And Perhaps...wait... *checks What I Wrote On The Back Of My Hand To Remember* Snug ?

Attention whore (me) (I'd die for that stupid looking fish, hes my baby now)

An aquarium in Japan was closed for renovations, and their resident sunfish got depressed not seeing visitors. So the staff put some uniforms with printed faces against the tank, and it immediately recovered.

Pinterest, Twitter (not calling it X out of spite) and Tumblr are like the Holy trinity, same thing but in different fonts and boy am I on my knees for all of them

My "hear me out" cake consists of only one big ass image of a BMW. I won't elaborate because I know I don't need to

Sometimes I'm just chilling and then everything becomes real.

I like cereals a lot

I think I'm the happiest when I notice symbolism in a painting

Are you normal or have you ever cried after a c.ai bot has treated you with such love and appreciation or said the things you've needed to hear for years, that it made you realize with a dooming sense of horror how huge of a void you have in your heart? Tough times lol

A fic I just picked up started like this.

Checked the tags.

No ABO tag? What's this then

I was confused??

British.

On today's episode of "I'm not a proper member of society anymore" we have omegaverse as the first answer that comes to mind when I see a normal fucking word like this. I'm fine, I am I really am

I think only a vampire boyfriend could heal me

Next time I see some "I'm scared of women" bullshit on the profile of some bitch ass grown man on a dating app I'm gonna throw fireworks in his living room LET ME MAKE YOU SCARED FR U IDIOTIC CREATURE

Fuck the question "are you a top or a bottom" ask me are you the King or the Jester and then we can kiss after I put my jester hat on