature" , few others say " because he's autistic" (and i agree that he's an autistic) .. but seems that no one digged that deep to find out the reason ..

EXPECT FOR ME HAHAHAHHAHA !!!!

so I'm going to tell you why papyrus (and some other monsters) speak in UPPERCASE ! LET'S GO!!

firstly , when someone speaks in all UPPERCASE ,it means they're load . but (especially in Undertale) why would make a person to speak loadly?

because papyrus never speaks normally , I'll first analys the "others" so we know what is UPPERCASE (or speaking loadly) used for ? or what it means?

1. METTATON (the popular example) :

we all know that metteton always speaks in UPPERCASE until he transforms to metteton ex .

SPEAKING IN UPPERCASE (+ Bonus)

and the time he was in his box form , he was going along with alphys' plan . and even acts he's hurt when you attack him . he's ACTing . he's not showing you his real self .

and after he's mettaton ex , and after we know his acts are all a part of alphys' plan , he just .. speaks normally .

SPEAKING IN UPPERCASE (+ Bonus)

2.MIGOSP (an example that I'm sure no one knew XD):

"wtf who's that?" migosp is a cool monster we meet in ruins . when he speaks in UPPERCASE ?

SPEAKING IN UPPERCASE (+ Bonus)

basically , when there's other monsters around him ..

why i said he's " cool" ? he's just like the others ! he acts like a true enemy ! he attacks us!

then , when he's alone :

SPEAKING IN UPPERCASE (+ Bonus)

he speaks normally .. expect his text is shaking .

nothing like alone time ! finally I'm my self !! just look how he transformed from an enemy to a friend ! he even doesn't attack you , only dancing !

it seems that he acts friendly with you only when he's alone , maybe because he's afraid of doing so in front of others so they don't judge him for that. (you know , you're a human , and it's hard to be friends with you )

you know ? this monster reminds me a lot of papyrus .. especially when the narrator talks about him " it seems evil , but it's just with the wrong crowd" ...

so what does speaking loadly mean ?

means ACTING . or even LYING. and the person in front of you isn't being themselves . just like how metteton and migosp have shown us .

and those monsters ( mettaton and migosp) only spoke loud at some point , then had a chance to be themselves and spoke normally ....

does that mean ...

SPEAKING IN UPPERCASE (+ Bonus)

... Papyrus never showed his true self THE WHOLE GAME??

(I'm not surprised actually :p)

papyrus never stops speaking loadly . HE ALWAYS TALKS LIKE THIS .

he .. never showed us who he's truly..

fuck you , papyrus ...

STOP BEING MYSTERIOUS !!!!! WHAT DID YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR BROTHER ??????!!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN LEAVE FOR THE WORD "MYSTERY" ????!!!

* i imagined this with gaster's voice *

BONUS :

Speaking in lowercase

so we finally know what speaking loadly means (and it's not a really good meaning)

but , what does speaking quietly (lowercase) mean then??

we know that sans speaks always like this , but like papyrus , we need another monster who spoke like sans once ..

alphys

SPEAKING IN UPPERCASE (+ Bonus)

in her determination experiment , she was quite anxious and afraid ,and when things went worse , she started speaking in lowercase . and when things went a little bit better , she spoke normally .

so , what does speaking in lowercase mean?

it means the person in front of you is anxious , and pessimistic . and is afraid of the future .

( and whether the text was uppercase or lowercase , it's not a "skelebros only " thing to do . )

and here we have ...

SPEAKING IN UPPERCASE (+ Bonus)

sans . who always speaks like this .

so .. is he THE WHOLE GAME , anxious and pessimistic ?

yes .

he is ..

"but ! in pacifist he shou-"

let me tell you something .. about the skelebros first .

if you noticed , they have shared points here :

sans is anxious ( according to speaking in lowercase) and papyrus is also anxious ( his battle theme is named after anxiety)

papyrus never showed his true self ( according to speaking in uppercase , and many evidences) and sans , um , well , at least he showed us that he has two sides .

( i LOVE their dynamic hduucownxballwozbznqlzo)

and probably nothing changed in their way of speaking in pacifist because sans may still afraid that you'll reset and is anxious , and papyrus won't show you his true face even here . (and papyrus only has shaking text more in pacifist )

also , i wanted to analyze gaster's lines depending on lower or uppercase (because you know , he did speak like that ) but I don't think I'm the best person to do it .. maybe the best one would be @skellfamily or @papyrus-onlyblogokay or @paps-supporter :/

anyway !!! thank you for reading!!!!

