Malleus: Hello, My Spirit Friend.

Heya! I just came up with an idea and I needed to share it! This isn't a request. So imagine this: Mc, the brothers, and the side characters (with or without Luke) are at Diavolo's castle playing truth or dare (Solomon and Asmo's idea) well after some drinks a a great mood Mc gets a dare and their smile fades, their dare is to tell everyone a secret: "They believe they are not worthy of love or deserve love, that they make people worse by being with them" (Not personal at all😅)

You realise the chaos you will raise if you say something like that?! Feeling unworthy of love?! IN THIS HOUSEHOLD?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Let me tell you exactly what will happen.

There is a long silence after you speak. You look and around you to see everyone looking wide- eyed and horrified.

Asmo is on the verge of tears as he's flung himself onto you.

"MC, is this because I said I'll never love you more than myself?! I TAKE IT BACK! I'LL GIVE YOU MY ALL! PLEASE DON'T SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN!"

Mammon is next ripping Asmo off you and kneeling in front of you.

"Oi... All those times I called you stupid human and said I didn't like ya...I WAS ONLY JOKING OKAY?! I DIDN'T MEAN ANY OF THAT! I MEAN COME ON EVERYONE KNOWS I LOVE YA LIKE CRAZY!"

Levi is in panic mode. You are the one who convinced him to be more confident with himself and yet you're saying things like this!?

"ABSOLUTELY NOT! MC you're my best friend I won't let you talk about yourself like that!" He shakes you by the shoulders desperately.

Beel looks all sad and desolate. Belphie looks guilty as all hell. They both think they caused this somehow.

Prepare to get sandwiched between the twins as they lay their sorry heads on you. "MC, we're so sorry... you've helped us through so much, you're so kind, please don't feel this way. We're so sorry..."

Satan stares at you solemnly. He's Sherlocking the situation trying to find out what caused you to feel like this. Realizes you need to be rid of the misunderstanding first.

Takes you by the hand and kisses it, "You've done nothing but good ever since you've come here. You've tamed all the Avatars of Sin to be kinder. Noone deserves love more than you."

Solomon sneaks up beside you. He bumps his shoulder onto you to get your attention.

"You realise you're the only one who didn't think of me as shady and hold that against me? You're the only one I can trust here. What makes you think you're unworthy of love?"

Simeon is at your other side now. Putting a gentle hand on your back. He looks at you tenderly.

"I've seen grave sinners who rot now in hell say they deserve love. And you, who has earned love from all three realms, think you don't deserve it? Don't you see how ridiculous that it?"

Lucifer stands up suddenly, looking agitated. All his brothers are useless. And so are the rest. Only he can convince you. He tries to grab you.

"MC, come I'm taking you home. You're not thinking right. Clearly you need some time away from all this noise."

Diavolo intrudes. Replacing Lucifer's hand on you with his own. You've never seen him look so serious.

"You can leave now, Lucifer. In fact all of you can. MC is my guest and it's my responsibility to make sure they feel okay while they are here. Barbatos take MC up to my quarters. I shall go there shortly."

Barbatos smiles at you as you take his arm and walk upstairs. Outside Diavolo's room, he pauses and cups your face with his gloved hand.

"I've seen many pasts, presents and futures of all creation. And yet I've never heard a statement as untrue as that. If you don't deserve love, then no creature does."

....and here's me trying to angrily type this out. BECAUSE GODAMNIT YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE OKAY?!

Tell me who made you feel this way, I shall hunt them down to condemn them to a life time of finding slippery banana peels on their road wherever they go.

And if this is you causing yourself to think this - I will annoy you into accepting you're amazing and deserving of love, UNDERSTOOD?!

--I was just looking at those old memes of Kazuha being the Canadian Aether and I thought of Vigil.

--Vigil! Mc meets Aether and looks at Kazuha, saying "Kazuha... Do you have any lost twin or something..?"

--And Kazuha gets upset because everyone asks him that lol

--🍓 anon <3

Ah yes those were the days lololol.

Just imagine Vigil!MC lighting up at the sight of Aether she goes speechless for a while lmao -

"My, how handsome."

Aether splutters in surprise when the lady reaches forward, without care for space, to brush his golden locks with an awed smile. Even the faintest contact against his ear sends warmth to his cheeks.

"Kazuha," the girl he still doesn't know calls out to the—pouting?—samurai, "Perhaps the Traveler's a twin of yours?"

A sigh, "Nee-san..." (translation: WE DO LOOK SIMILAR BUT I'M YOUR ONLY BROTHER AHDASKDHAHDASJD this is unacceptable :< )

Aether feels glum at the reminder of a sibling but he doesn't feel too despondent hearing the bright laughter erupting in the atmosphere.

WAITWAITWAIT IMAGINE IF KAZUHA HAD A TWIN THOUGH LIKE- LIKE- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

How I spended my day during covid (my drawing is not that great so please don't judge it)

More celestial realm! Mc please. I beg of you 🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂

MC: *blinking their eyes in disbelief*

Lucifer: *sitting on MC’s lap; facing them*

MC: *gives off a troubled smile* What’s going on, Lucifer? Why are you sitting on my lap?

