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I completely agree with not messing with your dog when they're eating, BUT I still do it sometimes to make sure she won't snap or become defensive. If she gets something that could hurt her one day, I need to make sure I can take it away without the fear of her hurting me or anyone else.

I respect my dog's space and make sure she is comfortable, but I also need to know that she is safe.

Anybody else have a sensory problem with wearing a winter coat indoors?

Like, I can't wear a coat in a freezing car because it is too much coat.

anna: oh no there's a cockroach

jane: ew, take off your shoe and kill it

anna: *takes off her shoe and kills it with her bare foot*

jane: OH MY FUCKING GOD

I'm not just overdramatic, I'm also overstimulated

Just googled how to fix soft shelled books and was very confused when I received recipes for crab.

If school is still making a 17 year old cry because they don't want to go, I think that says something about the system.

Being in college is so weird. One day I'm a 1930's housewife and another I'm in a cemetery reciting poems about dead people.

Doctor: Here's a medication I want you to try, but it is a bit big. You might need to break it into smaller pieces so you don't choke.

Me:

"I have book smarts"

"I have street smarts"

I have a hyper specific combination that allows me to kick your ass while explaining why the Trojan War could have actually been possible

I don't feel real.

Has anyone else experienced this?

I need help.

I feel like everything is a dream and I can't comprehend what people are saying to me.

My SDIT has helped to ground me, but I still feel extremely dizzy.

I am hallucinating a small, wiggly man

I can't walk in a straight line and an so thirsty.

Am going to bed.