2 years ago
image
image
image
image
image
image
image

I saw a gif and it would not leave me alone

2 years ago

the concept of Papyrus and Sans being Gaster's sons is so funny, like... ᅠ

There is Papyrus, a Tall and Skinny Skeleton ™, who is very similar in appearance to his father. Papyrus is smart, optimistic, creative... No one doubts that this capable young man is Wingdings' son.

and then there's Sans... A small round skeleton who loves French fries, drinking beer, and being lazy

monsters often assume that Sans is Gaster's adopted son, or even another dude who is not his relative at all.

Meanwhile, Sans: not only the first (!BIOLOGICAL!) son of the great scientist, but also his right hand

2 years ago

here’s a sneak peek of a silly goofy animation I’m making B-)

2 years ago

I remember forever ago I asked if you had any good dadster fics to recommend since you are THE gaster artist and I love your interpretation of him. I can’t seem to find the ask anywhere thou

a- aaAHWWWOWEEE HHHUUUOOUUUUGHHHHH i wouldn't say I'm The Gaster Artist not in a longshot there's lots of other artists who do fantastic gaster stuff!!! but i am Flattered you say that!!

anyway you can't find it because it got sent to Tumblr Drafts Hell (aka i started it, saved it to go look for fics, and then completely forgot about it)

BUT IM DOING THIS ALL AT ONCE THIS TIME SO I DONT FORGET

Behold: a readmore

longer fics:

the doctor's fate series by @aeris-blue

weird old man ends up adopting a couple little skeletons. it's SO good soooooo SOSO so good 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Schrodinger's gate

gaster bounces across dimensions picking up children on the way. it's. I'm not one for much au crossover stuff but!! i really enjoy this one a whole lot!

A Year Every Minute by @askullandbones

this is a Classic(tm) to me. started being written Early fandom (crossposted to ao3 later) aaaaaand definitely influenced my own characterizations of gaster in little ways. it DOES get really angsty later on so be aware (whenever i reread it i usually just do the first eight chapters). this gaster is basically. like. makes a child for science purposes and gets way too attached

the life and two deaths of (dubiously a doctor) w. d. gaster by @saurosuchus-ostraviensii

(which!! updated just barely actually!!!! i still have yet to sit down and read it i just barely got outta class and did this)

i admit there's not actually any dadster in it yet. but the presence and Promise of dadster later on Is There and it's genuinely a Great read. i swear i have no biases because my friend wrote this

alphys bad dates fic papyrus chapter by @smells-like-mettaton

honestly this is alphys centric i just think gaster moment is absolutely hilarious

imaginary friend

frisk!!! frisk befriending some guy

and last but not least just look at all these dadster fics in my ao3 bookmarks

(there's probably a lot more dadster stuff that's just untagged)

2 years ago

I forgot that savin vids are a thing and tiktok is smth i do now...

Enjoy

2 years ago

You know, when I see fictional characters who repress all their emotions, they're usually aloof and very blunt about keeping people at a distance, sometimes to an edgy degree—but what I don't see nearly enough are the emotionally repressed characters who are just…mellow.

Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…

…they've never actually told you anything about themselves.

2 years ago

sans and toriel drive me insane not even in a like awwww the kissies way in a Holy shit. We are both stuck in loops I am stuck in a literal loop that I can’t remember but I know is happening I know I’ve been here before and I know I’ll be here again and it’s so hard to put in any effort when I know everything means nothing & You are stuck in a metaphorical loop the children come the children leave the children die you keep watching children die over and over but it may as well be the same child because from your point of view it always ends in failure it always ends in grief. but at least in every loop both literal and metaphorical we are destined to end up at this door telling jokes because I don’t want you to be ‘bonely’. At least there’s something good in all of this at least I know when I lose everything again I will get to come back to this quiet companionship by the way if you ask something of me I will dedicate myself to it 100% even if that means watching my family get hurt and doing nothing about it even though I don’t even know your name. I hate making promises because nothing lasts but because you’ve given me this I’ll make you a promise every single time . Knock knock. Who’s there. Dishes. Dishes who. Dishes a very bad joke way

2 years ago
Pov None Of Them Can Control The Speed At Which Robots Die
Pov None Of Them Can Control The Speed At Which Robots Die
Pov None Of Them Can Control The Speed At Which Robots Die
Pov None Of Them Can Control The Speed At Which Robots Die
Pov None Of Them Can Control The Speed At Which Robots Die

pov none of them can control the speed at which robots die

2 years ago

Just a little sans for #letsansrest day

Just A Little Sans For #letsansrest Day
2 years ago

I love that no one wonders if Sans and Papyrus have a mother.

