Me and a friend were talking about smut books and they described one as 'homoerotic'.
But I heard Homer erotic.
So, naturally, I asked, 'What does Odysseus have to do with this?'
First time my hand fell asleep I thought my hand was going numb and I wouldn’t be able to move it anymore, so I started banging it against the wall and biting it trying to feel something. I was on the verge of a panic attack when it went back to normal and I thought it was a freak occurrence until it happened again