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NANA (2000) Illustrated By: Ai Yazawa

Crack head canons: How My favorite JJK men would take care of their skin- with a skincare obsessed partner

This ones for all my skincare obsessed JJK fans out there

includes: Gojo, Geto, Choso and Nanami (the four husbands of jilly fr)

x reader, no pronouns used!

𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚞 𝙶𝚘𝚓𝚘

He has a full skincare routine. 

BUT it's all over the place

He always wants to look his best 

If you like skincare, he WILL steal all your products 

“What’s a skin type”

Picks only the most bizarre packaging and colors because that's what draws his attention most 

“Is this a toner or a serum?” 

He's a little lost but you try to guide him in the right direction 

He loves doing face masks with you, he thinks its funny 

𝚂𝚞𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚞 𝙶𝚎𝚝𝚘

He used to have a moisturizer when he was still with Satoru

And he used to love it

But then he decided he didn't give a shit anymore because of that silly change of heart he had 

When he met you, you asked him if he had anything

“I don't really care too much anymore” he would say 

It totally reminds him of Satoru 

He wouldn't let a face mask NEAR him

𝙲𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚘 𝙺𝚊𝚖𝚘

He doesn't understand his human body that much compared to his curse. 

So, when he meets you and notices all your skincare, he assumes it's something humans do and..

He got curious

“I just thought you put it all on at once according to the labels” 

So one day when you come home, he’s got all of it on his face. 

He looked stupid, and you laughed A LOT

It's a hot mess but you wipe it off and attempt to teach him how you use it for your skin

He eventually picks it up because he notices his curse marks on his face are darker and change quicker

He agreed to doing a face mask with you one time.

It stung and he hated it so he never did it again 

𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝙽𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒

He would always buy you the products, and always knew when they were low so he’d get you more 

but he never used any unless he was with you in the bathroom while you did your skin prep 

You loved to ask him if it was all rubbed in, and sometimes he’d try and be helpful by making sure you didn't skip a step

(He’s so husband material someone help me)

He doesn't mind it, sometimes you’ll put some on him for fun or to laugh about it 

As long as it makes you happy, it made him happy

“Do you need more of that? I can run by the store and get some for you?”

“We can do one of those masks as long as you promise to not take any pictures, i can't let gojo see that.” 

I love writing crack headcanons and this one came to me this morning so lmk what you think!!

reblogs and notes are appreciated <3

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