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that moment when you get a hot british artist girlfriend and everything seems normal when WHABAM!!!!!!! shes actually a freak who is reenacting the murder you were framed for!!!! she made your apartment in her art studio!!!!!! time to go stab someone on the subway and break into a place with the deaf guy who accidentally pushed your friend off of a building!!!

posting again because I uhhh think a lot

talking about THEM and no I don't have any good Ulla photos I'm straightphobic /silly (also I lowk hc her as like bi w a female preference)

i really like to think that Leo and Max had a secret thing going on before meeting Ulla, though never actually said anything about it both due to pride and maybe even a little bit of shame.

cue scary music when Ulla is introduced, and ofc both Max and Leo like her. Leo gets w her tho probably because Max is a freak (like the first photo) but I don't think Ulla gaf since she knows she IS all that 🙏🙏

fast forward to jail and pre-court/Rio and ofc they realize they like each other yeah yeah REPLACE THE LYRIC "BROTHER" FOR "LOVER" 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

anyways after court they all get married and live happily ever after yaaay (ran out of Ulla pictures)!!!!!!!! how much aura did I lose posting this..... (also does Tumblr know about brainrot I feel like I forgot to ask)

how can you say they're not gay they had an entire song about how they loved each other

Commission for cheese_and_peas45 on Instagram!!

This took me like 7 hours in 3 weeks holy shit ive never done something so demanding I lowkey died

But I still love my guys so much aughh

I kinda feel like Logan and Wade should skip all these labels "what are we? roommates? friends? fuck buddies? partners? boyfriends?" and go straight (gay) to husbands right away from the day one

for the record I still ship OliCharles mostly just to be silly (and my fanfiction often does include some cheating) but this is so real </3333

People who act like Only Murders in the Building isn't Queer anymore because either their old man yaoi ship didn't happen or because Mabel isn't currently dating a woman need to get over themselves immediately. Bi people are still Bi when they're in a "straight passing" relationship. And yes, Oliver and Charles would make an adorable couple, but Oliver and Loretta are the sweetest couple ever and you're depriving yourself of enjoying a wonderful storyline for no reason. (And if rep is what you're after, how about supporting the rep that is older women getting quality roles, let alone quality ROMANTIC roles, because Hollywood treats women over the age of 35 like garbage and this relationship is like seeing a unicorn in the wild lmfao).

Mabel and Alice dated. That's a thing that happened. Pretending it didn't or doesn't count so you can be performatively mad at the show for no reason is literally Bi phobia, stop it.

Mabel has a new love interest every season! How cool is that? That never happens for Women! Unless they're the joke "slut character" that the show doesn't really respect. But this show does respect Mabel and treats it as a normal, unremarkable, unremarked upon amount of dating for a young woman. Usually that's a "man thing" like James Bond and his Bond Girls who come and go through each storyline. How rad is it that we get these great storylines for female characters now?

Sazz Pataki (pretty sure she's a lesbian but definitely some flavor of queer) is Charles' oldest friend and stunt double and has dated TWO of his girlfriend's lmfao. Jan Bellows is queer, and Cookie is also queer! Howard (the cat guy) and his boyfriend Johnathan are right there and so are Detective Donna Williams and her wife Kiara and son Keith.

Not to mention the tragedy of whatever Uma and Bunny were to each other because it was definitely something. (Ok maybe that one is just my shipper goggles at work but tell me you don't see it I dare you).

Honorable mention to Charles' kinda daughter Lucy who might be thinking about various pronouns aka also casual Queer rep.

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I also want to talk about the weird edge to some of the commentary about Oliver and even Martin Short as a real person. If you think about it, some of it is both weirdly homophobic and also inadvertently trying to press toxic masculinity standards onto straight men. I'm referring to the "Wow I can't believe that Martin is straight! There's NO WAY that man is straight! There's no straight explanation for that!" kind of things. Or the "Oliver dating Loretta is so unrealistic, that is a gay man right there! The show is ruined!" people. I get the jokes about how flamboyant Oliver is and a lot of them are fun, but some of them really do end up sounding like the same tired tropes of "emotional flamboyant man likes theater = gay and woman likes sports and cars and flannel = lesbian, uugg uugg."

