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fun facts about Female Y/N and Male Y/N?

1. Fem Y/N and Male Y/N laugh at each other’s misery before helping each other (like best friends would do).

2. They act normal around other cookies especially Shadow Milk Cookie, but they hide this silly selves that they refuse to show (part of them thinks it is improper to them).

3. They are like partners in crime to each other despite being the same cookie.

4. They would play games together in their spare time for laughs and giggles.

5. Male Y/N would be the intrusive thought of the self of Fem Y/N to the point where he can piss her off within 5 minutes. (aka they are like sibling code)

6. Last fact, despite being the same cookie they got opposite taste

more wind archer cookie and y/n please!! they kiss kiss

You asked for it. Twice.

https://www.tumblr.com/eepy-cookies/782907993785352192/how-would-anyone-react-if-i-want-to-ask-anyone-to?source=share

Request more Wind Archer / Fire Spirit x Reader

I specifically wish to request both at once, if you are okay with that

So which one do you like more?

Touched Starved Wind Archer Cookie or Flirting Fire Spirit Cookie?

Consuming the Wind Archer content like its my last will to live(It is /hj)

Flustered Wind Archer is adorable

hello! can we have slight lemon of wind archer? but as a free choice for you to do whatever you can think of!!

May I be known as 🐈‍⬛- anon? :)

Hmmm, I wonder what did you do to Wind Archer Cookie?

we see flustered wind archer all the time... And he's adorable. But. What if wind archer flustered US for once ?!?!

(love ur art btw!!🤍)

Suggestive Warning is advanced!

He knew he yearned for you and yet you were shy to start the initiative. So he pinned you against the tree in the middle of the forest where no one can see the both of you.

“Can I… kiss you?”

Wind Archer Cookie asked as you were a blushing mess, you didn’t know he does have guts in an intimate moment and yet it makes things more exciting the ever. You nodded and he leans in to give you a kiss…

You didn’t know that the kiss lasted until the morning sunrise. Your kiss with him was long yet it leaves you breathless as he had no intentions of letting you escape, all for a simple punishment for accidentally stepping on the flowers not knowing that it can be hostile towards you. All you feel now was pure numbness from his touches.

He doesn’t want to let you go, he knew he wanted this even if it felt so wrong.

[Aftermath of this]

Pls .. . Dead plate 😔😔😔💔💔💔..

HAHAHAHA

Dead Plate isn't really my fixation anymore, but this made me laugh so, just for you!

I have always liked the idea that she does her best to look after everyone (often times running herself ragged in the process)

“I saw a flash of light in my garden and now I have to take care of 22 magical highschoolers?!” The Isekai.

As that title implies, AU where it’s not yuu (or Onyx in my case lol) that gets isekaid into twisted wonderland, but instead the cast gets isekaid to OUR world! What’s the plot aside of the obvious shenanigans? I don’t know! I just made this up!!

Also like...feel free to share scenarios! I would love to talk more about this AU LOL

Blind MC: *gently touching Andrealphus's face to know his facial features*

Andrealphus: *feeling ticklish, but contains his laughter*

Blind MC: You are a handsome guy, Andrealphus.

Andrealphus: Hm? You are blind just like me. How would you know?

Blind MC: *smiles* Beelzebub told me.

Andrealphus: *chuckles*

Beelzebub: Those two are adorable whenever they're together.

Satan: But try to separate them and they work as killing machines.

Mammon: Precisely.

since the demo for Symptoms of Deceit launched I had to take the opportunity to draw my boy Nalis. Nalis belongs to @symptomsofdeceit, go play the demo! Also support the creator on their first project. :]

"Y'know, before I got stuffed in this oversized plush, used to design toys at that place. Then one day they said I was elected for 'testing' and that I was to be announced dead in an accident. My last request was to write my then partner a letter of my love for them and for it to be delivered without fail. When I finally came back to in this furry body I was told the letter had been sent...sometimes I still wonder how he reacted to it."

"..."

"Anyways what'd you say this game was about again? Saving this green fellow's brother from a haunted house?"

(Mr. Crackler the type of old guy to just suddenly go into his horrific backstory out of complete nowhere at any time.)

“You’re lucky I’m used to people trauma dumping so suddenly Mr. Crackler.”

-the other toys looked In Concern-

So me and @qxurugosk were discussing about Z and Gale being a duo space riders and one thing led to another and now we have Bullfuckery

“ Z is always so quiet and mysterious, what goes on inside his head?”

Z:

Galestorm's Wardrobe

Space Riders Au belongs to @onyxonline

Vincent x ftm reader from dead plate...I need more of him I'm LOOSING IT

ㅤ

freak vincent charbonneau who loves fucking you in his band t-shirts <3 FTM reader

"Like it?" Vincent asked you as he bungled up the band t-shirt you wore (which was his, by the way), raising an eyebrow at the way you sniffled.

He cooed, reaching a hand down to rub your sensitive bundle of nerves as he rolled his hips against yours. "You said you wanted to wear my shirt, well here you go." Although his voice remained monotone, you could tell Vincent was teasing you.

You gripped onto his forearm, "B-Because I wanted to sleep in it." You whispered in a breathless tone, "You can also sleep with my dick in you. You've done it before." Vincent leaned down to hide his face in the crook of your neck, slowly pulling out before thrusting back in, his balls slapping against your ass, making you cry out and squeeze around him.

Vincent grunted, cradling your head with his arm, "I just can't help it..." He trailed off, which led you to wonder what he wanted to say but decided not to voice out. Instead, Vincent panted into your ear.

His pace alone was driving you insane—going from rough plowing into your leaking cunt, to grinding his hips, his pelvis rubbing against your clit while you sobbed and begged him to keep his pace consistent. Vincent gently bit your neck, before licking the mark he left, “You're cute…” He whispered, his free hand reaching down to help spread your thigh even further.

“I should make you wear my shirts everyday.” Vincent bit his bottom lip, his hips beginning to thrust back into your pussy. “My sweet boy…” He groaned, feeling himself coming closer to his high. “Gonna paint your body…” Vincent pushed himself off of you and held your thighs open, fully plowing your dripping hole.

You sobbed, holding onto the bed sheets, desperately trying to find leverage while Vincent's tip kept kissing the deepest parts of you. You were so close, you felt like you were gonna explode any second now. He threw his head back and pulled out, giving his cock a few more pumps before he came all over your stomach and shirt—completely covering your body with his release, some even reached your face.

