I Support Being A Hater Unless Youre Hating On Something I Enjoy And Love And Then You Need To Lighten

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

every time i complain about being single and having no hoes i want everybody to remember that i intentionally and strategically sabotage any opportunity i have to open myself up to a romantic or sexual connection because i’m a pussy and an idiot

emptying and reloading a gun with practiced efficiency so you think i'm an expert marksman but you later find out that's just how i stim

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

its just embarrassing when you make a fandom related post and it doesnt get any notes like okay. so no one want to play tuoys with me. no one wants to play with our little guys together. okay thats fine. yeah its cool... puts my hands in my jacket pockets. kicks a beer can that was on the side of the road a little

how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist

what's a little ritualistic bleeding between friends

poolverine is actually hilarious if you think about it. take wolverine, the man who is used as a weapon all his life, who is doomed to witness every single death of his loved ones, meeting the maybe the only man who is equally as doomed as him in the favors of immortality, who spent his life trying to make a use of himself, make himself important, when being important was a curse who only brought pain to wolverine.