It is as if it were obvious that Gaster is married to science

Edit: okay i noticed a lot of people writing about oc so i just wanted to say i was thinking about a more canonical situation just that it was never brought up in the game but that doesn't mean i refuse option that he could be in marriage

2 years ago

Papyrus And Selective Personalities: Every Example Of It So Far

An often overlooked character trait of Papyrus is selective personalities. What are selective personalities? 

image

By selective personalities I essentially mean that Papyrus changes the way he acts around certain people, specifically his brother.

image

Now why this is could be lots of different reasons, however im not interested in discussing the specific intricacies of why he does it, but rather when he does it. So without further a do, i present to you, every example of Papyrus and his selective personalities!

What They’re Going To Do To Us

When with Sans Papyrus says that he doesn’t know whats going to happen after we’re captured.

image
image
image

However despite this when he’s away from Sans he shows a clear understanding of what will happen to us.

image
image
image
image

Ice Cream Or Snow?

During one of the phone calls in which both Papyrus and Sans are present Papyrus seems to confuse ice cream and snow. 

image

When Papyrus is by himself though he shows to be perfectly capable of knowing what snow is. 

image
image
image

Papyrus also is shown to know about ice-cream and considers it separate from snow. 

image

Hotland Emotional Aura, Is It Negative Or Positive?

Papyrus claims to love Hotland in regards to MTT.

image

This doesn’t add up though, as he directly states later on that he dislikes Hotland. 

image

That Giant Ball

At first glance it seems as if Papyrus doesn’t know what the sun is as he doesn’t seem to recognize it when with the gang.

image

However when alone he shows a pretty clear understanding of the sun and wind.

image

This doesn’t seem to just be Papyrus knowing about the sun but not what it looks like either, since he knows that it shines on your skin, and he also knows about the moon, which no other monsters really comment on.

image

Has His Bro REALLY Never Seen A Human?

Sans claims that Papyrus has never met a human, this is also backed up by Papyrus not recognizing Frisk as one when meeting them with Sans.

image

Despite this Papyrus clearly understands human anatomy and culture.

image

His knowledge of the surface world (seen in the previous entry) further support the idea that he knows about humans as well. 

Labradory…?

When calling Papyrus (while Sans is present) in front of Alphys’ lab you’ll get some dialogue that suggests that Papyrus doesn’t know what a lab is.

image
image

After Sans leaves though you are able to get this dialogue inside the lab.

image

Papyrus clearly knows what a lab is here, as he mentions it by name and knows it involves science. 

Puzzles

When dealing with Sans and Papyrus’ japes Papyrus treats his puzzles as if they’re the best around.

image

When his brother isn’t around he shows a strong sense of self-awareness in this regard though. He calls his own previous puzzles “awful”.

image

We know he means this too since he has a book on “advanced puzzle construction for critical minds” and critiques and offers professional advice on everyone else’s puzzles through out the game.

image

Grease Hell

Normally Papyrus rants about his dislike for Grillby’s.

image

However there’s an exception, Undyne will begin to state her fondness for the place, and Papyrus lies and goes along with it.

image
image

Papyrus, What’s Your Favorite Food?

During the Undertale Q&A when with Sans Papyrus claims that he doesn’t know his own favorite food.

image

This seems to be something he clearly shares with his close friends though as Flowey (his best friend) not only knows this but wonders why “no one else knows the answer to this stupid question”.

image

Off On A Vacation…

During the King Papyrus ending Papyrus and Sans will talk to you about how the underground has been. With Sans present Papyrus claims that they’re all just on vacation.

image
image

However when alone he specifically asks us not to tell Sans what he’s about to say.

image

He then goes on to express remorse over the death of his beloved friends.

image
image

Going On A Vacation

Papyrus and Undyne talk about going on a vacation together.

image

However Papyrus pretty instanly switches up afterwards and says that he would never go on a vacation for any reason.

image

Fl..who..ry?

