Confusednconfusing - That Intern You Regret Hiring

I thought I was the quippy cerebral scientist type but I think I might just be the small sassy ethnic girl of my canon

omgggg

this is so bad

OHMIGOD TURNS OUT IM NOT FUNNY IM JUST SASSY NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A DIFFERENCE

Some daughter and father bonding🤗

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

I keep having to skip club meetings for my school's writing society and it feels like the universe is challenging me to persevere and prove to myself how important writing is to me.

Alternatively, it's trying to save the world from what I might birth into it.

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

*gets invitation for a social thing*

me: I’m going to need to be so drunk to get through this

Other me: but you’re allergic to alcohol me: *already compiling an apology text* oh noooo what a shame

your fanfiction is valid