anna: oh no there's a cockroach
jane: ew, take off your shoe and kill it
anna: *takes off her shoe and kills it with her bare foot*
jane: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Does anyone have any good online job recommendations for someone who is disabled and still in school?
Let me tell y'all about these pencil weights. They are absolutly a life (and wrist) saver. They are the only weights that I have found that are adjustable. They are also really pretty and allow me to use a normal pencil.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0BGRXY4G8/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&th=1
Forget the new baby smell. New puppy smell is where it's at.
Tis' my birthday and I am now officially the dancing queen, young and sweet.
(I am in so much pain)
I gave her a twist of my own!
she’d take you for a sushi date
Stranger: Ooh, look, a dog.
Me:
Stranger: *makes kissy noises to my dog.*
Me:
Stranger: *BARKS at my dog.*
Me:
Stranger: Oh, it's an emotional support dog.
Me: Actually-
I just clenched my butt cheeks and my back popped.
Me and a friend were talking about smut books and they described one as 'homoerotic'.
But I heard Homer erotic.
So, naturally, I asked, 'What does Odysseus have to do with this?'
Anybody else have a sensory problem with wearing a winter coat indoors?
Like, I can't wear a coat in a freezing car because it is too much coat.