gordon ramsay: fuck me, is that a fucking past version of myself? from before i tried the main course? waiter: side effect of the house's special sauce, sorry sir gordon ramsay: jesus christ now he's coming over here gordon ramsay: who the fuck are you, why do you look like me gordon ramsay, ignoring gordon ramsay: god damnit, this obviously didn't happen in my original timeline waiter: sometimes the chef doesn't put enough tomatoes and the time loop isn't perfectly stable gordon ramsay: not perfectly stable love? i know this isn't your fault but this is a fucking paradox! my past self is obviously not going to have the sauce in the first place now, and this version of myself will never come to be! it's unsanitary! please bring the chef here i need to have a word with him both gordon ramsays, in perfect unison, looking at the camera: bloody hell, my notions of causality crushed and for what, some soggy fucking pasta?
Thinking about my profile picture (which is from girl genius read it at the link) which I have had and used for so long that's I always giggle when someone points it out and where it's from because it just tracks to me as my "face" in an online setting. Which is fascinating and I wonder if anyone else's profile picture tracks like that in their brain.
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Thinking of doing a Cyberpunk 2077 challenge run using only quest rewards/starter gear. Do you think I should include cyberware in that restriction or not?
rules for thee and not for me
Shoutout to all my fallout moots you guys are the only ones who get me. We respect Preston, Ulysess, and X6-88 in this household
Reblog this post and add a poll of your own to the reblog. You can make it a poll about anything. Let's see how far it goes.