MY HUSBAND IS MISSING

Yugi: *solves the puzzle*

Yami:  wHO HAS AWAKENED ME FROM MY CENTURIES OF SLUMBER, WHO HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY DESTINY TO WIELD THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE POWERS OF DARKN–

Yami:

Yami:

Yami: *tearing up* he’s so tiny

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

hey gamers

Bill: I’ll speak french between your legs.

Dipper: That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever been told.

Mabel: I’m just picturing someone screaming ”BONJOUR“ at a penis.

Wendy: #SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA #HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

Mabel: TITTY CROISSANTS

Ford: None of you should ever be having sex.

friend: you should watch that

me: i definitely will!

narrator: she never watched it

Two years?! I’m in!

Okay, can we visualize Yuuri doing this, and Victor subsequently dying?

It’d be in one of those “Top Ten Moments Yuuri Katsuki Broke The Internet” buzzfeed kinda lists in-universe, and one of those gifs you can’t escape from bc it’s everywhere.

And it would, of course, also feature in “Top Ten Times Victor Nikiforov Died Becase Yuuri Katsuki Can’t Be Stopped”. Victor almost falling on the ice is a very popular reaction gif.

Time: 4 am

Me: I should sleep

Me: *cries over heartbreaking fanfiction instead*