Vincent gulped thickly, staring at your twitching and sweaty body as you came down from your high. “You didn't get to cum, right?” He whispered, gently caressing your shaking thigh as he used his other hand to circle around your winking hole. “Don't worry.” Vincent inserted two fingers into your cunt and began fingering you, the lewd squelching noises that your pussy created made you feel so disgusting, but it was music to Vincent's ears.

“Hear that?” He said as a grin formed on his pale face, “It's calling my name…” Vincent whistled, pumping his fingers faster and deeper in your cunt. You cried, squeezing your thighs around his hand while shaking your head. Vincent chuckled and kissed your knee, the speed of his fingers not faltering for one second.

“Don't try and run away from me now… Just squirt all over my fingers, pretty baby…” Vincent urged, his eyes closely observing the way your cunt squeezed around his fingers, like it was desperately trying to suck it back inside. Or the way your juices ran down his hand and dripped onto the sheets, staining them.

He licked his lips and pulled his fingers out. The loss made you whine and sob adorable ‘whys’, but those pleads were quickly replaced by high pitched squeals when Vincent started eating you out.

One thing about Vincent was that he is a messy fucking eater. Since he can't really taste anything, he goes all out on eating your pussy like it's his last meal on earth. He held your thighs open, laying his tongue flat on your clit before he shook his head against it.

You arched your back and gripped onto his hair, desperately pulling him in closer as you felt yourself coming closer. “C-Close!” You cried salty tears, feeling his fingers go back to fingering you while he sucked and licked your abused clit. “That's it, come all over my tongue…” Vincent groaned into your pussy, his drool running down his chin as he watched your face.

It didn't take long for you to come all over his face, which he ate and drank all up like the freak he was <3

© shirakow ; i have completely forgotten how to write vincent so I'm sorry if this was messy <3 also it's almost 5 am when i post this, dont mind the typos I made (if i made any)

Kisses to the wife

I did a doodle of Curly and reader, he just love so fucking much his wife

Also an ugly doodle of Jimmy

JJK characters when their cursed technique somehow doesn’t work on you (ft. Inumaki, Mahito, Fushiguro, Gojo)

JJK Masterlist here!

Content/Warnings: Very minor manga reference on Gojo’s part.

Note: I had a field trip with Inumaki’s BAHAHA. This was also my first ever JJK-related writing from months ago like in late May/early June. And I’ve just completed this, so I hope you all enjoy it! I was gonna write a part for Sukuna, but idk :/ He’d just slaughter you with his hands if his technique doesn’t work so…

I appreciate every piece of feedback! Thank you for reading <3

Word count: 6.0k

Inukami Toge:

The first time Toge Inumaki used his cursed technique on you was at the Goodwill Exchange Event when he commanded you, Fushiguro, and Kamo to run away from that growing tree stump that came from the special-grade curse, Hanami.

For a split second, both boys were hypnotized at Toge’s command before following through.

You, on the other hand, didn’t feel any different or inclined to follow his words.

But since running away is the obvious solution, you flee with the three boys to safer grounds.

After the whole battle, you visit your very exhausted friend in the recovery room, who looked like he could use some company.

“You were very brave, Toge.” You doted, letting him rest his head on your shoulder. Even as best friends, you and Toge would always keep a natural distance. But since he’s feeling particularly exhausted, that opened up the barrier to his usually controlled clinginess. His energy must be at an all-time low since you never recalled his head ever being so heavy.

He hummed and gave a measly thumbs up, acknowledging your compliment.

It pained you to see him so weak. With multiple bottles of empty cough syrup and cough drop wrappers lying on the bedside tables, you worry that he might go overboard with the consumption. Not much on the cough drops, but the cough syrup can become very dangerous. But considering how much he has taken, his throat must’ve been on fire. Even now, he looks far from comfortable. If you were to offer him another bottle, he’d most likely gulp it down like water.

It didn’t take too long until he started to show discomfort in his throat again. He started to clear his throat, relying on the vibrations to scratch and relieve the never-ending itch. Shutting his eyes, your friend pointed at the bedside table, gesturally asking to hand him a bottle or cough drop. When you scanned for the products there’s not a single bit of the candy nor the syrup.

“Toge, there’s only water,” you sighed in pity, grabbing the container for him. Bringing the tip to his marked lips, you slowly tilted the cup until the liquid finally reached him. “Here.”

He drank as much as he could, but it only provided very little relief. Soon after, he started to whine at the pain and it’s like using a single hose to take down a forest fire. You were getting flustered due to not being able to do anything.

“I know, Toge, I know.” You cooed, reaching out for his hand and gave a tight squeeze. Staring at the cascading sunset through the window, you pondered if you could make it to the store on time.

“There’s still some sunlight left. Do you want me to get you some more cough drops and syrup? Probably not syrup since you’ve already consumed such an unhealthy amount…” You mumbled, impressed at how Toge isn’t already knocked out by the medicine. “Or do you want me to make you tea?”

But the gifted sorcerer only shook his head, putting even more pressure against your shoulder, his motion to make you stay with him. Even if you can’t do much, your presence alone provides more relief than 10 bottles of cough syrup.

Sighing at your stubborn best friend clinging onto you, you smiled and poked his side. “What am I going to do with you, Toge?”

Reacting to your sudden touch, he jerked to his side, lips fighting to not curve up. Amused and bewildered, your eyes sparkled at the sudden idea. With both of your hands in action, you started to tickle Toge’s sides, hoping that this feeling will combat his throat pain, even if it’s temporary.

He yelped and kicked his legs, trying to get away from you. Small giggles escaped his lips, which sounded like music to your ears. It is more pleasurable in comparison to his painful cries and whines. Not wanting to continue, Toge had to pull out his technique in order to get you to,

“S-Stop!” He commanded, chuckling at your childish actions.

Immediately, he expected you to pull away and for the tickling sensation to cease. However, your lips curved to a mischievous smile and pursued to tickle him even more.

“No.”

Forgetting that this was an uncommon impossible phenomenon, you continued to laugh along while Toge’s purple hues contracted in shock. He then grabbed your wrist, forcing you to stop your actions.

“Okay, okay! Sorry dude.” Your free hand rose to the air in defeat, giggling. But playfulness faded into concern when you spotted Toge staring straight down at your hand, unwavering. “What’s wrong?”

‘What’s wrong? What do you mean what’s wrong?’ The platinum-haired boy panicked in his mind. You didn’t follow his orders. And no matter who it is, any person who he projected his technique onto should’ve obeyed. He even got Gojo-sensei to leave you, him, and Yuuta alone one time, though it gave him an itchy throat for an entire day.

