Confusednconfusing - That Intern You Regret Hiring

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

Metatron: Oh, no, I lost a Supreme Archangel because he fell in love with a Demon!!

Metatron: Who should replace him?!

Metatron: Ah, yes. Another Angel who’s also in love with a Demon. Perfect.

God: 🤨

Satan: 🤨

My brain when I enter any public space:

there used to be so many stars in the sky that you would have to scrape away a dozen of them that splattered on your windshield every time you drove somewhere, but now they're being over-hunted to make american flag merchandise. very sad

SHIRT MY FRIEND GOT ME

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

comedy is the linchpin of my sanity rn

please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those