My Warden Design (featuring A Fren)

chicken jockey being the last possible 4chan post is fucking hilarious but there's so many amounts of comedic irony to it.

it's like a tyrant dying from falling over a medium sized brick wall. humiliating end.

the reason "robot racism" is often a really stupid metaphor is the same reason that like. discrimination against demons or vampires or whatever doesn't work, is because there's often a pretty justified reasons humans are scared of vampires or robots or whatever, in a way that doesn't apply to real life minorities, like a fantasy author will be like "the reason vampires are discriminated against is because most of them and kill and eat people for fun and pleasure, and so humans respond by trying to kill them, isn't that so sad" and like no that's a perfectly fine reason to not trust vampires i think.

Hi mate, how’ve you been? I was wondering if I could request a little mandrake x femme reader drabble, if you don’t mind? I’ve been scrolling through the epic tag aimlessly over the weekend cuz I was on vacation and remembered that you had done some requests yourself! Oh and thx sm for your support with my own stuff! <3

Wounds| Mandrake

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Reader: Female Reader| Mandrake x reader

Notes: Sorry for the lack of fics. I've been working so much, tbh It's stupid...

Warnings: mentions of wounds

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"You can't come in here- The king!-!" A gaurd shouted.

"Move! Or you'll never have kids again!" Y/n ordeded dress hiked up in her hands and on a tyrant.

He was quick to move Y/n moving forward. The one guard was luckily he was given mercy by her.

"Mandrake!" She shouted, causing the forest to flinch.

"Keep her out of here." Mandrake ordered his gaurds lazily, slumped over in his throne: beaten, cuts and brusies freshly fixed up.

The gaurds looked at each other and then separated themselves to give Y/n a pathway.

"You're dead!" Y/n contuined to rage.

Walking past the two gaurds. He only sighed, hand covering his face, his elbow supporting his upper body weight.

"What is your problem!? Are you serious!?" Y/n shouted.

"Please give me some peace and quiet!" He ordeded.

A big mistake; she was already mad, now she was furious.

"Peace and Quiet!? You want peace and quiet!?" Y/n argued, her nostrils flaring in anger: "I tried to give you peace and quiet! The whole Kingdom! But you and that Leafman idiot commander can't keep your hands off each other!"

"Do not word it that way-"

"What?! Honesty tick you off now?!" Y/n snapped. He glanced at her, and she started her pacing: "I'll have to meet with Queen Tara again! You and Ronin need to either back off or get married to one another! I already solved the border issue and now!-"

Her voice raged on a she turned to look at him, her voice falling to silence. Mandrake looked beat up, badly beat up. For only a moment she argued with herself; "I..." he started, "know you have been working hard, for peace...thank you,"

Y/n sighed, walking her way over; up the small steps to his throne, she kneeled at the base of his throen, he was slumped over making it easier for her to get a better look at his face, he hiding brusies under the hand which covered his face.

"Let me see." She spoke softly.

"I'm fine-"

Mandrake paused as she pushed his hand away softly, she frowning at the bruise forming under his eye.

"Have you..." Y/n started, reaching out to touch his face; his flinching, "so you haven't..."

Y/n looked back and called for a gaurd: "Get my medical equipment please, it's in my room," She told.

"Yes, my Queen." He responded and rushed off to do as ordered.

She turned around back to him as she cupped his cheek: he leaned into it: "What happened," y/n asked softly.

"It seems you know the answer to that." Mandrake answered. He sounded just as exhausted as he looked.

"My queen."

Y/n turned her head a gaurd there with her bag, "Thank you." She spoke taking it from him.

Y/n was quick to open the bag and look through her bottles of Tonics. She picking one out.

"What does that have in it?"

"Root-"

"Pine root?"

"Mhm-"

"No."

"I know it stings but it heals the best-"

Y/n put some on some cotton she had in another glass, and lifted her hand up to clean his wounds. Yet he blocked her.

"Mandrake-"

"No-"

"It's going to get infected if I don't clean it." Y/n argued.

"It stings-"

"Maybe you shouldn't of gone into a fight then."

He winced as she blotted his face: he hissing as she cleaned his wounds.

"I know. Im sorry." Y/n answered, quick to finish and pull away: "Where else?"

"Surely you don't think I'm going to undress for you in front of my own men." He teased; his eyes switching sides to look her way.

"If I asked?" She asked; sat all pretty on the backs of her feet, looking at him with the wish only to help.

"no." Mandrake answered.

"Damn it." Y/n cursed.

