It Is So Fucked Up That We've Taught People That Large Noses/hooked Noses Are Ugly Because I Think They're

i like to laugh and joke but always remember that i am damned

Trying to write fanfiction for the first time is so humbling, it feels like I've never written anything ever.

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

do you guys think somedays mcgucket woul play banjo on his guest room during nights he couldn't sleep and ford would set his pen aside and listen for a minute and focus only on the banjo's sound and the muffled murmurs of fidds to relax his mind a little? do you

what's a little ritualistic bleeding between friends

not now kitten, daddy has to write strange self indulgent fan fiction.

how i feel knowing both wolverine and deadpool are canonically queer (wolverine being bisexual and deadpool being pan), multiple characters are implying they want each other (kidpool, bartender, etc), all the positions during the car fight scene were mostly real sex positions (LEG OVER SHOULDER.), wade being hesitant while introducing logan to blind al and logan reassuring him by just a glance was queer-coded, wade and logan basically adopting dogpool and becoming a happy family with logan's daughter laura in the end was very much intentional while marvel bros are fighting over the cause that they are not gay (they are)

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

tumblr is a private place. it's just me and the same 5 mutuals. It's intimate you get it

every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot