Just Googled How To Fix Soft Shelled Books And Was Very Confused When I Received Recipes For Crab.

Puppies are just drunk miniature dogs with ADHD.

I was in the ER overnight and didn't get home untill about 5:00 only to be told that my blood work is normal and I should follow up with my specialists.

That's how my life is going.

This is actually so true...

I'm okay if America becomes a monarchy as long as Dolly Parton becomes Queen.

i need therapy after watching this

I hate that my leg hairs hurt from wearing compression socks daily. Like, yes I put lotion on every night and yes I have days off, but can my pants just not tough my leg without feeling like I'm getting stabbed with safety pins??!?

The universe cursed me with being a hairy person with extra long legs and not energy to shave them.

I love the disability pride pin!

found this shwaty <3

now thats more like what my hair looks like <3

tagging (no pressure) : @knifes-and-arson @shybrunettepainter @chaotic-chai-lover @smilingtears @krish-but-better @spider-kitsune @taeyamayang @smallmightsupremacy @zer0-is-me @bleedinglynx @horridhenry06 @angelshimaa

Stranger: Ooh, look, a dog.

Me:

Stranger: *makes kissy noises to my dog.*

Me:

Stranger: *BARKS at my dog.*

Me:

Stranger: Oh, it's an emotional support dog.

Me: Actually-

My toxic trait is that if I can't find anything I want to eat, even if I'm hungry, I won't eat at all.

She craves the Cheerios

Circe will commit war crimes for Cheerios