Ace And Deuce: arguing Again

Ace and Deuce: *arguing again*

MC: You both just sharing a single motherfucking brain cell and yet you still have the audacity to fight.

Ace and Deuce: ...

Cater: *laughs*

Trey: So MC is the parent in their friend group.

Riddle: More like the parent of everyone to be honest.

Being Seijoh’s manager HC

bruh OVA broke me (will write for it on a later date, maybe?)

warning: long HC because I can.

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a group of certified simps. (n˘v˘•)b starting to believe that is one of the criteria

whatever you do, they are there to say you did a good job and treat you like the rightful princess of the blue castle

you first joined Seijoh boy’s VBC as the manager in your first year after being nicely approached by a third year, saying they really require a manager because the club was getting so big and they needed someone to actually assist their coaches in wrangling the more energetic bunch

the entire club just loves how well you pay attention to each and every member, regular or not. you even went and pick up basic medical skills for their sake

but it’s because you know how it feels when no one pays attention to you so you did your best for your new friends

in turn, they took care of you to the best of their abilities

hungry? the captain orders his guys to buy food for you

cold? best believe you get a handful of jackets on top of your own

someone made you sad? volleyball club has now become a fight club. just say the name, princess [y/n]! ||☆FIGHT☆||´Д`*)9

Iwaizumi, Oikawa, Matsukawa, Hanamaki and yourself became inseparable. they are your FOC bodyguards knights

every year, the current captain would express their gratitude for sticking around for so long and forced the next group of boys to listen to you well

pls, for the love of god, don’t leave. no one is able to do as much of a good job at being a manager aside from you because all they got were applicants from fans of Oikawa every time

you were amazing at handling the fan girls and most respected you enough to try and be quiet so as to not disturb the training because you will dead-ass throw them out if they annoyed any of the players

by the time you became a third year, they were practically lovestruck and in love with you. like in L O V E

they listen to you so well and never question you in any way because you do everything in their best interest

oh and the volleyball fight club tradition continues. but because the regulars are always training, the fight club is now being taken care of by the other third years like Shido and Yuda ( ｡+ ･`ω･´)

yes, even they will fight those who wronged you

similar to Karasuno, the team doesn’t necessary worry about guys hitting on you when they went for matches because the words “AOBA JOHSAI” protect you very well.

like guys can only stare and remain 3 metres away from you

but they still assign a bodyguard or 10 when you head off anywhere

usually it would be Shido or Watari. y'know, the normal ones?

overdramatic captain’s order

firstly is Oikawa. he’s always lingering around you. the usual flirtatious nature never works on you since you guys are classmates. he figures you just like him as is and he slowly fell in love with you because you two shared a genuine bond

doesn’t realised he is in love with you for the longest time though because all these while, he dated other girls just because they were ♡( ◡‿◡ ) pretty. and they confessed first so he just accepts.

“because i am ✨nice✨” he claims

you are the one that cheers him up after every break up and he is quick to get back on his feet with just a few words and a comforting hug

when he finally realised it, he never made the first move BECAUSE HE’S NEVER HAD TO

remained quiet about his feelings for you because he was afraid of losing you, and just grew more and more needy for attention

loves your head pats, it energised him the entire day

turns into a whole puppy when you gift him anything

loves to call you “princess” or “my [y/n]” over other nicknames

chooses you over any other girls any time of the day! ( ´ ▽ ` ).｡ｏ♡

just pout, he’ll come running

he doesn’t like it when you speak to other guys in a friendlier manner than you do with him

will hide his jealousy with strong teasing, using it as an excuse to hug you or just have you in his arms

he is very observant of you and even from a mile away, he knows exactly what you need

before you could even feel your tummy growling, he is already dangling your favourite light snack in your face

an obvious simp who thinks he is slick

as for Iwaizumi, the ace is always flustered by you, having developed a crush on you since the first year but similar to Oikawa, he never confesses to you because he just wants to maintain this comfortable space between you two right now

totally will confess out of the blue if his heart is going to explode tho 川￣д￣川

pls stop being so precious for his poor heart sake, [y/n] dear

super protective of you and will make make sure you are always dressed warmly. even walks you home after practice since both of you stay a few streets away

any guys touching you will think twice the moment they saw Iwaizumi’s arms around you with that menacing glare

won’t hesitate to throw hands

but you always hold his hands back and reminded him that his pretty hands are precious and needs to be taken care of to play volleyball well

iwaizumi.exe has stopped working ◘_◘

FIX HIM-

he loves it when you gently pat the top of his head, and you love it too - because it is surprisingly soft - even if it meant you have to tip toe to do so, ‘cause why is he 179 cm???

if you ever need a hug when you are just in a bad mood? he is the one! will bring you out for Agedashi Tofu ˘ڡ˘ and ramen after practice!

will always remind the team to not make things difficult for you, especially Oikawa

always has a smile on his face whenever he speaks to you for some reason, even when he is boiling with anger

never lashes out on you, ever

he takes it out on Oikawa, even if that brunette is innocent

a whipped, husband material simp

Hanamaki looks out for you but most of the time he teases you to no end just to watch you have a tiny adorable implosion and chase him around

jokes on him 'cause Mattsun is a two face traitor and will capture him for his crush, aka, you

“kick him where the sun don’t shine, [y/n]!”

“no- wait- MATTSUN LET ME GO-”

“On it!”

you just give a light jab to Maki’s chest, no serious physical harm

harm to their hearts, maybe (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡

these two will randomly pick you up by your biceps and just

S W I N G S you in circles just to hear you panic shriek

will you kill them? no but you will most definitely pretend to be upset and stomp off

Mattsun and Maki will treat you to something nice, don’t worry

will totally take tons of selfies with you and send it to Oikawa because he has to babysit Takeru whilst these two get to hang out with you

will give playful kisses on your cheeks or the back of your hand, especially in front of Oikawa and Iwaizumi just to rile them out

but Mattsun and Maki both secretly enjoy your shock face too

ey can’t blame them for your mochi cheeks okay (@•ω•@)

plus Mattsun secretly loves that he got to kiss you the most

Maki totally supports his bestest bro, but that’s doesn’t mean Maki will stop teasing you so be prepared

monthly sleepover at yours and have fort building contests

Oikawa vs you guys 90% of the time

this year’s first years are chill and listen to you very well because they were all ✨STARSTRUCK✨ with your dazzling smile

at the beginning, Kindaichi was so shy with you around at the start because he never had to worry about impressing a female when playing

“yes! no!” is the usual respond to you so good luck deciphering that

he is just so kind and offers to help with anything! need help folding towels? need help filling up dozens of water bottles? need help carrying the gym bags? he will do it without any complains!

you warn him not to learn bad things from Yahaba. need to look out for your little prince y'know

you accidentally made him cried once because you said “you are a kind child” and boi broke down and told you about his middle school days because he was guilty about what happened between him and Kageyama

HE IS A SENSITIVE SOUL OKAY

Kunimi became your favourite junior because he just look like a docile cat. he also likes you the best out of the entire club and will train just a tad harder if you say so

in return, he wants you to give him a loooooooong head pat

he also smiles a lot around you. just sitting next to you is enough for this boi

he will bring you your favourite snacks or beverage along with Kindaichi because he knows you use a lot of energy for their sake

if he really exerts himself, you just let him rest on your lap whilst you tally up your notes

here comes Oikawa whining about how you show favouritism to Kunimi and wants to fight for your lap

Iwaizumi will spike Oikawa in the head and drag him away by his collar because Kunimi legit fell asleep (boi worked extra hard that day for you)

now the second year that you are the closest to is Watari because he is the most normal of the bunch

you need normalcy in life to function in this club okay

Yahaba? that shallow guy? yeah he is fun to talk to but sometimes you just have to laugh him off when he tries too hard to get your attention

but that doesn’t mean he isn’t serious about having feelings for you. still, he wouldn’t fight over a girl with his seniors

Yahaba is the most attentive to you out of the entire second year cohort, and will chase away any unwanted guys in school if you aren’t with any of his upperclassmen

just give him that head pat he is so envious of, he will be eternally grateful

now the problem laid with Kyotani

when he first joined, you could already tell he was going to be the toughest to work with

you did your best to get him to work better with the team but no matter how much hard work you put in, nothing seemed to work

and he just suddenly stopped showing up

you felt so unmotivated the next day. the dark energy around you brought down the team’s mood too and they got worried

the team thought you were so shattered to the point of quitting when you didn’t show up the next day, and caused Oikawa to commence pandemonium and wide spread panic before you showed up an hour later with a smile

you promised Kyotani to not exposed that he was doing self training elsewhere, so that secret was safe all the way until he came back

he was a little grateful for that, but it didn’t mean he was happy to see you were still around when he finally came back

“what’s this? the third years’ still around? i figured they’d be gone by now after losing in the interhigh prelims.”

*cue the third years ready to fight*

“and this weak-will manager is still around? you can’t even get them to win, shouldn’t you go study for your damn college or something?”

*cue the first and second year holding the third years back"

you never took it to heart, fully expected words of hostility when Kyotani returns so it spooked him when you smiled at him, just like how he was wary of Oikawa

but do you know how Kyotani became obedient?

well it all began like this…

spring high was approaching in just a few weeks time so the team was putting in extra effort in their spikes and block for today’s training

as usual, you were off to the side with your notebook, jotting down what else needs to be improved but because you were so lost in your own world, the stray canon spike that Kyotani executed slammed into your head

ever felt a cannonball fired into your face? ask Luffy to fire one in your face from Merry yeah, now you know

the bloody screams from the gym, i tell ya, B E D L A M

Oikawa was screaming at the top of his lungs about how Kyotani needed to be returned to the pound like??? hello??

Iwaizumi was already yelling and threatening Kyotani’s regular position for hurting you with such an uncontrolled spike

Mattsun and Maki ran up to you like sonic, turning pale at the sight of crimson blood pouring out both side of your nostrils and seeping into your shirt

looked like you got stabbed, if they had to be honest about how messed up you looked

the coaches quelled the fuss and scolded every one for acting like it was the end of the world - they didn’t want you to get stressed out by looking at this unneeded chaos

you were mildly shocked, of course, since in your entire career managing the volleyball team, not even one ball flew your direction. the team always made sure to stop when you were close by

you assured the team that you were fine because it wasn’t the first time you had nose bleed, not realising you had actually hit your head against the wall

Matsukawa immediately carried you to the infirmary

safe to say you weren’t allow back into the gym and was sent back home by the other third years

ever since that incident, Kyotani made sure he was a set amount of distance away from you and whenever he practice his spikes, he had to consciously look around

might grumble a thanks to you when you hand him his bottle and a clean towel

will never admit it but you are actually very pretty up close. the fact that you are so forgiving about him hurting you causes fluttering in his stomach

will growl at any guys that walk too close to you, including Oikawa

when the third years finally step down, the amount of gifts you received from everyone was immeseaurable

like you carried a mountain back home

a giant handwritten card with everyone’s heartfelt messages and thanks to you, and praying that you will get into the next school of your choice

overall, you are a manager that manages to win over anyone and everyone with enough time because a charming princess will always have her way (✿◠ᴗ◠)

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chijiewolf

2 years ago

Cheka: MC? Can you be my consort when we grow up?

Kid MC: What's a consort?

Cheka: *giggles* A king's partner for life!

Kid MC: Hmm... *squinting their eyes a little* Nope. I'm not seeing you in my future. No offense.

Epel: *gobsmacked*

Rook: Oh mon Dieu—

Cheka: ...

Cheka: *smiles* Okay. *but cries a few seconds later*

Vil: ...

Kid MC: ...

Vil: Where did you get that attitude from?

Kid MC: *points at him*

Vil: *sigh* Guess I can't scold you for that.

Rook: Oh my, Roi du Poison. You're becoming this child's second dad.

Epel: It's scary.

Vil: What's that, Epel?

Epel: Nothing!

Kid MC: Sir Leona? Why are you buying presents for me?

Leona: Because you rejected Cheka.

Kid MC: I don't understand.

Leona: That kid won't be bothering me for a while so I want to thank you for that.

Kid MC: You don't really like children, no?

Leona: Heh. Maybe you're an exception.

Leona: What do you like?

Kid MC: Hmm... I want that toolbox, that whole fridge of ice cream, and—

Leona: Hey. Isn't that a lot?

Kid MC: You're buying.

Leona: ...

Leona: Fine. *pulls out his card* Do you want me to buy the whole store?

Kid MC: If you insist.

Leona: This little— *chuckles*

Kid MC: Are you feeling better now, Dad?

Malleus: Yes. *after being sick for a week*

Lilia: I never expected your dad to get sick just from overthinking. *chuckles*

Malleus: *frowns a little* You don't understand, Lilia. Won't you feel the same if someone tries to court Silver?

Lilia: No? *chuckles* Silver is a human and seeing him get married will be my greatest joy.

Malleus: ...

Kid MC: What's your greatest joy for me, Dad?

Malleus: ...

Malleus: To see you as the happiest human alive.

Kid MC: *giggles* Dad, think of another. I'm already the happiest human alive after getting to meet Dad.

Malleus: *on the verge of crying*

Lilia: Malleus, please. You're affecting the seasons.