Papyrus and Undyne talk about Papyrus’ “flower friend” and when asked about him Papyrus says this.

image

However he clearly hesitates and lies here. He confirms this afterwards too. 

image

We know Papyrus knows Floweys name too because he started the “Flowey Fan Club”.

image

Closing Thoughts

This post wasn’t necessarily meant to be an in-depth analyzation like my previous one (and future ones in the works) it’s more so supposed to list and acknowledge the existence of Papyrus and his lying/selective personalities as I often bring it up with people not really knowing what I’m talking about. It’s unfortunate that this side of Papyrus isnt explored however, as it’s a very interesting trait and one that deserves more analyzing. I hope that the main take away from this post is that Papyrus is one of, if not, the most in-depth character in Undertale, and I beg you to PLEASE not water him down or prevent yourself from looking into his lore. With that said, always remember, Papyrus knows. 

2 years ago

the closing scene of a marvel-produced deltarune movie

kris: i guess in the end... the REAL power... was friendship all along

(silence for like ten seconds)

noelle: uh.... that was.... REALLY corny🤣🤣🤣

susie: yeah dude cmon. what is this, some kinda dumb teen movie or something? (audience bursts out laughing at this charmingly self-aware joke)

ralsei: kris... even I'M not that corny. but... you have a point. group hug!!

(everyone scooches away from ralsei because group hugs are #lame)

kris: uh... wow. and you call ME corny.

berdly: well, corniness aside, i think we can all agree that i was the real reason we got out with our lives. although i'll admit i may have caused problems on the way by... distracting the ladies (winks at susie and noelle, he likes both of them in this movie and has had zero character development except for one tense moment in act 3 where he almost sacrificed himself for the greater good but then was saved at the last minute)

(silence, noelle and susie exchange a glance)

kris: ...uh... so, ANYWAY, you guys wanna go get pEzza?

(everyone nods excitedly, they walk off into the sunset without berdly because he is the designated incel character and must be hated by everyone)

noelle: why's it called pEzza anyway... that's so #weird lol...

susie: right?? what is this, some kids' game or something? (cue more audience laughter at this hilarious meta joke) anyway noelle... you wanna... share a pEzza with me?

noelle: o-oh! s-sure, susie! ahaha! and i-if you want, we could go to qc's later on... i-if you want to, i mean!

susie: ... yeah. i'd love to. (winks at her, audience cheers at this groundbreaking, incredibly daring lgbtq rep, the two have barely interacted this entire movie and the ferris wheel sequence in the chapter 2 movie was "cut for time" in favor of kris eating a banana in the rouxls battle and evolving into kris neo [this is a funny reference to their spinoff series "DREAMER" in which they joked briefly about this very thing])

kris, to ralsei: wow... look at THOSE lovebirds (other characters are saying susie and noelle are in love, and thus they are, and we should root for their romance)

ralsei: yeah... hey, there's something you never told me...

kris: what?

ralsei: are you a boy or a girl?

(pause as kris looks at him, they open their mouth to answer, and then the credits roll before they say anything in a hilarious and groundbreaking show of nonbinary representation after making their ambiguous gender the butt of hundreds of jokes over the course of the series. the movie receives a million oscars and chris pratt is elected king of hollywood for his performances as kris and spamton)

2 years ago

"papyrus picks sans up and carries him around like a bag" and "sans never pays off his tab at Grillby's" are two uber popular fanon pieces that i categorize in the same folder as they are 100% innocuous and really really funny but just. not really true to canon when you get down to it. which is also funny because people WILL assume they're in the game

toriel is pretty open with physical affection with frisk, and she has no problem wrestling with sans for the phone later on, undyne repeatedly noogies papyrus and carries/is carried by other characters in the cast (...ok usually still papyrus). alphys and undyne have the amount of touchy-feeliness you'd expect from two people in love, and asgore trained with undyne all her childhood, and was likely as physically affectionate as toriel with his children.

in this context sans and papyrus never really... interact physically? like they're always There standing together, but they never hug, they never high-five, they never scuffle. they're starkly non-physical with each other, compared to the other characters.

oh and sans is "Grillby's best customer." doubt he'd get that title from the other regulars if he never paid his tab

2 years ago
They're Cringe Little Gamers Who Watch Shows And Movies Together. Sans Def Messes With Alphys And Riffs

They're cringe little gamers who watch shows and movies together. Sans def messes with Alphys and riffs on any of the anime she likes. But there are some movie choices that might be a bit more...

They're Cringe Little Gamers Who Watch Shows And Movies Together. Sans Def Messes With Alphys And Riffs
They're Cringe Little Gamers Who Watch Shows And Movies Together. Sans Def Messes With Alphys And Riffs
They're Cringe Little Gamers Who Watch Shows And Movies Together. Sans Def Messes With Alphys And Riffs

WHOOPS.

2 years ago

some really rough practice animation of mettaton falling down some stairs

audio is by @paper-mario-wiki 

I hope you dont mind if I used your audio

2 years ago

Idea-

Connor: my password for the case files is Hank backwards. Feel free to use it whenever you need to

Hank, while trying not to think too much about the fact Connor used his name: uh thanks

Later:

Hank types in: ‘knah’ into the console

Console: incorrect password, try again

Hank, with an exhausted sigh, types in: ‘hank backwards’

Console: correct password

Hank:… Jesus fuck

2 years ago

“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”

Many people who ship radiodust happen to be ace, aro, or both (Including myself as I’m ace). Acearo has a spectrum. There are sex favorable and sex repulsed if u wanna be more generic. For sex favorables, it is often the mental and emotional experience that is most important in terms of attraction. Sex itself is not appealing to us. There are acearo sex workers as well, because as the position implies, it is a job, a performance, a persona. Not actual attraction. Ergo not only can Alastor be shipped with Angel, but Angel themselves can be ace too (Headcanoned obviously). He is under a soul contract after all and likely signed it due to the fact he has no other means of survival.

“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”
“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”

Angel is usually under some sort of high or intoxicated in some manner. This plus Valentino’s emotional manipulation/abuse and physical abuse and rape, adds onto the fact that none of this is via Angel’s consent. At best sex and drugs are a numb distraction. In the comic, we see a box of toys Angel has. At first, it is labeled “For fun” with a heart. It’s then crossed out and relabeled as Work shit. He’s reaching his breaking point and that distraction isn’t working anymore.

This is only further proved in Addict

“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”
“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”
“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”

If Angel did crave a relationship or ever got into a serious one, his sexual needs wouldn’t be as intense as people portray. He’s had enough of just sex. He wants actual love.

Which by the way

“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”

Aroace is, as mentioned before, a spectrum. One can be demisexual and demiromantic and still be considered aroace. This also goes for angled aroaces, who usually only feel attraction once or twice in their life

If Alastor were ever to gain a serious emotional connection with anyone, that would be his main focus. Alastor is one of the few demons in hell that doesn’t want Angel for his body. It’s likely extremely refreshing for Angel, bc then he knows that Alastor’s intentions should they get together, would never be to use him like that.

And in Alastor’s case

“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”

Most demons usually view him in three ways;

Someone that should be feared and avoided

Someone that should be feared and treated aggressively as he is a threat

Or, someone with great power and can be used if on his good side

Angel views him in none of those ways.

He never treated him aggressively, nor did he run from him. And he isn’t the type to get involved in more overlord drama

Another thing that bothers me is that people sometimes portray Angel as pushy to get Alastor in bed. Which is just not in character. Out of everyone, Angel knows what it’s like to be forced into sexual situations without one’s consent. And he and Alastor both have a moral code. A fucked up one, but a moral code nonetheless.

During their first meeting, Angel had no way of knowing Alastor wasn’t into that sorta shit, as he just learned about his existence (Likely from constantly being high and drunk all the time since with knowing Vox he should’ve heard Alastor’s name mentioned at some point). Once Alastor turned him down Angel didn’t make any sort of pushy comment or sexual action towards him afterwards. He simply brushed it off saying “Your loss”.

As for personality, despite the two appearing extremely different, they have several similarities as well that balance things out. Both are mischievous, witty, quick mouthed, and would often banter as proved in the hunicast streams. (The VAs may not have them completely accurate, but they have a better understanding of the characters as they are the ones performing as them)

Both Alastor and Angel also lived within the same era. The 20s if you wish to be specific. Alastor died in 1933 whereas Angel died in 1947. It wouldn’t be surprising if Angel himself would listen to the radio quite a bit while alive. Not to mention, music tastes (While still extremely different) could overlap.

And while this is hardly any solid means of evidence, while I was studying Alastor’s heritage (Creole) and voodoo, I stumbled across this

“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”

“The spirit of beauty, jewelry, dancing, luxury and flowers”

“She represents the epitome of femininity and compassion”

“Her colors are white and pink”

“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”

“Sometimes referred to as angel”

“RADIODUST MAKES NO SENSE! BESIDES AL IS ACE”

So yeah. There’s that.

While I’m aware they won’t be canon, the dynamic this has along with the character development is too appealing to ignore and I’m tired of ppl shitting on Radiodust as an excuse as to why they just don’t ship it. You don’t have to hate a ship in order to not ship it. Just respect others.

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags