My Toxic Trait Is That If I Can't Find Anything I Want To Eat, Even If I'm Hungry, I Won't Eat At All.

If Brooklyn's Here was a person, it would be Steve Rogers.

Omg, Hi!

HIII

It's crazy that we are the past, present, and future versions of ourselves.

HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME

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PORNO

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Listening to EPIC on shuffle is always a gamble. Just got Hold Them Down followed by Survive.

If it's not edible, why can it fit in my mouth?

Puppies are just drunk miniature dogs with ADHD.

A thrilling conversation with @shadie-cat

I don't believe that the Little Mermaid should be black, or asian, or Mexican.

She shouldn't even be white.

Or human.

Instead I vote Alice to be the new Little Mermaid.

Who is Alice you might ask? Alice is my dog

Can she sing? No

Can she act? No

Can she even obey simple commands? Not without heavy bribery.

Even with not being able to do any of that, I still believe she would make the best Little Mermaid there ever was.

She wanted the part so bad that she even went as a mermaid this year for Halloween.

Vote Alice for Little Mermaid 2023 to help her achieve her dreams.

Someone please help Amber.