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chijiewolf

3 months ago

Vincent x ftm reader from dead plate...I need more of him I'm LOOSING IT

ㅤ

freak vincent charbonneau who loves fucking you in his band t-shirts <3 FTM reader

Vincent X Ftm Reader From Dead Plate...I Need More Of Him I'm LOOSING IT

"Like it?" Vincent asked you as he bungled up the band t-shirt you wore (which was his, by the way), raising an eyebrow at the way you sniffled.

He cooed, reaching a hand down to rub your sensitive bundle of nerves as he rolled his hips against yours. "You said you wanted to wear my shirt, well here you go." Although his voice remained monotone, you could tell Vincent was teasing you.

You gripped onto his forearm, "B-Because I wanted to sleep in it." You whispered in a breathless tone, "You can also sleep with my dick in you. You've done it before." Vincent leaned down to hide his face in the crook of your neck, slowly pulling out before thrusting back in, his balls slapping against your ass, making you cry out and squeeze around him.

Vincent grunted, cradling your head with his arm, "I just can't help it..." He trailed off, which led you to wonder what he wanted to say but decided not to voice out. Instead, Vincent panted into your ear.

His pace alone was driving you insane—going from rough plowing into your leaking cunt, to grinding his hips, his pelvis rubbing against your clit while you sobbed and begged him to keep his pace consistent. Vincent gently bit your neck, before licking the mark he left, “You're cute…” He whispered, his free hand reaching down to help spread your thigh even further.

“I should make you wear my shirts everyday.” Vincent bit his bottom lip, his hips beginning to thrust back into your pussy. “My sweet boy…” He groaned, feeling himself coming closer to his high. “Gonna paint your body…” Vincent pushed himself off of you and held your thighs open, fully plowing your dripping hole.

You sobbed, holding onto the bed sheets, desperately trying to find leverage while Vincent's tip kept kissing the deepest parts of you. You were so close, you felt like you were gonna explode any second now. He threw his head back and pulled out, giving his cock a few more pumps before he came all over your stomach and shirt—completely covering your body with his release, some even reached your face.

Vincent gulped thickly, staring at your twitching and sweaty body as you came down from your high. “You didn't get to cum, right?” He whispered, gently caressing your shaking thigh as he used his other hand to circle around your winking hole. “Don't worry.” Vincent inserted two fingers into your cunt and began fingering you, the lewd squelching noises that your pussy created made you feel so disgusting, but it was music to Vincent's ears.

“Hear that?” He said as a grin formed on his pale face, “It's calling my name…” Vincent whistled, pumping his fingers faster and deeper in your cunt. You cried, squeezing your thighs around his hand while shaking your head. Vincent chuckled and kissed your knee, the speed of his fingers not faltering for one second.

“Don't try and run away from me now… Just squirt all over my fingers, pretty baby…” Vincent urged, his eyes closely observing the way your cunt squeezed around his fingers, like it was desperately trying to suck it back inside. Or the way your juices ran down his hand and dripped onto the sheets, staining them.

He licked his lips and pulled his fingers out. The loss made you whine and sob adorable ‘whys’, but those pleads were quickly replaced by high pitched squeals when Vincent started eating you out.

One thing about Vincent was that he is a messy fucking eater. Since he can't really taste anything, he goes all out on eating your pussy like it's his last meal on earth. He held your thighs open, laying his tongue flat on your clit before he shook his head against it.

You arched your back and gripped onto his hair, desperately pulling him in closer as you felt yourself coming closer. “C-Close!” You cried salty tears, feeling his fingers go back to fingering you while he sucked and licked your abused clit. “That's it, come all over my tongue…” Vincent groaned into your pussy, his drool running down his chin as he watched your face.

It didn't take long for you to come all over his face, which he ate and drank all up like the freak he was <3

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chijiewolf

1 year ago

Levi: Solomon... Why didn't you tell me?

Levi: WHY IS MC WITH BARBATOS RIGHT NOW?!!!

Solomon: ...

Solomon: Because MC deserves love and happiness that you failed to give them.

Levi: I... I could do that... If you have given me another chance—

Solomon: Levi... Are you hearing yourself? Another chance? Who are you to be given another chance?

Levi: ...

Solomon: You were not the one who suffered, neglected, and felt unwanted because you're selfish who only knows about himself!!!

Levi: ...

Levi: B-But I love them... We promised to always be together...

Solomon: Yes. And you broke that. It's not my problem anymore. I have done my part.

Levi: ...

MC: *flinches*

Barbatos: MC? What's wrong? *worried*

MC: *smiles* It's nothing.

