Chicken Jockey Being The Last Possible 4chan Post Is Fucking Hilarious But There's So Many Amounts Of

Iron golem is done! for this golem, it's name is Rudy

"ugly says what?"

"what?"

"nothinggg"

😭 I love this movie so much

There's my bby girl Vandelle ♡ here's some info that bby forgot to add: Vandelle has a crush on Abigore that unfortunately goes unrequited when the shard takes him over and he was too busy indulging in his bloodlust of vengeance, even got very jealous of Rosette, fearing she'll take her crush away; but they ended up being close friends

Since Abigore's loss, she took over the crew as their new leader in vengeance against Nash Dunes for believing taking her beloved general away, she also gave birth to 3 sons, named Clyde, Clement, and Conrad; where she taught them ways of basically being mini Abigores but in adulthood things go wrong when Conrad falls for Nash's daughter, Gloria, and Clement wanted to break the cycle of vengeance and help his mother in getting better as her grief warped her mind with her vengeance, making her mentally unstable, meanwhile Clyde is gladly wanting to follow his father's footsteps

Though her crusade ended up being stopped by the Dunes, even by 2 of her sons who finally got her to see reason, disbanding the crew and ending the crusade of hers

She later on ends up marrying Rosette, as Rosette ended up having strong feelings for her even while Abigore was alive, much to Clyde's dismay

I'll post art of Gloria, Conrad, Clement, and Clyde soon, even more artwork of Vandelle, my poor girl boss/girl failure ♡

Abigore Melbourne The steel clad Scourge

This is the master post for abigore

Ruthlsss. powerful, and cunning were three aspects well known to his tribe. but one day his hubris got to him, and in a drunken stupor he gathered some friends, sent and took them on a quest for killing and pillaging.

art by @dead-obsith

https://x.com/r3ver1e/status/1652730434000699394 (art by fortis on twitter)

fortunately the target was protected by a young man who wielded two stone swords and his golems that stood by him, abigore lost his friends, his home, and his status all in one night, he swore to kill the guardsman that took his life away. the one he truly cared about the most was the only woman he ever loved, rosette wineblood, she felt great despair when he was gone, but over time she saw the faulty ways of the steeltusk tribe, leaving it behind for the life of piracy, where she leads a colorful and vibrant pirate life. (owned by @dee-t0x)

https://twitter.com/that_sketch/status/1505433137710522369?t=973r3vBAcKrz3G-XKfYu0w&s=19 art by that one sketch on twitter

The once known general had toiled, seeking and schemeing revenge on the halfbreed hero known as nash dunes at his lowest point, after losing his ship, his crew, and his hope, he comes in contact with a shard of an ancient artifact, it promised him his revenge and much more if he vows to find the rest of its form. models by me

present day abigore now leads a whole army, now hiding his true goals under the veil of world conquest, but once again, fate chose something else in mind.. and beside him follows his second in command vandelle quarchette, a windcaller he obtained via a old prison made to conceal and tuck away the world's most dangerous and unstable magic users. character owned by @cometgoddess art by comet model by me

Art by @illwilledomen

Unfortunately he was blinded by the bloodloss he uses the artifact to finish his enemy, but it fails him.. after using the incomplete orb of dominance to transform into the heart of vengeance, he loses control of the orb, and is absorbed into the vessel, where his arch nemesis proceeds to crush it, finalizing the orb and abigore's fate. art by me

also here is a meme i have of him

Meme redraw

I kinda got too tired to put in shading effort after sugar and flour hfhfhf

look at urself! oh, that's right, u can't.. bcz ur eyeballz r all the way inside ur head... wutz wrong, flat face? 0_o r u gunna cry? do u want me 2 call ur flat faced mooommy? :3

She wanted to live in Neuschwanstein sooo badly

aaand she's so real for that, it's always been my favourite castle..<333

^yea yea her morals are vm questionable, but I'm only focusing on this magnificent structure in this moment because JUST LOOK AT IT

this literally happened in the movie

The world(s) and their people

The Alllands (overworld)

the Alllands is the name of the realm the Hjaellin(Humans) , Levande (villagers), and Umevande (illagers) with the occasional visits from the Emberfolk and the Voidfolk, all connected through portals, magic, and the like. The Alllands is bountiful, lush, and vibrant, seasoned with cities that make earth cities small in comparison. full of art and innovation.

The all land is similar to earth, but locked in a progressive balance between machine and magic, cars to airships to dragon carried carriages and trains fueled by blazes the alllanders call this era "The Divergence Era." Where world leaders bickering on the use of which to progress with. Golems and familiars were made by those who tested the balance of magic and machine.

The Emberlands (nether)

The home to the emberfolk, Hjaellin, Enderlings, and Piglins who either stay for the thrill, or banished by all Alllander cities for heinous crimes. The ember had been described to be nothing more then a giant fire pit by the first who discovered this realm. The opposite to the Allland's green pastures and bustling cities, the ember only has ruins, and hard to come by foliage, with the sprouting of mushrooms the size of buildings and creatures that seemingly embody the element of fire.

Although the air of the allands is to thin for the Piglins, Hjaellin and piglins alike in the modern day, have made herbs and breathing apparatuses to help sustain the piglins who wish to live amongst the dimensions. While humans share the same treatments whn going into the nether.

The Voidlands (end)

The voidlands are home to the Voidfolk, humans who are forced to evolve to live a life in the end, and enderlings. There is no atmosphere, no breathable air for Hjaellins and Piglins, and yet there is gravity to the islands that float across the endless void, comparable to the oceans of the alllands.

As if to embody its name, the voidlands are inhabitable for Hjaellin and Piglin alike, but not for Enderlings, Enderlings are tall breathless beings who communicate using telepathy, some who keep their eyes revealed are Enderlings who embrace their nature, a flight or fight response triggered when another being stares into their eyes. Those who cover their eyes arent necessarily blind, but are outcasted by the society of enderlings.

QNA

Q: Can all races be paired with other races?

A: yes though only Alllanders races can have halfspawn, excluding golems as they are an artificial race

Q: Are the hostile/neutral races (piglin, enderman, and vindicators) evil?

A: no, my iterations can have their own motives to being evil/good. meaning you can have enderman merchants with an illager wife, or a piglin with a polycule with some golems they met/made Race Chart

expressive visors are fun to draw 💙