Been On Motorcycle Tiktok… Thinking About These Two F-ing Around On Their Motorcycles…

Timothy is beautiful

My grandparents are really surprised that I wanna go to the garden center with them like guys I fucking love plants I always want to go to garden centers!!

Also I'm working part time as a florist and they just picked me up so I get to go to a florist and a garden center in the same day! Literally straight from flowers to flowers, lovely

Tim, getting impaled with a spear: Which ass-backwards motherfucker is running around Gotham with a spear??? Are you a god damn caveman???

Jason, frantically trying to stop the bleeding: Tim I think you have other things to worry about right now

Tim: Yeah, like how poorly this spear was designed. I mean if you're gonna use a spear at least make it a good one. The wood they used is a terrible choice, the spear head is incredibly impractical

Jason: Well considering it's going through your abdomen right I think it's doing it's job. I think it hit some vital organs. Probably your spleen

Tim: Oh that's not possible I don't have one of those

Jason: ???????

It just occurred to me that some people don't realize that 9/11 led to 50 shades of grey so

1- 9/11 happens

2- Gerard Way witnesses it and thinks about life

3- Gerard quits his job and starts a band (my chemical romance)

4- Stephanie Mayer is inspired my MCR and writes twilight

5- E.L. James wrote fanfiction based on twilight (50 shades of gray)

6- 50 shades gets published 10 years after 9/11

Hey God, it's me again.

My horrible, terrible landlady is raising the price of the rent starting from October, so I'm opening emergency commissions to save something.

I have a ko-fi where you can find all the info, but I'm also available here for all the questions!

Donations are also active so if you enjoy my stuff, consider helping me out please.

I genuinely hate begging for money but I was not expecting this from her - it's a new fucking low. Please reblog this if you feel like it :(

This is the most important thing turkey has ever done besides volleyball and cem karaca

My partner in crime (ao3) has been drafted back to the war (is having problems) and came back to me with amnesia (keeps logging me out several times a day)

Robins

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I fucking love dogs, they are so god damn sweet.

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