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: *smiles softly* *pulling them closer* *petting their hair*

Barbatos: Let's postpone the honeymoon for now and sleep like this.

MC: But... Isn't honeymoon an important thing for couples?

Barbatos: No, MC. You're the most important right now.

Barbatos: I want you to be comfortable.

MC: ...

MC: *snuggles against him* I am.

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: My eternity... Your words alone could make me weak.

MC: *about to fall asleep* You have always... been saying that...

MC's siblings: *talking about love*

"I wonder when I will be summoned to meet my fated lover."

"I heard love can be bitter or sweet. How about you, MC? What do you think?"

MC: ...

MC: *smiles at them* I don't know. The idea of love... doesn't fascinate me.

MC's siblings: *looks at them, confused*

"But MC, you're an epitome of love itself."

MC: *hearing that someone is calling their name*

MC: I'm being summoned...

MC: ...

MC: I don't want to go.

"They're here."

MC: *opens their eyes as their red string get attached to their destined one*

Barbatos: *looks at them in awe*

MC: *tears up for an unknown reason* *then starts crying*

Barbatos and Solomon: *panics*

Solomon: H-Have we done something wrong?

Barbatos: *quickly approaches them* *wrapping his coat around their shoulders* *hugging them*

Barbatos: I'm sorry. Were you not expecting me?

MC: No... It's... I don't understand... Why I feel relieved...

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chijiewolf

1 year ago

Imagen a female simeon from obey me with trey clover.

🍀Her being the mother figure that can bake and trey being the father figure that can bake them becoming the second parents of heartslabyul.

🕊️Trey learning he is dating a litarl angel from heaven and them both taking care of o short person with anger issues.

🍀They both have the Patience of a angel but the simion mc is a literal angel.

🕊️Luku kicked ace his shins for calling him names and disrespecting the heartslabyul parents and simeon mc having to calm down luke while trey scolds ace.

I think I have a Trey obsession, but we’re gonna hold off on that until therapy.

Trey Clover

When the two of you met, you both realized that you were kindred spirits. You were definitely a motherly figure to not just Luke, but Ace and Deuce as well. Grim was definitely attached to you at the hip as well. To see you talking tenderly to the troublemakers even though they were causing a bunch of ruckus just made the baker’s heart beat harshly out of nowhere.

Even when Riddle wasn’t being too polite to Luke and the two got into a vocal altercation, you settled the argument by letting Trey deal with his Housewarden and you leaning down and explaining to the young angel (who no one knew was an angel) that rules were different and they needed to be respected even if you don’t agree.

Due to the ADeuce duo and Grim, who seemed to be set on the two of you keeping contact with one another, the two of you got closer and eventually in a relationship. The Heartslabyul students started affectionately calling the two of you ‘mom’ and ‘dad’ because of how much you act like their parents. You’ve even started calling each other ‘dear’, ‘darling’, ‘honey’, ‘sweetie’, and the like.

The two of you baking is such an endearing sight. You have brought some sweets to a few of the Unbirthday Parties, and that’s where you explained that both you and Luke were from a place called the Celestial Realm. Trey wanted to know more so started asking a few questions, and came to find out that you are an archangel and Luke is studying under you as a young angel.

Well, this actually made a lot of sense, as you were patient, kind, offered guidance when needed most… the list goes on. However, he would have never guessed that Luke was an angel considering how he is now currently kicking Ace in the shin for calling him ‘chihuahua’. The two of you rushed over to resolve the issue.

Trey took Ace aside and said that it was against the rules to bring shame upon Heartslabyul while you consoled Luke. Then, the two parents of the dorm (you and your boyfriend) forced the two to apologize to each other. Sure, this was disrupting the unbirthday party, but Riddle actually didn’t mind. He, along with most of the other students, enjoyed seeing the first year putting aside his pride and ego to apologize.

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chijiewolf

1 year ago

Anything for Creme Brûlée Cookie x Reader? I feel like he doesn’t get much attention…

Creme Brûlée Cookie will often refer to you as his 'muse' or his 'songbird'. He loves seeing you get all flustered whenever he does.

He always gets you the best seats wherever he's performing. He always listens out for your applause, and can be seen beaming whenever he hears it.

He can handle criticism towards him with mild annoyance, but any towards you had him tossing away his usual calm persona and getting ready to fight. That's usually when you have to call Linzer Cookie to come and help you calm him down.

He's written several pieces meant only for you. He'll play them when alone with you, and he won't ever play them for the public because it's meant for you.

Ace And Deuce: *arguing Again*

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