Contacthigh520 - Day 901 Of Thinking About Those Ice Sculptures

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So like….anyone else coming to the realization that Barnett was likely a Saian soldier??

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH DANTE 🥳

i’ve fucked guys i should’ve shot in the head

ask game: send me a kink you assume i have and i'll confirm or deny it.

thinking about the omega priests post and olivine. as you do. but more specifically thinking about olivine going to solaria on official church business and coincidentally the scheduling of the trip means that he's going to go into heat during it. which is fine, kind of. it's going to suck a lot going through a heat alone when he's been so thoroughly spoiled by eiden and the clan, but he's had years of practice.

except solaria is really fucking hot. downright unbearable when in heat, especially when you're used to cooler temperatures like resident white boy olivine. and also dante ISN'T used to being around omegas in heat because he's been so isolated for so long. and dante offered to house olivine at his residence because there's a lot of rooms he's not using and what, is he going to make an acquaintance stay at an inn? do you doubt the sun lord's hospitality??

so they're both slowly going insane in close quarters because. olivine can't make the first move. and dante can't make the first move. and they're slowly roasting in horny fumes

How come House never got into a little submarine and fought the virus from inside the body? They say he's a good doctor?

I always liked Quinte.

Mainly because of how Dante and Quincy look together in an aesthetic sense.

BUT then their little cannon dynamic came out.

Now you may be wondering....what dynamic??? They barely interacted in game- yES that is true, Quinte began as a rarepair crackship.

BUT. HEAR ME OUT.

The winter event gave this ship quite the assortment of ~crumbs~.

What I'm talking about is the way Dante is trying his damn hardest to be respectful towards Quincy. Tries his best not to offend him....HE'S BEING SO SUBMISSIVE-

Like the in the carving that boat scene???

Dante was like "ew who did that it's so plain 🙄"

And Quincy responded with the least amount of chalanting ever "I made it what's wrong with it"

Dante iMMEDIEATELY FOLDED LIKE

"nOOO I DIDN'T MEAN TO OFFEND"

It was so funny

Immediately rewired my brain towards them

THEY HAVE THE PERFECT "schoolboy crush" DYNAMIC.

DANTE IS TRYING TO IMPRESS QUINCY SO BAD AND QUINCY'S JUST LIKE: 👍

He yearns for the dilfy embrace in silence....

Like you wouldn't catch Dante DEAD seeking for the approval of others.

But idek there's something about being sometimes acknowledged by an aloof forest daddy that makes him a little giddy...

DO YOU SEE MY VISION- DO YOU SEE MY VISION- DO YOU SEE

*copium*