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Why and where did the fr*nch crabs come from
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@aquaquadrant was talking about tango flustering the hell out of Jimmy while asking him to help out and I added the “AND THEN HE PUTS THE BUCKET ON HIS HEAD AND WALKS AWAY” bit
I believe in team rancher shenanigans at all times 💖
Howdy Sheriff
"You can not go out into an active battle field wearing just robes. I do not care if Commander Tano doesn't wear armour. In this house we do."
"You're part of the wolfpack now kid, you got to look the part."
"Yes sir, Commander Pup, sir!"
"What do you mean Pup isn't the Commanders name? Everyone calls them that?"
"No Wolffe. I have absoloutly no idea why Boost's armor is covered in glitter. None."
happy disability pride month, can this website stop acting like autism and adhd are the only disabilities ever please
*SLAMS DOOR OPEN* KUROBA KAITO WEARS COFFEE FLAVORED CHAPSTICK
Aftercase
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The whole investigation your smart boyfriend kept being a genius and cool af and it’s finally over so you can kiss him SO DAMN HARD
you guys are the real heroes
their gossip is on another level
Rei: If I run and jump into Akai's arms I am 100% sure he will drop me.
Shuichi: No I would catch you.
Rei: *scoffs in disbelief*
(Later, during a mission)
Rei: *jumps from a high point of an exploding building and ends up in Akai's arms, who has immediately dropped the rifle*
Shuichi: Told you.
I’m trying to prove something.
so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)
the "how to draw canes" guide is finished! i'm definitely not an expert, but i do have experience with using a few types of canes so i decided to draw this!! :]
please consider reblogging this! it took a lot of time to draw this and it may help out abled and disabled artists!!
[start id: seven digital drawings against a lined paper background. the first says: "how to draw canes: a how-to guide by venus, a disabled artist" with a drawing of venus, a white curly haired teen with glasses and a drawing of a purple foldable functional cane below. beside venus says "me" with an arrow pointing towards them and beside the cane says "elizabeth, my cane (she's a foldable functional grip".
the second image says: "the main four: there are a few more types than these, but here are the most common!" below is a drawing of a light grey "C" cane, red functional cane, blue offset handle cane, and a mint green quad cane. beside each type of cane is their name.
the third image says: "the 'c' cane: •most simple cane, •only used for slight assistance, •materials: wood, metal, or plastic" with a drawing of a grey "c" cane with two drawings of how to properly grip the cane. below the drawings are the words "hook hand under".
the fourth image says: "functional grip: •similar to 'c', •handle allows better control and support, •used for slightly more assistance than the 'c', •can be foldable, •materials: metal or wood" with a full drawing of a red functional cane with two small drawings of how to grip a functional cane.
the fifth image says: "offset handle: •j-shaped handle, •distributes body weight over the cane's shaft, •great for if you also have wrist problems, •materials: metal (wood??)" with a drawing of blue offset handle cane to the side with two drawings of how to properly grip the cane.
the sixth image says: "quad cane: •rectangle base, •large base = more support, •can stand up on its own, •materials: metal" with a drawing of a mint green quad cane to the side with two drawings of how to properly grip the cane.
the seventh image says: "tips: •get creative! canes can have cool patterns (ex: stripes, floral), •draw the cane in front of the character, not behind, •don't worry if it doesn't look right the first time. i draw canes constantly and they still don't look perfect, •and last but not least, have fun!". at the bottom of the drawing is a stick man smiling and giving a thumbs up. end id.]
Title: am I just too tired to wink
Pairings: Hakuba Saguru/Kuroba Kaito/Kudo Shinichi/Hattori Heiji || HakuKaiHeiShin
Rating: T
Word Count: 1k
Summary: Saguru, Heiji, and Shinichi are all working on a case that they just can’t seem to solve. Kaito helps out by making them get some rest. Forgive the shitty title.
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THANK YOU MARCUS TO FOR YOUR SERVICES
Important ideas to consider when creating characters who are black and indigenous people of color. (x)
I’ve come to make an announcement. Tommy Anderson’s a bitchass motherfucker
When Jim and Bones start dating Spock, Jim expects Jim and Bones to start getting along a bit more, at least in private. What he doesn't expect is Bones becoming a bit more like a southern belle than a southern gentleman. There's something about Spock’s Vulcan strength that makes Bones blush and say "golly". Spock also picks up on this and starts to kiss his hands more, pull out his chairs and revels in making Bones as much of a southern belle as possible
YES YES SPOCK WOOING BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Jim being absolutely smitten at how gentle and courteous Spock is with McCoy, cuz he loves these two SO MUCH and he LOVES seeing Spock doting on their boyfriend 🥺🥺💖💖
Baroque corset by Joyce Spakman.
Words cannot even begin to express how much I love this gif of Kai
But this frame especially tho. The cockiness of his stance. His expression. There is clearly a challenge being issued here. Kai is ready to kick your ass any day of the week.
Kai: CODE KITKAT CODE KITKAT. DOES ANYONE READ ME!?
Cole: Cake Pop responding! What's happening, Cinnamon Twist!?
Kai: CODE KITKAT!!!
Cole: ... my god-
Cole runs into the living room.
Cole: WU FOUND THE STUFF WE BROKE.
Everyone screams and starts running in different directions.
Lloyd: Snow Cone, La Croix! Get the emergency bags and get the Bounty started!
Lloyd: Fizzle Berry, get the non-perishables!
Lloyd: Cake Pop-!
Kai's screams are heard from across the monastery.
Jay: THEY GOT CINNAMON TWIST!
Zane jumps out the window.
Zane: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-!
Matchablossom Battle Tendency AU🍵🌸