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I just feel like it.

MC: *laughs* Well, I hope you’re comfortable.

Lucifer: *hides his blush* Yes. Your lap is surprisingly soft.

Mammon: Oi, Lucifer. I never expected you would do something like this. Man, what are ya’? Five?

Asmo: I want to sit on MC’s lap too~.

Lucifer: *glares at them* This is my VIP seat. Back off. 

MC: *just shakes their head in defeat*

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Barbatos: How’s your stay in the house of lamentation? Are they not giving you problems?

MC: Not really. Well, except that Satan is getting jealous of Luke.

Barbatos: Luke?

MC: Oh, yes... I haven’t introduced him to you yet. Well, he’s with me. Luke, are you still asleep?

Luke: *appears behind MC* *rubbing his eyes a little* *yawns* No... I’m already awake.

MC: *smiles* Luke, meet Barbatos. 

Luke and Barbatos: *stared at each other* 

Barbatos: *smiles* Can I adopt you?

Luke: *face reddens* No. 

MC: Isn’t he adorable?

Barbatos: He is. He looks like he’s our son, don’t you agree? *chuckles*

Luke: I’m not! W-Well, I don’t mind MC being my parent, but not you!

Barbatos: I know how to bake sweets.

Luke: Really?

MC: Pft. 

Luke: I-I mean... I’m not interested!

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*In the Celestial Realm*

Raphael: *shaking Michael* *completely pissed off by him* You said that if we sent Luke, that would solve my problem.

Raphael: But no! It’s creating more problem!

Michael: Haha... I just made a suggestion. 

Raphael: You-!

Simeon: Raphael, if you worry that much, why don’t you go yourself? 

Raphael: *stops shaking Michael* *looks at Simeon*

Simeon: ...

Simeon: You have just realized?

Raphael: ...

Raphael: Yes. But what if father doesn’t allow me?

Theo: You can go, Raphael.

Raphael: F-Father!

Theo: *smiles* You have sent Luke even though he’s still on the lowest rank of angels. So I don’t see a problem if I send you too. 

Michael: Eh? So you already know that Raphael likes MC?

Theo: ...

Raphael: ...

Simeon: ...

Theo: Can you say that again?

Simeon: *face palm* Michael...

Michael: Oops. *laughs* 

Hi im not ded just forgot to post anything here _(:3 」∠)_

recently got into this and Bond is my fav so i doodle some ft. Some bun cause i just couldn't resist...

heyo! stardew valley!reader as always: well, it was bound to happen eventually. today is one of the days where both xiao and albedo are here at the same time (klee is playing outside) and you were all having a lovely picnic together. very cute, very enjoyable. xiao’s karma if debt has decreased by around half at this point and (!!!) he halfway accepts his adoption into the family. (!!! emotional progress everyone) you idly take a pear out of the basket while mostly keeping an eye on klee (1/2)🦝

"this explains so much"

The NRC students: *are visibly confused as to why there's a kid in the Orientation*

Kid MC: *wearing a smaller version of the ceremonial robe*

Kid MC: Dad?

Malleus: Yes? *carrying them in his arms*

Kid MC: These feel like my pajamas.

Malleus: Do you feel cozy in it?

Kid MC: *nods* I don't think I can study while wearing this.

Malleus: *chuckles* Don't worry. There's another uniform you're going to use. The ceremonial robes are only for formal events.

Lilia: Malleus, it's time for MC to know which dorm they're going to be in.

Malleus: Would that be necessary? I'm sure they'll be in Diasomnia.

Lilia: Malleus, we still need to follow the protocol.

Malleus: *sigh* Fine.

Vil: Is there a reason why we have a literal kid here in Night Raven College?

Rook: I heard they're Roi du Dragon's adopted child.

Vil: Ah...

Kalim: Jamil! Jamil! Do you think they will be in our dorm?

Jamil: I doubt that.

Cater: Aww~. Look at them, Trey. Do you think they're going to be in Heartslabyul?

Trey: I don't mind having a kid over. Right, Riddle?

Riddle: *examining them* Hm. Yes.

The Dark Mirror: Please state your name.

Kid MC: MC Draconia!

Malleus: *smiles*

The Dark Mirror: The nature of your soul is...

Malleus: Diasomni—

The Dark Mirror: Pomefiore.

Vil: What?

Rook: *clapping*

Malleus: ...

Kid MC: Dad? My dorm is Pomefiore!

Malleus: ...

Malleus: No, it's Diasomnia. That was just a mistake. *about to leave the venue*

Vil: I'm not all enthusiastic about this. Rook, get our student.

Rook: Oui!

Sebek: Don't be sad, Waka-sama!

Malleus: I'm not sure if I can do that, Sebek.

Lilia: *chuckles* Oh, Malleus. Why are you acting like your child is never independent?

Lilia: They're going to be fine.

Silver: I agree with father. And Mr. Vil Schoenheit reassured you that he will take care of them.

Malleus: I don't need a stranger taking care of my child, Silver.

