original flavor deadpool is the disabled and mentally ill representation we needed in these trying times
I love how the entire Deadpool fandom watched Deadpool & Wolverine and we collectively decided "They fucked in the Honda Odyssey."
That is what I love about being a part of a fandom. When the creator does something stupid or is too scared to actually go through with a gay relationship the fandom is there to be like "Yes that was stupid" and then we fix it with fanart and fanfics and community.
There are 3,223 Logan/Wade fics on AO3. 223 of them tag the Honda Odyssey fight scene.
Hello tumblr.. I'm back as promised... GENTLE POOLVERINE BE UPON YE!!!
THIS and yes I know I'm a year late
PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!
In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will sink every time (this is cannon).
What does that mean for movie!Logan?
He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.
When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.
Edit: @vigilantsycamore did the math and apparently Logan would be closer to 500lbs. Everyone thank them for blessing us with math
the salesman that GYATT away💜
meryl streep and martin short living their best lives at the snl homecoming concert
When Wade met a diva so stunning that he panicked and started flirting in the most obnoxious way
Wade and Logan's power of manifestation~
They wrote their own fate
deadpool pimp hehe
best valentine's day gift from my girlfriend
can tou draw mpreg of alexander hamilton
planting seeds in Hamiltons garden!
Since up to now Paul Rudd has played a douchebag victim and a sweetie pie casualty, I'm gonna need him to be a bitter-sweet hero this time.
do you think steve martin and martin short realize they have romantic chemistry in omitb or do they consider charles and oliver the epitome of best friends
Oliver + Loretta's robe S03E05 ◦ ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING
I feel like this will make a good meme template for something
CANONNNNNNN
I'm watching that 5 Timers Club sequence from SNL that looked more like an OMitB reunion and realized that we should have Tom Hanks join the show.
Can you imagine good old dashing Tom Hanks trying to woo Loretta and getting absolutely demolished by a dwarf named Short?
deadpool with his daughter from a mobile game so nobody knows her💖💖
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021 - ) SEASON ONE
S2 EDITION
Two very good reasons to have him back on OMitB.
ONLY MURDERS IN THE BUILDING (2021 - ) SEASON TWO
S1 EDITION
I’m on the 5th issue of this possible 6 Parter Deadpool comic saga. This is my National crisis’ therapy session. My Deadpool sona, Yuna Junko, has a bio of Killing Authoritarians.
Bernadette Peters and Martin Short compilation ♥️
guys i cant stop thinking about the Robin Williams film The Birdcage and how its considered a comedy. THAT SHIT MADE ME CRYY.
Albert and Armand are willing to change their entire life to bend to the will of their PRICK of a son. they love him so much and at NO POINT in that movie does he show any appreciation for his LOVELY PARENTS. and dont even get me started on agador, he TELLS val that he will fall if he wears shoes and that he cant cook and then when both of those things prove themselves true val has the audacity to be pissed off.
FUCK val honestly, how DARE he ask albert to leave, WHAT DO YOU MEAN he doesnt want his second father to meet his fiancé because hes too gay? ill strangle you, you little shit stain. why are you not the most culturally queer kid to ever walk the earth, you were raised by a drag queen and her husband who OWNS THE DRAG CLUB, be for real.
AND THE FACT THAT VALS FIANCE COULD CARE LESS IF HE HAS TWO DADS. why are we trying to impress these fucking conservatives, who gives a fuck.
and when armand and albert get their palimony agreement bc they cant get married. ILL SOB.
"What does it matter, take it all! im 50 years old and theres only one place in the world i call home and its because your there. so take it, what difference does it make if i say you can stay or you say i can stay? its ours." OH IM A WRECK. dont hit me up, im sobbing.
My memory of The Birdcage (1996) is always that it's more dated and more difficult to watch than it actually is. You hear "drag-themed comedy from the 90s based on a musical from the 80s based on a play from the 70s" and you brace yourself just a little, right? But the film has a strong gay perspective, so the fruity fag jokes mostly come off as warmly affectionate. There is a surprising amount of poignancy in Robin Williams' portrayal of Armand, grudgingly agreeing to his beloved son's request that he go back into the closet for an evening ("do me a favor and don't talk to me for a while"). The drag club's staff attempting to redecorate the apartment with stuff straight people might like (a taxidermy moose head, an enormous crucifix, and Playboy magazine) is extremely funny. Albert's histrionics are a point of tension because he does often come off as a stereotypically pathetic/comic figure, but towards the end of the movie he makes it very clear that he's aware of how people see him, and asserts that trying to copy a stoic masculinity he doesn't possess for the sake of social approval would be more pathetic. In the 1983 musical adaptation, they give "Albert" (Albin) the only good song in the whole show, "I Am What I Am", which Gloria Gaynor covered to the delight of gays everywhere. Apparently Nathan Lane wasn't (publicly) out yet in 1996, which is amazing because it means that at one point in this movie you're watching a gay man playing a straight man playing a gay man playing a straight man, in a movie about how it's important to be yourself, an absurdity that does seem to encapsulate the state of gay America in the 90s.
I need to be studied in a lab
looked at some of my sketches and decided to finish up one from this post
Happy Valentines Day!!!!