Kris Dreemurr Vs. The (dark) World

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

The kickstarter for a documentary about my dad's life and artwork is now live! His name was Kent Melton and he was a sculptor for Disney, Dreamworks, Laika, Hanna-Barbera, and many other studios over the years. It's being put together by a friend of his, Maria, who worked with him at Laika!

Poorly drawn Shaymin

lunch

Cats getting caught doing crimes

crying sobbing throwing up every time i think of them i fall to my knees in despair

literally my second biggest flex is that the guy behind osha official is my mutual. first biggest flex is that there's a discord server dedicated to hating on me

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

hermes saying “we went through so much to get this” about the wind bag implies he helped, which is hilarious to me. troy doherty’s hermes in his fur coat and winged sandals frantically stuffing a deadly tempest into a sack, screaming all the while