<<<< Women wearing formal dresses sitting like men
Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.
I do the dancy dance to get in my panty pants.
I am running on a protein bar, 2 eggs, and three glasses of Kool aid and I feel GREAT.
I wish I could miss school because of that...
I wouldn't be there the entire year
I am not going to school today because I have “dislocated my entire skeleton” in my sleep.
Circe will commit war crimes for Cheerios
Omg, Hi!
HIII
Oh, to be a squirrel that halls out of a tree onto a speeding vehicle below...
I was in the ER overnight and didn't get home untill about 5:00 only to be told that my blood work is normal and I should follow up with my specialists.
That's how my life is going.