Confusednconfusing - That Intern You Regret Hiring

I need an outlet for my marauders brainrot, so here I am, crawling back to tumblr

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“Distance doesn’t separate people. Silence does.”

— Jeff Hood

i would get a lot more done if i spent less time faffing about . but i think 2 hours a day of faffing about is load bearing to my wellbeing. so its more of a "4 hours a day or 2 hours a day" thing

Stayed Gone

so basically Vox sang a song welcoming Alastor back? Like nobody cared/knew that he had returned Except for Vox who broadcasted the announcement which is like the equivalent of throwing a welcome parade.

The funniest thing about being aroace is growing up in middle school and thinking to yourself “…you guys are too young to be dating. We’re kids right now.” And then as you get older and reach college you’re still like “…you guys are too young to get married, how do you even know you like them like that?”

Like no that’s just how allo people are.

Just landed an internship!!

after months of applying

and I’ve had Stupid with Love running through my brain all day since ❤️

maybe bc I listened to it earlier today

Anyways Good luck to students applying rn! job applications r a bitch stay strong 🫶

Get his ass, Gertrude.

leaving a three hour lab be like:

what time is it? why is it dark outside? where did the sun go?

I'm starving.

I'm never doing that again (literally has the same lab scheduled the following week).