*tour Guide Barbie Voice*
*tour guide barbie voice*
Hi! I'm tour guide barbie!! Please keep all hands, legs and Grippers into the vehicle at all times.
~a few moments later~
Ma'am, I told you no grippers outside the vehicle.
~literally not even 2 seconds later~
MA'AM. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY
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@chronicallye thank her for this masterpeice
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