Latest Posts by contemporarybaby - Page 4
“My blog is just a small glimpse into my sick fucked up mind”
1) i’m in but please please please can the first movie be kiki’s delivery service? then totoro
2) the whole point of sleepovers is to eat pizza and ice cream on the couch!!!!!!
Whose down for a sleep over?
We can make a big blanket fort with a pillow nest underneath it? We can order pizza, make popcorn, and eat ice cream. And we could cuddle and have a Ghibli movie marathon!
Of course, you'd have a thick diaper on under your pj's. We wouldn't want you to miss a moment of the movies for something silly like going potty, would we?
Doesn't it sound like fun?
‼️RARE BUNNY OPPORTUNITY‼️
I've decided that i wanted to do a weekend of 24/7 padded bunny!! This is my first time and I don't know the next time I'll be able to indulge this much...
THAT BEING SAID,
Y'all can send diaper checks whenever and i will do my best to oblige, proof n all 🥰 i looooove showin off and I'm expecting to go through quite a bit this weekend, sooooo ya! I look forward to it 🙂↕️🫶🏻
Let’s sing loudly for mama 🖤
i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself
hey. praise your caregiver in return please. tell them they're a really good dad. tell your mom you love being their kid. tell your big sister you're really glad you have her to take care of you. tell your brother you're grateful for him watching over you. tell your caregiver they're doing a good job and that you appreciate it.
baby’s first before/after big diaper friday post 🌸
mens thighs.
i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good
putting on big girl panties to hang out with my friends for like three hours is basically like going to war 😪
fuck i didn’t check my littles graham crackers for honey now they have botulism
women are hot
me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
🫵 you get me diapers, I send you lots of videos of me in them and humping things and using them. Deal?
top places to publicly overshare online:
tumblr blog
youtube comment section of a song
let's shelter in mama
put me in my place (between your legs, sucking your cock dumbly while you stroke my hair)
dadhusband and kidwife. if you even care
“my daughter turned out fine!!”
umm ur daughter has a fetish for receiving comfort against her will
weird asks that say a lot
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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
I want it to start innocent; just two big babies playing together. Maybe we build a tower, or lay side by side on our stomachs and color.
I want us to slowly merge towards each other until there isn't an inch between us. Both of us have an urge we don’t fully understand, but we do know it means we want to touch each other.
I want you to start rubbing your diaper, letting out little moans. I want to copy you.
I want us to realize it feels even better when we do it to each other. I want to tease you that your diaper is squishy under my hand, even though I know mine is too.
I want to lean forward and feel your lips against mine. I want to pin you to the ground, the colorful play mat, while we grind our diapers against each other and make out.
I want to get caught. One of our caregivers, or maybe that hot babysitter that left us alone for a minute too long. I want them to walk in and gasp, waving their finger at us.
I want to be scolded for doing something so naughty with my friend. I want to blush fiercely and look up at them with big eyes and my finger in my mouth.
I want to be guileless. We're just babies, we didn't know what we were doing. I want them to tell us to keep going so they can watch. I want them to touch themselves over their clothes while we start up again.
I want to finish simultaneously in our diapers and collapse side by side. I want them to ruffle our hair and praise us for working so hard. I want us to fall asleep on the mat; sweaty, out of breath, hands intertwined.
Be you but remember 👆
they forgot to put bell peppers on my sandwich ☹️
yeah sorry they gave me an open wound instead of a heart that's why im like this