As for the comments about Martin, look, his chemistry with Steve is off the charts, I get it, but they've been best friends for a thousand years and frankly if your friendship doesn't look a little gay from the outside, is it even really a friendship? lol. Martin Short is a real human being who was with a woman he clearly adored for 36 years, his wife Nancy Dolman, until she died of cancer. He's a confident and charming performer who's comfortable with himself.

I enjoy viewing the character of Oliver through a queer lens, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he at least did some experimenting in the 70's. (He mentioned orgies at some point, are you telling me he was the ONLY guy at the orgies? Come on Oliver!) I'd enjoy it if they explored some element of queerness to the character on the show and I wouldn't be that surprised if they did eventually do that. But there's a difference between that and a forceful attitude of; THERE IS NO WAY A MAN WHO BEHAVES LIKE THAT IS STRAIGHT!!! END OF STORY!!!

First of all, it's just not true. Lots of straight men in the performing arts (or just life in general) are incredibly flamboyant and comfortable with both themselves and things traditionally seen as "queer" and aren't afraid to express themselves beyond the narrow box traditional masculine values would limit them too. Circling back to my earlier points of old man yaoi and biphobia, just because your specific ship didn't happen on the show, it doesn't automatically make the character NOT queer. Again, Bi/Pan people exist. Oliver being in a relationship with Loretta doesn't automatically make him straight, why do I have to explain this on the queer people website?

Also Oliver has two hands, and this is what fanfiction is for. The fact that there aren't a ton of Oliver/Loretta/Charles fics on AO3 is astonishing to me.

Save a horse ride a cowboy

Thanks @miiimimimimimimi for the gorgeous idea

based on the kidpool/spiderboy comic

Poorly drawn Shieldon line

please like if you use.

girl fight

only bug i'll ever like 💔💔

we're married its canon (I'm the guard in the background TRUST)

i miiiight be deciding to both make this a fanboy account nonetheless be ACTIVE on Tumblr. idk tumblr's kinda cool sometimes also my friends are pissed at me because they don't think Nathan's all that(HE IS HELLO.)

also we're gonna ignore the fact I was on the brink of TEARS looking for one of those cool boarders people use but w cockroaches.... how does ANYONE LIKE THOSE THINGS AUGH THEYRE SO BAD ITS SO GROSS I HATE THEM GO AWAY AUDHSJHJD I tried to be cool and failed miserably but this will do

also this movie lowkey did NOT eat but uhhh that's okay...(its not)

HAPPY NATIONAL FOREIGN LANGUAGE WEEK

top to bottom: Theo Dimas (James Caverly), and my husband Teddy Dimas (Nathan Lane). They both speak ASL and AUGHDS I love them both sm Theo I NEED your dad. Yes Teddy is pretty ass at ASL but we (WE) love him still. They could NEVER make me hate him🙏🙏

the leaked voicelines for marvel rivals awakened the 2016 spideypool sleeper agent in me (wip)

This blog is about to turn into Nathan Lane thirst posting ☠️😮‍💨🥴

hold on babygirl dont die there will be a new freaky little character for you get insanely obsessed with

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

Sometimes I feel like I don’t count as a “real” TLK fan 🫥

someone HAS to hear me out

i honestly prefer him w a mustache, but STILLLLLL

this is just a photodump atp

His first suit its still in my brain so yeah AU design I guess

Also made his un-suited self a bit different to kinda differentiate them for myself more than anything

Something funn

this is why I love deadpool

A REMINDER THAT WADE CAME UP WITH HIS AND LOGANS SHIP NAME!

Poolverine is legit in the first movie. He named them that.

PEDRO PASCAL x GLAMBOT — SNL50: The Anniversary Special (Feb 16, 2025)

Domingo rehearsal

WHAT THE FUCK

i am being so genuine when i say this is the best day of my whole entire life

he is not talked about enough (when SNL 50th is brought up) </3333

Nathan Lane

yall ever get an f/o crush so unexpected and so embarrassing that you just gotta sit down and contemplate every choice you’ve made to lead up to this very moment

Me desperately gripping the shoulders of those who don’t understand the difference between a small celebrity crush (normal) and RPF (extremely creepy and harms the reputation of regular selfshippers) until I draw blood with my claws. GRRRRRR