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rare Zac Oyama monologue

Reblog for greater sample size.

^_^ I didn’t say simon says *detonates the charges*

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I miss when everyone on my dash listened to Welcome to Night Vale so there’s be a good chance that on any ole day someone would reblog a quote that would grab me by the throat and forcibly ascend me to a higher plane where I understood myself and the universe better and with more kindness but also a little spook

Oh my god it’s the eye guy

I can’t believe she got Kayne…she can’t even appreciate it properly!

Come try my lil mini Malevolent quiz! There are no song lyrics! BIGTIME spoilers through episode 28 (end of season 3). Content warnings similar to those of the show (bugs, mentions of violence & bodily fluids, paranoia, among others. If you've got squicks in the show you may find them in here too!)

Please don't hate me it's a JOKE it's ALL A JOKE your honor I love him 😥🥺😭