For Context, It Was When Belle Was Leading A Parade Of Small Children And Everyone Was Clapping Along

If it's not edible, why can it fit in my mouth?

Pinterest, what the fuck

knees go woop

I just found out that dickering is a word.

Dickering - engaging in petty arguments or bargaining

Incorrect og 6 quotes god I miss them

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Bruce: Natasha, i knight thee in the name of the father-

Steve: *waves*

Bruce: the son-

Thor: *dabs*

Bruce: and the unholy spirit

Tony: *screeching*

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Clint: i may be the worst out of the avengers but i still have the best ass

Steve: that’s not true

Clint: *starts sobbing* i know your ass is amazing

Steve: that’s not what i meant. your ass is great and i value you as a teammate-

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Thor: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Tony: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Clint: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Steve: Natasha, keep an eye on Tony today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Natasha: Sure, I’d love to see Tony get punched.

Steve: Try again.

Natasha, sighing: I will stop Tony from getting punched.

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Natasha: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Bruce: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Clint: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Thor: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Tony: My moral code, is that you?

Steve:

Natasha: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my sister left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Steve: You're a loose cannon, Tony.

Tony: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Natasha: I think you play by your own rules.

Thor: No way, he think rules were made to be broken.

Steve: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Tony: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Hulk is a loose cannon.

Hulk: *smashes a chair*

My favorite thing about having a best friend who shares custody of a single braincell is that one second you are acting like graduates of Harvard and having really deep conversations, and the next you are acting like 5 year olds laughing at fart jokes.

(@ask-and-i-answer I love you)

Me finding a new recipe I like: This is really good!

Also me, a Potsie: Now, how much salt can I hide in this?

This was mine

I don’t know what Spotify is trying to tell me but I feel perceived

I just realized that there's a part from In My Dreams that could flow right into Santa Fe.

I've seen flashes of fire, heard the echo of screams, but I still have faith in the truth of my dreams Santa Fe my old friend. I can't spend my whole life dreaming, though I know that's all I seem inclined to do.