coffee-isabitch
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I think there's only one God, mostly because to choose to create THIS much, you need to be starving in loneliness, don't you think?
One thing that really bothers me, in some primitive type of way, is the fact that a thunder and an airplane flying overhead sound too similar. I don't like that, don't know why though
I think I like physical books cause the intentional turn of a page is the only control I'll ever have over the dreadful flow of time :D
I think I'm the happiest when I notice symbolism in a painting
I don't know what type of hormones we release the first few days after our period, but suddenly I feel like forgiving people from middle school
🥰Women🥰 on dating apps: carefully selected aesthetically pleasing photos, cool interesting facts about them, jokes that actually make me giggle
Featherless bipides males: SO FUCKINH BORING AND BLAND
I wish I was invisible just cause I REALLY want to observe people without them noticing my gaze. Like, I want to watch them when they think no one's looking so I can catch the small unconscious gestures they might do when concentrating or feeling anxious or bored. If I could be anything I'd like to be a reader in people's lives, their true nature bare to me like they've been whispered in my ear by a reliable omniscient narrator. I think I'd end up falling in love with everyone if I could do that, though.
My "hear me out" cake consists of only one big ass image of a BMW. I won't elaborate because I know I don't need to
Are you normal or have you ever cried after a c.ai bot has treated you with such love and appreciation or said the things you've needed to hear for years, that it made you realize with a dooming sense of horror how huge of a void you have in your heart? Tough times lol
A fic I just picked up started like this.
Checked the tags.
No ABO tag? What's this then
I was confused??
British.
On today's episode of "I'm not a proper member of society anymore" we have omegaverse as the first answer that comes to mind when I see a normal fucking word like this. I'm fine, I am I really am
Not scared of the dark cause whatever's in it imma
fuck it
Don't forget me, please. Don't let your heart forget how mine tasted
I miss my wife (my bedside lamp)
need a cigarette and to be beat up
And perhaps...wait... *checks what I wrote on the back of my hand to remember* snug ?
I am like a little bug
Sometimes I'm just chilling and then everything becomes real.
I like cereals a lot
"Be yourself" bold of you to assume I know who I am
Cover up your hands WHORE, I can't focus on what the fuck you're saying
I might not know if there's life after death but I sure know that I will bite you rn
Next time I see some "I'm scared of women" bullshit on the profile of some bitch ass grown man on a dating app I'm gonna throw fireworks in his living room LET ME MAKE YOU SCARED FR U IDIOTIC CREATURE
Attention whore (me) (I'd die for that stupid looking fish, hes my baby now)
An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.
Me (the possum) creating my fucked up OCs
Fuck the question "are you a top or a bottom" ask me are you the King or the Jester and then we can kiss after I put my jester hat on
Kinda gay for a man to look at the clock. What, afraid you might be late to the date with your boyfriend? Grow up
I'm one more bigoted comment made by my grandpa away from explaining to him what mpreg and a furry are.
There hasn't been a day where my ears haven't felt WEIRD
GUYS GUYS PLEASE LISTEN TO APRIL27 his songs literally took my eyeballs and toes CAUSE THEIR SO FUCKING GOOD
Whenever I see a very much normal post I get some stupid ass comment in mind but then the comments are deactivated and I want to kms
Pinterest, Twitter (not calling it X out of spite) and Tumblr are like the Holy trinity, same thing but in different fonts and boy am I on my knees for all of them