The point is, why didn’t his technique work on you? Besides running away from that nature-like curse, he never dared applied his ability to you before. Did you run away with Kamo and Fushiguro because you were commanded to or did you run away because it was the most logical thing to do?

Hesitantly, Toge commanded. “Tickle me.”

He read your eyes, waiting for you to get into that hypnotic state due to his words. But instead, you flashed him wriggled eyebrows and a tilt to the side.

“Huh? You just told me to stop To- oh,” your expression widened, realizing where Inumaki was getting at. You’ve disobeyed his command once more.

Toge grunted, confused at his faltering technique. Was it because of exhaustion? Did he overdo it, that’s why it wouldn’t work on you? But he never recalled his ability to not work.

Just in time, there was pounding on the door, breaking the confusing atmosphere. Flustered, you told whoever’s waiting to come in.

The visitors were revealed to be Maki and Fushiguro, who were still bandaged up from earlier’s fight.

“Uhh, should you guys even be up right now,” you stated, concerned. Maki with a plastic bag in hand walked like she never participated in the fight while her junior held a metal thermostat and looked like he was dragged into this.

“I’m tougher than you think, Y/n,” Maki scoffed proudly, grabbing the bottom of the bag and flipping it over. The items inside spilled out, revealing to be 4 bags of cough drops, each coming from a different flavor.

“They ran out of cough syrup, Inumaki.” She then proceeded to look sourly at the empty bottles on the nightstand. “On second thought, thank God they did. You probably hogged all the supplies already, didn’t you?”

“Okaka!” Toge immediately sat up, declining the assumption. But he immediately started clearing his itching throat, a consequence of speaking too loudly. Defeated, he threw his head back at the wooden headboard.

Maki’s eyes softened in pity for her classmate. The other former Zen’in on the other hand gave the tea-filled thermostat to his male senpai.

Still distraught over his failed ability, Toge looked at both Fushiguro and Maki who were conversing with you. He wondered if the problem was you or his technique. He wondered if…

“Go away,” Inumaki commanded, causing the three guests to straighten their backs. So it does work. With your reaction, he thought that it would finally work on you. While Maki and Fushiguro looked hypnotized and turned their heels, you turned to your Toge, wide-eyed.

“Why did you tell us to go away?” You questioned. Turns out, you were just surprised at his action. The burning itch in Toge’s throat was no longer his priority. Before Maki and Fushiguro can realize what’s going on, Toge told them to,

“Stop.”

And they did. Except for this time, Maki darts back with an annoyed expression.

“The hell is that for?!”

Toge blinked up at her, Fushiguro scratching the back of his head. But his eyes darted to you, who seemed unfazed at his command.

“Y/N-senpai… Why didn’t Inumaki-senpai’s technique work on you?”

Maki pieced it together shortly after realizing that you still sat next to the semi-grade 1 sorcerer. She and Megumi stared bewildered. “Yeah, why aren’t you affected?”

After seeing Maki and Megumi, Toge’s words still carry their power. Just for some odd reason, you were an exception.

You shrugged, just as lost as they are. “I don’t know. Toge and I just figured this out right before you both came in. Initially, I thought it was because he might’ve lost some power because he overexerted himself earlier. However, I don’t think that’s the case.”

After referring to what just happened, you looked down at your own hands, wondering if you held anything that made you resist Toge’s enchanting ability. A finger that’s not yours poked your cheek and you turned to face the owner.

“Takana,” he indicated his confusion with knitted brows.

Forcing yourself to smile, you replied with reassurance, “I’m puzzled too, dude. But we’ll figure this out.”

A week later, you and Toge worked closely together with Gojo. Even elders of the Inumaki family visited to witness this strange circumstance. A sorcerer who’s able to withstand a cursed speech user’s technique, a very powerful ability.

But the investigation quickly came to a close, as Gojo and the elders couldn’t find any lead to an answer. According to your teacher, there’s no outstanding change to your cursed energy, and the elders concluded that they’ll continue to monitor you and Toge at a distance since they’re very fascinated by the news.

Most of the time, Toge would still speak to you in his regular onigiri language, so he won’t slip off of his habit whenever he encounters other people. But on a rare occasion, he wouldn’t mind setting his guard down if it’s just the two of you.

“Come here!” He attempted to command, chasing after you in his dorm.

“Hell no!” You laughed, bouncing from his bed and running in the opposite direction. The Inumaki elders came back again yesterday to investigate you and their gifted family member- this time, with a present. One of Toge’s favorite aunts brought a photo album, containing baby pictures of him and showed it off to you when he wasn’t around.

Asking if you could borrow it, she gladly obliged and the following day, you surprised your classmate with the hefty book. And not much to your surprise, his words were just as threatening as they are in his text messages.

“If you don’t give me that, I’m going to kill you,” he panted, out of breath. He tried telling you to give the album back, drop it, and even forget the photos. But his curseless words nipped at him harder than his cursed ones ever did. Obviously, you didn’t comply as you continued to scan every single photograph of baby Toge.

“Ooh, sharp tongue you got there, Toge,” you teased, stopping. “You looked so cute, why would you be embarrassed about this?”

“Looked?” He repeated, taken back by your double-edged compliment. “Really, Y/n? Looked?”

You laughed once more, trying to pry more words from him. Though he’s already naturally talkative, you could never get used to the sound of his voice forming normal sentences. You wished that one day, Toge will have complete control over his own powers, so he could finally speak normally with everyone. This other playful side of him could only be seen through his witty remarks.

To Toge, it’s refreshing that he finally gets to speak freely to one person without any backlash or consequence and that person happens to be you, his best friend. It really was a hassle to pull out his phone or scramble for a piece of paper and pencil just to communicate. Because of your resistance, your already close friendship is closer than ever before.

After seeing how tired Toge is, you walked up closer to him, hugging the album tightly.

“Game over?”

Ha. That’s what he wanted you to think.

After successfully hooking you, he reeled you in by tackling you on his bed, wrestling for the leather album. The downside of you disobeying his orders forces Toge to find other ways to get what he wants. This time, he tried the physical approach.

“Give me the photo album!” He chuckled loudly after seeing you death gripping the book.

“Neve-” The sound of the door opening interrupted your refusal.

Outside was Panda and Maki, approaching you and the sorcerer in a hypnotic state. Well, mainly the album.

“Oops…”

Toge just needed to remember that he can’t be too loud, since there are other people close by.

-----

Mahito:

You were the other first-grade sorcerer that tagged along with Itadori and Nanami.

After confronting a very mournful Yuji, you warned him that he needed to put his emotions aside because the biggest threat is still at hand.

That blue-haired stitched curse was absolutely toying with you sorcerers.

You saw how his technique works, seeing how he was able to distort students and faculty at the school.

It pissed you off, seeing how this was all a game to him.

When you thought that he was distracted, you struck at him, only to be trapped into his arms.

Though you could’ve protected yourself with your cursed energy, it was already too late.

He hollered a sinister laugh as his hand touched where your heart’s located, performing his Idle Transfiguration technique.

“Time to say your goodbyes, boys!” He threatened a frantic Nanami and Itadori.

But to his surprise, your soul didn’t shift or distort.

“Hmm?” Mahito reacted curiously, only to let go of you after dodging the blond sorcerer.

“L/n-san, are you okay?” Itadori asked worryingly after you skidded right next to him.

Your hands traveled around the pivotal parts of your body, feeling for any distortion. Everything was intact and you were unharmed. In fact, you felt perfectly fine and completely pain-free.

“Yeah, I am.” You replied, dusting the dirt off your uniform.

The special-grade curse eyed you with confusion and fascination.

‘How come it didn’t work?’ he questioned, looking at the palm of his hand. He felt the warmth of your soul, but there was something blocking him from being able to touch it.

“Hey!” He called out, grabbing your attention. “Do you know why I can’t disfigure your soul?”

There’s no hostility in his voice nor expression. He truly sounded curious, as if he’s asking for help. But he is impressed since he never saw a person resist his very powerful and fatal ability. You looked pristine, stronger than ever. And more pissed, because a curse like him had put his disgusting hands on you. Though he couldn’t affect you, he saw how your soul fired brightly in anger.

You squinted your eyes, ignoring his question. Nanami was right, this thing you’re fighting was a newly formed curse. He’s still learning his abilities.

“L/n-san, are you sure you aren’t hurt?” the other grade 1 sorcerer asked when he landed on his feet next to you after another failed attempt of slaying Mahito. He recalled the first time he embarked with the curse down in the sewers. Even when he barricaded himself with his own cursed energy, the blue-haired thing was able to cause serious damage.

“Yeah, I’m not hurt at all,” you reassured, the flow of your cursed energy forming a sword in your hand. “Tell me where to hit.”

Following Nanami’s instructions, you managed to hit Mahito at a pivotal point while he struck another. Itadori was the cherry on top by jumping on the curse with his divergent fists. As the three of you ganged up on Mahito, he thought

‘What refreshing inspiration! There’s so much more to learn! Sukuna’s vessel and a sorcerer that could defy my abilities- a soul that could be untouched! I’m going to have fun with them. But first, I need to take care of the other one first. Hmm, I bet I could do it now.’

His eyes rolled back and his mouth opened wide. Black smoke crowded around his body, as two tiny pairs of hands formed inside his mouth, creating symbols.

Before you three could react, it was too late.

“Domain expansion: Self-Embodiment of Perfection!”

-----

Fushiguro Megumi

You were a new student who just transferred from Kyoto.

Because individual battles were canceled in the last exchange event, you were excited to go toe-to-toe with Fushiguro in this training battle.

Especially when you saw his technique in action at the event.

And heard stories from Noritoshi

Befriending Megumi, you’ve also befriended his divine dog.

Cutting to the chase, the first and second years (plus Gojo) watched the fight, which took place at the training field.

Your cursed technique is to wrap cursed energy around your opponents, temporarily paralyzing them and/or shocking them.

You were not emotionally ready to pull this trick on Megumi’s shikigamis though.

So when the battle started, Megumi summoned Totality thinking that he’ll be at an advantage, since you favored his 4-legged companion.

Like everyone, he expected a grueling duel, but what he didn’t expect was…

How Totality immediately sat down before you.

“Huh?!” Aside from you and your opponent, surprised gasps ushered around the spectators. Even the beloved Gojo-sensei had to pull down his blindfold as if his already keen eyes through the fabric betrayed him.

The monstrous, 4-legged, black and white beast who sprinted towards you, instantly halted once he was a few feet away and sat down. His tongue stuck out as if he was waiting for YOU to give him instructions.

“Uhhhh,” you voiced out, arms creating an ‘X’ sign. You were getting ready to use your technique and in order to release it, you had to straighten your arms, which you clearly hadn’t done.

Megumi stared dumbfounded at the sight. He ordered his dog to strike. Maybe just enough to pin you down, but he still commanded him to attack. Instead, he witnessed his closest shadow companion disobey his words for the first time ever.

Perhaps it has to do with you being so close to the creature? It’s an odd theory, but it’s the closest explanation that makes the most possible sense. The boy took you being distracted as an advantage by summoning his next shikigami, Nue. And before you could even process it, you were snapped out of your own trance by the sounds of electricity, flowing through the bird’s wings up in the sky.

Who’s going to get paralyzed first, you or the winged animal?

Well, the answer is neither.

The purple electricity around Nue’s wings disappeared and its fast movement slowed. Instead of flying straight down at you, the bird circled around the air, slowly descending until it landed next to the other shadow creature. It tucked its wings beneath him before facing you. Just like Totality, it submitted by sitting down, its clawed feet hidden underneath his feathers.

“What the hell is that?!” Nobara exclaimed at the sidelines.

“It looked like Fushiguro’s shikigamis aren’t attacking Y/n,” Itadori stated the obvious, eyes glued to the two creatures.

Annoyed, the female first-year turned next to him. “That wasn’t a literal question, you idiot!”

Meanwhile, the dark, spiky-haired boy looked at dismay as another familiar of his heeled in front of you. As his theory crumbled down, he scolded, “Oi! I told you both to attack!”

But the pair didn’t listen to their frustrated master. Instead, the Nue’s yellow eyes fluttered while Totality wagged his tail. He even had his tongue sticking out.

Your emotions weren’t too different from their summoner’s. You were just as flustered and confused as Megumi since every tamed animal should’ve listened to his commands. But so far, it looked like you were the one that tamed them.

Your eyes peered at Megumi, no longer as an opponent, but as a friend. He didn’t know what to do. The curse he was blessed with is now working against him. With sympathy, you called out to your white-haired mentor with cupped hands around your mouth.

“Can we take a time out?”

“Nope!” Gojo echoed back, an amused smile forming on his face. “No timeouts until we have a winner!”

You threw your head back, clicking your teeth at the oblivious adult. Though you were the one that requested it, it was more for Megumi’s sake than yours. Maybe he’s just tired and he couldn’t control his shikigamis? Is that even a thing?

Checking up on the other player on the battlefield, Megumi had his hands ready, summoning another shadow creature. Eyebrows furrowed in concentration, the sound of an elephant’s trumpet suddenly rang in the air. Many feet in front of you is the famous Max Elephant that Noritoshi encountered at the Exchange Event.

Its beautiful symbols marked around its pink skin amazed you. When the elephant stomped its feet wildly on the floor and waved its horn wildly, you thought that things went back to the way it's supposed to. The creature looked like it was craving a fight.

‘Finally’ You thought giddily, crossing your arms once more. ‘An actual battle.’

Ha. You thought.

The animal laid down on its belly, right next to Nue after it approached you. Now there were three familiars that stopped their attacks. Still surprised, you wanted to jokingly accuse Megumi of “going easy” on you. But that would’ve humiliated him even more instead of lightening the mood.

After Max Elephant, then came the Toad and the swarm of dozens of rabbits. Though the purpose of rabbits wasn't for attacking, Megumi pulled them out as a last resort option and also an experiment. And as expected, they halted in a large group behind the heeded Toad, ignoring their master’s instruction to run you over. Megumi had no choice but to throw in his white flag- out of moves and with zero answers to explain this strange phenomenon.

You won the anticipated fight by doing absolutely nothing.

-----

“Honestly Megumi, I literally have no explanation as to why your shikigamis won’t attack me.” You sat next to him on the bench, offering a soda from a nearby vending machine.

While the students and Gojo were in an uproar about your “fight,” Megumi stayed quiet after returning all of his familiars. Unable to read his expression, you didn’t know if he was angry, frustrated, being analytical, or all three. Why did they submit to you? What did you have that made you resist them from attacking?

You already have a curse technique of your own, so it’s impossible for you to carry a variant of the 10 shadows technique. Also, you didn’t derive from the big Zen’in clan, so there’s no way.

When Gojo-sensei was teasing Megumi relentlessly about what happened, the boy summoned Totality, the only living thing who actually likes the man, and ordered him to attack the white-haired sorcerer. Knowing that the dog favored his master’s mentor, Megumi wondered if he’ll pull the same stunt.

However, orders were orders and Totality attempted to pounce on Gojo. If it weren’t for his infinity, the teacher would be down on the ground and Megumi would probably be expelled. And Gojo’s feelings would be really hurt.

So this is just a you thing. In this unique situation, you are the only person who is able to resist Megumi’s shikigamis. Even they wouldn’t submit to the strongest sorcerer alive.

“I’m the same as you,” the boy replied, taking the can off your hands. It’s your non-verbal way of an apology, in case you’ve somehow infuriated Megumi. However, his voice is calm and exhausted, not showing any sign of remorse or anger. He’s either not mad at you or he’s just really good at hiding it.

Unable to hold it in anymore, you asked the burning question. “Are you mad at me?”

That earned a confused glare from Megumi, who looked at you as if you asked something really stupid. “No. Why would I?”

Sensing the earnestness in his face, you shrugged, relieved. “For some reason, your shikigamis betray your orders because of me. Even though I don’t have an answer to why you have the right to be upset.”

Your classmate stayed silent, his finger toying with the metallic lid. You wondered what’s going on inside his head. Even though you’ve known the sorcerer for months, one thing about him is that he is very unreadable. Thanks to his naturally stoic expression, it’s almost impossible to note whether he’s upset or neutral. But finally being able to know Megumi’s mood is a trait that would develop as you grow closer to him.

Hesitantly, you glanced at him once more, only to see him finalizing his emotion with a sly grin. With knitted brows, you worriedly questioned, “Oi, what’s with that kind of smile?”

Getting caught off guard, Megumi blinked, the tips of his ears turning pink. “Gojo-sensei will probably have us working closely from now on since he’s just as curious as we are.”

You blinked back, not understanding the memo. That’s not something that the boy would typically smile at.

“And?”

With a soft voice and flushed face, he replied. “I’m just looking forward to it, that’s all.”

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Gojo Satoru:

LMFAO

Yes he’s surprised

But if anything, he’s more impressed like Mahito.

He first reacted by stating a common verbal sentence such as, “How did you do that?”

Then his ego deflated tremendously.

The untouchable sorcerer is now… touchable?

He likes to play this prank on sorcerers who are spiteful enough to strike him.

Sorcerers being: Utahime, Nobara, Maki, and now, you.

Being a faculty member from the Jujutsu Tech in Kyoto, you barely see the famed Gojo Satoru/ idiot.

Only on the annual exchange events, that’s when you reunite with your former classmate.

As much as he has his fun with Utahime throwing things at him, he would always try and rile you up, since you never dared attempt to hit him.

Until now.

Kyoto lost the baseball game and Gojo wouldn’t stop bringing that up afterward when everyone was cleaning up the field.

Even though he showcased his immature sportsmanship to get a reaction out of you and Utahime, your students overheard his loud-ass comment.

While most of the Kyoto students disregarded his heckling, Miwa was pretty hurt and you knew that it's because she idolized Gojo so much.

Having enough of this and his other bullshit, you picked up a baseball bat, transferred all your cursed energy to the tool, and struck at his torso.

“Can you stop being a child for once?!”

You expected to hit his infinity, which is why you protected the bat with as much cursed energy as possible, so it could absorb the rebound.

But what no one expected was a loud, painful grunt from the white-haired sorcerer with his sunglasses and ass on the dirt ground.

The other Kyoto teacher and all the students stood, shocked.

Seeing Gojo Satoru on the floor, clutching his side, was a once-in-a-lifetime sight.

So Inumaki took a picture because it’s definitely something to remember and potential blackmail.

Even though Gojo seems outwardly chill about it, don't tell him I told you that you've managed to hurt his feelings LOL

He's known as the strongest and you've destroyed his ego, the second strongest barrier after his infinity.

It's even more embarrassing to him since this happened in front of his students, teens who's supposed to look up at him as a prime example of power and strength.

And a bat knocked him down LOL

But of course, he wouldn't show that. He has to be a big boy in some way.

“Oh my God,” you stated, throwing the wooden bat away. “I’m so sorry, I didn’t know that you had your infinity off.”

You offered a hand to help him up only to have Gojo wave it off. He picked himself off the ground and clutched his side.

“I didn’t have it off. How did you do that?” he mumbled with a wince. He tried to stand straight but couldn’t. The man blinked a few times in the sky, a little disoriented at the new feeling of getting hit, especially by a strong force. Switching off her personal feelings towards her junior, Utahime ran up next to you.

“I’m going to call Shoko, or is it easier if you could just teleport there?” She asked and just like with you, Gojo just waved her off with a wide smile.

“No, no. There’s no need. I’m using my reverse curse technique on myself, so I’ll be good in no time!”

Your guilt-filled mind has slowed down momentarily, thanking whoever’s up there that Gojo was granted the ability to heal himself. That hit was meant for the strongest, so it would’ve been fatal if someone took the blow for him.

All the students circled around the 28-year-old, bombarding him with questions. Even though he has the reputation of his own students not respecting him, they were generated with worry over their teacher.

“Sensei, what happened?” Yuji pushed to the front.

“I still think you need to see Dr. Ieiri,” Megumi complied.

“Shake!” Toge agreed, shaking his head.

“Kids, kids, relax!” Gojo beamed, soaking in the sudden attention. “I told you, I’ll be okay. I just need to walk it off.”

“L/N-san made a pretty big hit Satoru,” Maki reasoned and you cringed at the calling of your name. “We’ll clean up everything here (as if Gojo would clean up regardless). Just go.”

The bright, blue-eyed sorcerer took Maki’s words into accountability. Being the student who arguably doesn’t respect Gojo the most, her way of urging him to go to the infirmary shows how secretly worried they all are. After all, seeing their teacher knocked down is both a treat and eye opening. So the great Gojo Satoru isn’t completely invulnerable at all?

Not wanting to cause any more concern, Gojo sighed. “Okay, okay. I guess I’ll go. But you come with me.” He sets his attention onto you, his orbs piercing into yours.

Feeling obligated, you replied with a haste nod. “Yes, of course.”

When you both exited the field, Principal Gakuganji and Yaga were conversing outside. The latter noticed his subordinate’s tight walk and discomfort.

“Son, you okay?” Yaga offered and Gojo’s expression tightened, annoyed that this interaction had to be with one of the elders. “You’re movin’ a little stiff.”

“Of course I am!” He stuffed his hands into his pockets. You turned, about to tell the two principals the earlier incident. However, Gojo caught on and interrupted before you could even start. If Principal Geezer finds out that you were able to injure Satoru, the elders could transform you as their greatest weapon, a vulnerable pawn against him. The sorcerer believes that Utahime knows that too, so he trusts her to conceal the event from him.

“Y/n and I just need to do something urgently!”

It’s unsure if he intentionally implied the sexual innuendo, but you stared at him in disgust alongside a disturbing look from the two other men.

“It’s not what you think, perverts!” He called out with an obnoxious laugh earning a disapproving grunt from the elder. You glanced back apologetically as you both continued to walk to the infirmary.

A colony of ants blocked your path and while you followed the logical reason by walking over the trail, Satoru did the opposite by stepping on them. However, none of the insects were squished, meaning that his infinity isn’t defective.

The walk was silent, as you were too embarrassed and ashamed to even speak to Gojo. Aside from his staggered breathing and little winces at each step, he appeared to be normal and not at all upset. And that’s the scary part. The tables have turned and you might’ve pissed off the world’s strongest sorcerer.

When you both got to the infirmary, Shoko was lounging on her desk, reading a magazine. Looking up, she looked at you first. “What happened, Y/n? Are you injured?”

“Oh no, I’m not the one that’s injured,” you shook your head, earning a raised eyebrow from the doctor. Your thumb pointed at the white-haired man, who awkwardly raised his hand. “Er- Satoru is the one that’s injured.”

Shoko’s jaw dropped to the ground, never hearing her friend’s name and the term ‘injured’ in one sentence. Immediately, she got up and told him to sit on the examining bed.

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Her concern quickly turned to a roar of laughter. As nervous as you were about telling the story, she was amused at how you were able to hit the Tokyo teacher. She was even jealous that you did that. After confirming that he’s fine and explained how his self-healing technique saved his body from getting chopped in half, the three of you experimented.

Shoko punched and threw objects at Gojo, who all were blocked off by his technique. But with your fists, you felt his cotton button-up. His infinity can’t even stop your measly punch. Grabbing a pair of scissors, you aimed for him like how Shoko did, only to be stopped by the man.

“Woah, woah wait!” He flinched and threw his arms up. “I don’t think you should do that!”

And you put the instrument down, reading the slight fear in Satoru’s eyes. Huh, so this is what it’s like to be feared by the world’s greatest menace.

‘Not bad,’ you thought, satisfied.

After concluding that you were the only person who was able to resist Gojo’s infinity, Shoko left briefly to consult other business, leaving you and Satoru alone. You sat still, anxiously waiting for what’s to come. Satoru is more than able to leave as Shoko already did her part in aiding him, but he still sat in the bed in silence.

“Do you know why you were able to hit me?” Gojo spoke first, breaking the tension in the air.

You shook your head, guilt still flooding over you. “I don’t know and again I’m sorry. I put all my cursed energy into the bat to protect myself from the rebound force, but I never expected it to actually hit you.”

“Huh?” He frowned, pulling his head back. “Why are you saying sorry again? This was all an accident, right? Just don’t tell your boss, because he and the elders might conspire something against me and you’re going to be the main bait.”

You glanced on the floor, surprised at his sudden maturity. “Y-Yeah, sure.”

“Anyways, congrats! You’re the only person who is able to surpass my infinity! Well actually, there was another one,” he muttered, recalling an event that happened a little over a decade ago.

You shook your head at him, who balances a serious situation like this with playful commentary.

“What’s going to happen now?” You asked, completely lost about yourself. Satoru could easily look at you as a threat and if he wanted to stay safe, he could exterminate you right now. Like most sorcerers, you’re many levels below him, so this is a unique occurrence.

“We figure it out,” he shrugged, who seemed unusually relaxed. “But we’re going to keep this a secret between you, me, Shoko, and Utahime for now. We’ll tell the students that I was caught off guard and had my infinity off. So uh- don’t worry about it.”

That plan is to protect not only you, but his pride. No way can he ever face his students who knows that a wooden bat broke through his infinity. News would spread like wildfire and you'd become a legend. And the childish side of him can't accept that.

Another truth is that Satoru is just as freaked out as you are. Nah, he’s way more freaked out. You, surpassing HIS infinity? That carries the strength of an unbreakable rock? The only person who was able to do that was a thousand times stronger than you currently are. If you weren’t around, he’d be shitting his pants. With a dull pair of scissors, you had successfully intimidated the most powerful man on the planet.

But knowing the difference in power, he’s well aware that you still feel threatened by him, even though it should be the other way around. Since he doesn’t want to have two panicked people at once, he decided that he’ll take the upper card and be the calm one. He could fret all he wanted to Shoko later.

You nod, agreeing to his plan. It’s going to take some time to sink in, but you wanted answers on why you were able to break the impenetrable barrier, a technique that has been mastered to perfection. Is there a weak spot? Do you carry an ability that could counteract his? The solution is uncertain right now, but it’s going to be an interesting time. And to be honest, you were looking forward to this.

“Hey,” His foot lightly kicked your shin, intruding your thoughts. “Just to let you know, we’re going to be seeing each other a lot more because of this.”

You gulped, eyes widened in dismay at the major con.

You definitely aren’t that excited anymore.

Language Of Love

AlHaitham X GN! Reader

“‘Italics’” = he’s speaking another language

“So.. you can speak 20 languages?”

A random conversation.

It was easy to guess how you got to this point, boredom.

Spending time with your.. acquaintance, who you may or may not have a crush on, wasn’t on your agenda today, but here you are - sitting on a chair in his office as he effortlessly scribbles down sophisticated words onto parchment.

The sound was certainly pleasing to the ears, skrch sccrch sckrch.

You had no clue what he was doing. Oh, the duty of a scribe..

Or why you even came here..

No.

You knew why you came here, to spend time with him, as a friend only. Or maybe you were less than friends. It was hard putting a label on things when it came to the emotionally stunted AlHaitham. He was almost as bad as the General Mahamatra.

You just forgot how boring spending time with him can be if he’s busy working, thus leading you to flip through one of the many books on his bookshelf.

Yeah, you quickly got bored of that too.

These weren’t story books, they were informative books. You suppose to a man like him who enjoyed learning, this was like being surrounded by candy. To you? Its like being surrounded by encyclopedias.

He probably reads encyclopedias for fun.

So here you were, starting a conversation on a little fact you heard an academia student mutter like it was a piece of gossip even though it was probably outlined somewhere.

“Yes,” The scratching of quill to paper continues even as he glances up at you for a split second, “It’s important for scholars to broaden their knowledge and fluency of languages as to not hinder important research that may be written in a different dialect.”

All of Teyvat spoke the same language, it was easy to wonder why everyone from ancient times suddenly decided to switch. Of course you wouldn’t ask him such a thing, not right now anyway.

You had a plan.

A plan to woo this man.

The many failed attempts before can not hinder you.

Smugly, you said to him, “I bet I know one language you can’t speak.”

Oh, you were already giddy.

Curiosity peaked, his scribbling halted, eyes on you, “Is that so?” He was eager to hear you answer.

Whether you were toying with him, or genuinely knew a language he could add to his list, he was willing to listen.

“Do tell.”

Clearing your throat, you sat up straight and gave him a cocky smile, “The language of love.”

You were met with silence, as expected.

He was starstruck, surely. In awe. Was he wooed?

You could easily speak up with the punchline after his response, oh!! You would say, ‘but I can teach you!!’

Oh, he’s about to respond! He’s-!

“You must be referring to the ancient Fontaine language used by higher class citizens, commonly known to scholars as the language of love due to how words would ‘roll off the tongue like silk’ when speaking it.“

–an idiot? You were gobsmacked.

And he was smirking on the inside.

“I’m surprised you know of this language, you must have learned something from one of the books you’ve flipped through in the library.”

“That’s not,”

“I can even demonstrate it for you.”

“Wait!”

You began to fluster as he indeed began speaking a language completely foreign to your ears.

He was right, the words did flow silkily. This did not make you feel any better. Your pickup line failed miserably.

“‘You are so adorable, trying to trick me like this.’”

You can’t help but pout, wondering just what he was saying.

“‘Look at you, cheeks flushed and puffed like a fish. Honestly, how am I supposed to work efficiently if you’re here distracting me.’”

“Aw come on,” You began to complain, frowning at the gloating male, “I can’t understand you, y’know.”

“‘I do wonder if you’re aware that I know you like me, you wear your heart on your sleeves, my dear,’” he smiles ever so slightly, which completely unnerves you, “‘I like you too.’”

His cheek rests on his knuckles as he leans back and observes your frustration. Oh, how happy he was you brought this up. Any chance to show off his ability and confess without you knowing is always a good opportunity.

He’d shower you in compliments and confessions in all 20 languages if he had the time, perhaps even spill secrets to your unknowing ears.

Oh, how he would like that. He could say his deepest, darkest desires and you’d only look at him with confusion.. maybe even annoyance.

The thought pleased the busy scholar.

“That’s so mean you know, am I supposed to look up your words in a dictionary or something?”

“Oh, they wouldn’t be in a dictionary.” He reaches forward and tugs at your cheek, elation swirling in his broad chest as you whine and swat at his large arm.

“Should you remind me at a later date,” when he’s finally made you his, of course, “I’ll happily tell you what I said.”

“How about right now.”

“It is not a later date, only the time has changed.” Breathing out a sigh, faking annoyance, he turns his attention back to his paperwork, picking back up his quill.

“Ok, so I can ask you tomorrow.”

“You can, however, I’m under no obligation to tell you until I want to.”

“I dislike you very much, Scribe.” You grumbled, settling back in your seat.

He chuckles to himself, “I’m sure you do, ‘sweetheart.’”

Why was Nalis both pleased and annoyed when MC blushed after the kiss

His first reaction was to be pleased because he just kissed you and you’re blushing now!!

He was annoyed because he remembered that you think he’s Thaumo in that scene.

He’s not really sure if you’re blushing because someone that looks like Nalis is kissing you, or if you’re blushing because you think Thaumo is kissing you. The annoyance is mostly a jealousy thing.

Does Nalis just want mc in a friendly bro kind of way i'm kinda getting mixed signals

Nalis has romantic feelings for mc but he isn’t really aware of it yet 💀

He’s never cared about anyone in any way before, and up until now he’s assumed he’s not capable of romantic feelings. So he’s just slow at understanding his own feelings lol. At the moment he just knows MC is important and irreplaceable to him (if you get ending 3 he also knows he likes kissing mc and wants to do that again).