"You know that doesn't work on me," Was his response, she getting her bag back together, closing it up as she stood.

"That's not what you said a night ago." She snarked back, a smile across her face.

The guards standing attention at the entry way tried to hold it together.

"Damn sounds like Im getting more action than the boss?" A third grumbled to her coulleges.

"What was that!?" Mandrake shouted.

"Nothing, sir!" They were quick to answer.

"Be nice to the kids." Y/n protested, holding her hand out, "come on love, lets go and finsih patching you up."

Sonic approves

katsuki bakugo keeps his relationship a secret, not ‘cause he’s embarrassed or anything. nah, he actually thinks his girl is the best thing to ever exist, straight-up worships the ground she walks on. but sneaking around? now that’s the fun part. the stolen kisses in empty classrooms, the quick but intense eye contact when they’re with their friends, the casual little touches, a high five that lasts too long, a sneaky hand squeeze just ‘cause he can.

but when everyone finally finds out? yeah, he’s done pretending. bakugo makes it so obvious. he’s always got flowers for her, keeps her fave snacks on him at all times, kisses her slow and soft before every challenge, promising he’ll come back in one piece. ‘cause now that the world knows? He wants them to get one thing straight - she’s his, and he’s hers, and he’s never letting anyone forget it.

Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.

Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)

*breathing heavily till I'm about to pop like a balloon cause FINALLY, F I N A L L Y, there's at least a form of nsfw shit involving him!! I'm currently rolling all over the floor like a big ass sausage while squealing*

I hope I don't sound weird for asking this, but do you do nsfw asks? If not that's fine, sorry if me asking was weird. But if so?

Do you have any nsfw dating headcanons for mandrake? or ship stuff?

P.S I love your headcanons for epic, they're so awesome! lol I just got into epic, and I love reading them.

Not weird at all! Glad you enjoy them, I enjoy writing them!

Mandrake x Reader NSFW

NSFW under the cut

Oh boy!

First things first, Mandrake is not someone who sleeps around.

Not only is he usually busy, ruling a hoard and waging war on a forest is a full-time job, but he just generally does not have the drive or interest for it.

Now in a relationship? 👀👀👀👀👀

Mandrake’s pretty dominant in bed but catch him in a mood and he will get on his knees for you. Open to being restrained or on his back, but you’ll have to get him there first.

He LOVES giving you pleasure, it doesn’t matter how or when, seeing you in bliss in more pleasing than anything else he could want.

Servicing you in bed is definitely his kink, he’d get drunk off of your moans if he could.

Strong arms, big hands, nice lips? Oh yeah, he’s DEFINITELY a master at eating you out. Will hold you down with his arms wrapped under your legs as he goes down on you. Hell, he’d make a meal out of you.

Very touchy, likes being close to you, whether your back is to his chest or you are facing each other, he acts like he’ll die if he doesn’t get as close as he can to being under your skin.

He’s big on praising, telling you how perfect you are and how good you feel as he’s thrusting into you, groaning into your ear about how he’d been waiting for the chance to be alone with you all day, etc.

Meanwhile, among all the dirty talk and praises and sweet nothings, he’s biting your shoulders and neck and thighs, taking handfuls of your flesh and squeezing wherever his hands can reach.

Takes pride in marking you up, you do not leave any session without bruises and bites and hickeys and he tries to get you to show them off.

You’re his, after all, he wants others to know how good he makes you feel.

On the same line as that, he’s loud and I mean he has little shame in keeping quiet.

You belong to each other, why would he be concerned about others knowing what they are doing?

But if you insist “fineeeee”, although he’s going to be an ass about it. Will definitely tease you if you get a little loud after you tell him to be quiet, though.

Always a tease, in and out of bed. Hope you’re ok with innuendos because he’s always going to be bringing up the stuff you two do behind closed doors. Say the word and he’ll stop, boundaries.

Would never, EVER, do anything without your consent. Knowing that you want something just as much as him is the most attractive trait he think anyone can have and if he even senses a little bit of uncomfortableness, he’ll stop and check in on you.

Breeding kink…nuff said.

When all is said and done and he’s spent (all though he has a lot of endurance and stamina) he will pull you close and cuddle up next to you. He will check on you, get you water or food, rub away any soreness, etc., etc.

Aftercare is important to him and he’d be damned if he let his mate go untended.

Was definitely not blushing mad while writing this naaaaaaah

Tfw you get obsessed w/ a film thats 11 years old and has 0000.1% of a fandom

I’m already missing HHN