I Want To [remembers That Suicide Jokes Only Further Damage My Mental Health] Fuck You Like An Animal

Bonus:

Praying Ryan Reynold’s Deadpool and a (now older) Andrew Garfield’s Spiderman get together 🙏🏾

I wanted to write about every Marty movie I've seen. And I thought I'd start with the Father of Bride movies but now all I can think about is Captain Ron 🤦‍♀️ So here we go.

I'm pretty sure that I've seen it with my parents somewhere in the 90s. My dad rented movies every week for us and this is one I always remembered. I haven't seen it in well... more than 25 years. Three weeks ago I've watched it for the first time since then. And yesterday happened something that hasn't happened to me in a looooong time. I didn't want to go to sleep and I REWATCHED a movie I've already seen a few days/weeks ago. I haven't done that since the early 00s. I just wanted to look at Marty for one and a half hour. Look at him and forget the shitty world outside. And it worked. The movie started and I was gone.

I love the intro scene. That little man in this biiiig coat walking through many people on their way to work with such a great soundtrack in the background. Everything screams "Those were the 90s!!" and I love it so so much.

We now learn that Martin Harvey inherits a boat which he wants to sail to Miami with his family. We meet his family and then we see the boat. Of course it's in a bad shape. Again: "90s movies rule!!!"

Captain Ron aka Kurt Russell enters the scene.

In that scene my wife entered our living room and constantly shook her head. Well not constantly but every now and then 😂

Now the journey begins and we see a lot of family fun, slapstick moments (which I like a lot when Marty does them) and a naked Marty which I like more than a lot (I received a loving and teasing "Uuuuuh!" instead of a headshake from my wife).

I have to admit that I love this movie. I laughed a lot and I like the characters. The humour gets me. I like it when Marty runs against things or falls.

Bonus: a wet Marty. Always a pleasure.

I don't think that I watched it for the last time 🥰

simba and sarabi <3

edit: made some changes because i wasn’t liking how the shading turned out!

HIII DID THIS TREND WITH THEM BECAUSE I THINK ITS SUPER DUPER CUTESYYY I LOVE THEM SM !!

Og image:

Martin Short and Kurt Russell on the set of Captain Ron…

canonically my ass bruh </333(possible delusions

I feel like I should emphasize that platonic love is just as important as romantic and the power of friendship should never be overlooked because they're not smooching and what have ya...

That being said, how else am I supposed to interpret this?

Look at the lighting, look at Timon's eyes! That meerkat is IN LOVE. HEAD OVER HEELS. DOWN BAD. ACHIN' FOR SOME BACON.

(he arched much more in that honda odyssey)

who missed some good old fashioned pirinmiku spideypool.. i sure did..

thanks to everyone that's stuck around with me on here🌹 ive always been very on and off with tumblr based on my whims but it is always a pleasure to be back