What’s it like to make out with Nalis? Just imagine randomly during a chat at work the player is like “I want to make out with you, can I?” and is not joking, and if he agrees immediately starts kissing him. 😀

This isn’t explicit but it’s a bit suggestive so it’s under a cut to be safe! Also warning this is a very long answer 😅 it’s almost like 3 mini fanfics

It depends!

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• If you have NOT gotten ending 3, so Nalis has never thought about kissing before:

When you first ask he’d agree, almost out of habit because he always likes trying new things with you. He wouldn’t have had time to genuinely think about it yet though. When you kiss him he’d blush a lot and make a pathetic uncharacteristic sound between a whine/moan/gasp. He would then suddenly excuse himself because he “forgot something he needs to do”.

He’d find somewhere private ASAP - still blushing and feeling very out of control of his emotions. If your kiss was more intimate / your body was pressed against him, he’d also be extremely hard and end up with a nose bleed (idc if it’s unrealistic, it’s fun and I’m cursing him with nose bleeds when aroused. I need to add that to his current kissing scene too).

You wouldn’t see him for the rest of the day, he’d text some excuse about work being busy. If you’re the type to overthink he’d also send a “btw thanks for always being a good friend!” message in an attempt to make sure you don’t think he’s mad at you 💀

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• If you have gotten ending 3:

Nalis would start blushing when you ask this. Up until now you’ve only really seen him blush when he admits you’re a good friend/important to him, and that’s always felt very innocent and genuine. If you’re perceptive you might be able to tell that it feels a little different here.

Nalis would probably reply with something teasing like “Oh~? You want to kiss me? Have you… thought about kissing me before?” while trying to at least partially hide the excitement in his voice. He’d feel really conflicted between really wanting to kiss you again (especially now that you want to and know it’s him), but also feeling anxious because of how he can’t control these emotions.

If it’s too soon after ending 3, Nalis would probably end up pretending to get a work call and using an excuse to push this off until later. He’s just not sure about how to handle having feelings + desires that are above his control yet.

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I’m including this as a fun little bonus:

• If, for some insane reason, after ending 3 you have another encounter with “Thaumo shapeshifted to look like Nalis” and asks to kiss him:

Nalis would start laughing in a pretty unhinged way. He’d sound like a weird mix between mocking and sweet and ask “Really, girlie/buddy? You want to kiss me again?” He’d quickly walk closer to you and pin you against the closest wall.

He’d be very insistent on asking why, trying to figure out if you want to kiss him because you think he’s Thaumo, or if it’s because he looks like Nalis.

Either way, after asking that he’d kiss you. It would be more possessive and aggressive while he’s struggling with all his emotions. He’d also break the kiss to ask if you wished he was “the real Nalis”. By the end of it he’d be very turned on and his nose would be bleeding, and he’d be feeling very unstable depending on your answers.

(Nalis is willing to do more when you think he’s Thaumo because then there’s no risk of you losing trust in Nalis)

What would Thaumo and Nalis do if I just went up to them sniffed their head and said “ew do you not take showers????” and proceed to stare at them with the most deadpan look

Thaumo would stare at you with that stunned confused look he sometimes gets for a minute. He’d then try to pull off a pitiful/pathetic expression & insist that he tried… if it wasn’t good enough maybe you should help him next time he is so obvious it is hurting me

Nalis would be more genuinely stunned and worried & immediately smell himself.

• if there’s a strange smell but it’s not coming from him, Nalis would immediately lead you out of the room, then go back & look for the cause of it.

• if there’s no strange smell he’ll accept your teasing & try to tease you back later in the day.

• there’s a small chance that Nalis got too caught up in his work & didn’t go home to shower or sleep that night. If this is the case he’d be kinda embarrassed, mumble that something work related came up, and sulk off for the rest of the day. The following day he’d show up at your desk, freshly showered & carrying your favorite drink, and in a much better mood again.

I need more content of Manon being a freak and also I can’t ship Bok Su and Da Jeong because Da Jeong annoys me so here

I call this ship “Red Meat” for obvious reasons and I like puns

@racheldrawsthis would have an aneurysm if he saw this I think

I’ve always wanted to chug a jar of mayo

“I snuck into the caves last night and got a nasty cut from a rock crab. Don’t tell anyone, okay?” - Sebastian

Remember that one dialogue Sebastian has about getting shanked by a rock crab? Yeah. That’s it. I just wanted to draw that.

MC, Trey, Jamil, and Vil: ...

MC: Why are we on the "Mommy list"?

Jamil: I'm guessing it's because of our roles.

MC: Then shouldn't Ruggie be on the list as well?

Jamil: ...

Jamil: You're right.

Trey: I guess it means we're a different kind of "mommy"?

Vil: The attractive, domineering ones?

Trey, Jamil, and MC: ...

MC: You're the only one qualified if that is the case.

Yuuken and y/n: *sitting very close, shoulders touching each other*

Yuu: *squeeze in between those two* AIGHT SCOOT OVER LEMME SIT

Yes! This is exactly how it is in my head!

Yuuken tilts his head at the smaller human, watching as Yuu tries to sit between them. (Y/N) fully knows what Yuu is trying to do, so she humours them and (sadly) scoots a bit away from Yuuken to give Yuu some room. Yuu smiles brightly, oblivious to his own reasons on why he wanted to sit there. Grim ignores the magicless humans as he tries to follow Mr. Trien notes without falling asleep.

(Asks box is open! Yuu and Yuuken asks are welcomed! And RSA *wink* *wink*)

Cat distribution system had a bit of a malfunction 😬

Stay tuned for the continuation 🥰💕💞

MC: Okay. So everyone's saying that I'm the real-life Princess Aurora.

MC: So I'm going to put that to the test.

MC: Silver isn't around. I made sure of that. *chuckles*

MC: Okay. What do you think we should be doing here?

Lilia: *behind the camera* Sing a song.

Kalim: And then wait until an owl dances with you.

MC: That is oddly specific, what the hell?

Lilia: *chuckles* Just do it.

MC: Oh this is going to be embarrassing.

MC: *breathes in* *then laughs a little* *clears their throat*

MC: You know I'm not really supposed to talk with strangers.

MC: But we've met before.

MC: *starts singing* I know you I walked with you once upon a dream~.

MC: I know you the gleam in your eyes is so familiar a gleam~

*An owl flies towards them carrying a cape*

MC: Nooo-

Kalim and Lilia: *laughing*

Of course Catnap’s helmet is the only one with blinkers…it’s so they know when he’s sleeping while standing on the job-

He’s prone to the Eepy Disease