Pane Už Mám Těch Vašich Vypečenejch Her Dost

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

Jezdit v létě stanovat

a zbytek roku stagnovat

v nestabilní době,

diagnóza mladej člověk,

zůstávat povinně

ve dvojí rovině,

nebavit se o vině,

když ti večer ovíněn

padá do postele,

ale ráno nezastele,

hledat vyrušení

od každodenní

lži, že společnej život je fajn,

z rádia nechat hrát Mein

Herz Brennt a ztrácet se v němčině,

sedět mu na klíně

a vědět přesně, co myslí, když říká „mein Schatz, bitte,“

v tom samým bytě,

kterým včera provedl jinou holku,

poslouchat moderní úpravy folku,

dokazovat si tak kulturní cítění

a ve skříni kostění

skeletoni visí,

lebky jako krysí

skrýše, co čas nikdy neporuší,

zavést doma jednodušší

estetiku

bez skeptiků,

sípat „budu zvracet“,

buzerace,

prohraný závody,

prstýnky hozený do vody

při zamítnutých žádostech o ruku,

rozchod svedenej na poruchu

hybnosti v oblasti citový motoriky

a na zhasnutý světlo zkoumaný bez optiky.

Ve volném čase si píšu básničky, tak si sem hodím nepatrné promo.

(Pokud by se náhodou někomu zalíbilo, tak na Instagramu jsem jako cajkovskij_pro_lepsi_usinani)

"Many species of polychaetes undergo epitoky whereby sexually immature worms transform into pelagic morphs capable of sexual reproduction. After fertilization, they release their gametes through rapid disintegration." worms are out here having insane sex we can't even comprehend

Show me your best snow dogs chewing through ice blocks filled with apples.

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

I have memes for thirsty cockroaches

So a bit of a laugh here, as the only remedy that worked to sedate my panic earlier this month of having to wait 36 hours on the 12th floor in a 50+ year old hotel through a tornado-prone hurricane at the start of the first vacation I’ve had in several years is: comic relief doodling.

And the one that has been sitting on the backest of back burners has been to showcase one of Rhysand’s greatest and unrivaled abilities. No one has come close to the proficiency and technique this high lord has honed for hundreds of years, the accuracy and precision never faltering, even while simultaneously throwing insults disguised beneath witty retorts, or gate-crashing weddings to keep very important appointments.

Nay, you all may fawn over the wings, the winnowing, the darkness, but I will whip out my foam finger and clap my hands each time a spec of invisible lint is vanquished on the page. ☝️😤

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they’re lumpy and late but they still deserve your love.

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