Silver: ...

Silver: MC will start their first class in a few hours. Would you like to check on them?

Professor Trein: Is everything clear?

Kid MC: *raises their hand* Professor!

Professor Trein: Yes?

Kid MC: Can I borrow this book? I didn't get to finish reading pages 206-209.

Professor Trein: Sure. But don't forget to do your homework. *giving them a chocolate bar*

Kid MC: Thank you, Professor!

Professor Trein: Now run along.

The other students: That's unfair, Professor! Why do they get to be dismissed early?!

Professor Trein: *frowns at them* Kids don't have long attention lifespan. And I don't want them to get bored in my history class.

Ace: *hides under his desk* Wow! You're playing favorites, Professor!

Professor Trein: Who said that?

Epel: How's your class, MC?

Kid MC: I got a chocolate bar!

Vil: Uh-huh. And what do we do with sweets?

Kid MC: I eat them.

Vil: ...

Epel: *laughs*

Vil: *sigh* Epel, just make sure this child brush their teeth later. Especially before sleeping.

Epel: Yes, sir.

Sebek: LITTLE HUMAN!!!

Silver: You don't have to shout, Sebek.

Malleus: *smiles* MC.

Kid MC: Dad! *runs to him*

Malleus: I've been looking for you everywhere.

Kid MC: My classes finish early than the others!

Malleus: Oh?

Vil: Yes. The headmage and all the teachers made an arrangement where they're going to have four hours of classes everyday.

Vil: You're free to take them to your dorm after they're done with school work, but you have to bring them back to Pomefiore before bedtime.

Malleus: Can't they just sleep in my dorm?

Vil: No. I'm their housewarden.

Epel: Don't worry, Mr. Malleus, sir. I'm sharing a room with them.

Kid MC: Hm! Epel is the manliest guy in Pomefiore! He can fight bad guys with his bare fists!

Epel: Hehe, you flatter m—Eek!

Malleus: Oho...? He could?

Silver: Malleus... It's not the place to be jealous...

Sebek: LITTLE HUMAN!!! DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE ALL LOYAL TO WAKA-SAMA!!!

Kid MC: Yeah! You don't have to tell me, Sir Sebek!

Vil: MC, have you forgotten about acting all dainty?

Kid MC: *pouts*

Kid MC: But it's too late for me to do that now!

Vil: Do it.

Kid MC: *pouts again*

Kid MC: *looks at Malleus*

Kid MC: Dad~? Do you think I look stupidly cute today? *blink* *blink*

Vil: *facepalm*

Malleus: You're the most adorable child I've ever seen. *chuckles*

Solomon: *sad puppy expression* MC, didn't you cook breakfast for me?

MC: No.

Solomon: Are you still mad from the previous events?

MC: ...

Solomon: ...

Solomon: My siberian husky—

MC: Don't call me that.

Solomon: Awoo?

MC: *tries to ignore him*

Solomon: Awoo?

MC: ...

Solomon: *moves closer to them* *resting his chin over their head* Ruff.

MC: *cracks up*

Solomon: Are we good now?

MC: ...

MC: Yes. But you're an idiot, brother.

Solomon: Hehe~.

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MC: What are you doing here, Beel...

Beel: I'm hungry and I missed your food. I also dragged my twin brother so he could meet you.

Belphie: *looks at MC*

MC: ...

Belphie: You'll be good as a pillow.

MC: I don't want to.

Beel: Yes. How can they cook for me if they become your pillow?

Belphie: Are they not multi-purpose?

MC: *sweat drop*

Beel: MC, can you cook for me now?

MC: Sorry, Beel. But I still need to do grocery.

Beel: Okay. After we do grocery, can you cook for me?

MC: Yes... I suppose.

Beel: Great.

MC: ...

MC: Why are you still staring at me?

Beel: Can't you grow up faster so I can marry you?

MC: ...

Belphie: Beel, that came out of the blue.

Beel: Was it?

MC: ...

MC: I'll just pretend I never heard that.

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Solomon: MC? Don't go out tomorrow, okay?

MC: ...

MC: Ah, yes. Thank you for reminding me.

Solomon: You're welcome. *smiles*

Luke: Why can't MC go outside tomorrow?

Solomon: Tomorrow is the lunar eclipse.

Luke: Okay?

Solomon: *smiles* You'll see MC in their adult form.

Luke: Wh-Wha! Really?!

Solomon: Yes. Though that's only for the whole night.

Luke: But why can't they go outside?

MC: It's... troublesome...

“I saw a flash of light in my garden and now I have to take care of 22 magical highschoolers?!” The Isekai.

As that title implies, AU where it’s not yuu (or Onyx in my case lol) that gets isekaid into twisted wonderland, but instead the cast gets isekaid to OUR world! What’s the plot aside of the obvious shenanigans? I don’t know! I just made this up!!

Also like...feel free to share scenarios! I would love to talk more about this AU LOL

Do the smiling critters dislike the vacuum cleaner? Since animals usually aren't a fan of those?

“Like an actual dog GADDAMN…..”