My Personal Favorite Moments From The Listening Party/live Stream

Fuckin' Finally

FYI to sick or disabled folks and those who assist or care for them:  Simplicity patterns has a new line of adaptive sewing patterns.  Designs include tops with port access, clothing with velcro closures, bags and cushions for mobility aids, bibs, chemo hats, and more.

I’m excited about these because they are the first patterns of this kind I’ve seen anywhere.  And Simplicity patterns are great for beginning sewists, with very clear step by step instructions and illustrations.

Patterns can be purchased here:  https://simplicity.com/simplicity/adaptive/

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Let's get rid of saying "ladies, gentlemen, and everything in-between" and bring in saying "ladies, theydees, and mateys"

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

Just accidentally swallowed a pea whole and saw my life flash before my eyes.

The best scene in Moulin Rouge is Backstage Romance. I refuse to take criticism.

My favorite thing about having a best friend who shares custody of a single braincell is that one second you are acting like graduates of Harvard and having really deep conversations, and the next you are acting like 5 year olds laughing at fart jokes.

(@ask-and-i-answer I love you)

i need therapy after watching this

@computerglitch306 you forgot me. I guess you don't love me anymore.

...Time to die🔪🩸

hey bestie!!! loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you loving you

I would rather have my nipple ripped off than my stomach feeling like this.

*tour guide barbie voice*

Hi! I'm tour guide barbie!! Please keep all hands, legs and Grippers into the vehicle at all times.

~a few moments later~

Ma'am, I told you no grippers outside the vehicle.

~literally not even 2 seconds later~

MA'AM. PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY

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@chronicallye thank her for this masterpeice

Tell me your medical gaslighting story.