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on their way to fight the joker

Keep your priorities straight: post fic.

Tony: my goal in life is to remain a bachelor and be rich

Pepper: hi

Tony: scratch that, my goal in life is to be married to this beautiful woman and live our best life, only the two of us, no kids.

Peter: hi, mr. Stark, my name is..

Tony: fuck all my plans, my goal in life is to adopt this kid.

Tim Drake: Robin #7

You call his ass out, Bernard !

continuing the struggle to understand motorcycle anatomy

featuring joyful batdad based on an actual comic panel

[DC] Stephanie in her batgirl and robin suit 🫶💜 plus a couple cass doodles

Sooo yeah, a little draw of Cass and Steph!

This is my first time ever posting my art so hehe very exciting…

One of my least favorite things to think about simply because it hurts not because it's objectively a bad premise —is Bruce just gradually showing up less?

When he gets Dick he is so young, scared of messing up, his study bookcase full of parenting books. The result is that he shows up—for every mathelete meeting or parent teacher day or silly outing to the mall. Then Jason enters his life— its definitely a learning curve and while he isn't there for every event he still shows up, he tries to take Jason to the library on Saturday and show up to school debate but sometimes Alfred or Babs will go in his place. Tim is another story— he doesn't have to show up, Tim never asks, and Bruce never offers.

And Damian, well, Damian has Dick.

Sometimes, his two oldest sons feel a stab of something, not exactly nostalgia—but something a bit more bitter. They look at the tough lines around his mouth and the set in his brow and wonder when Bruce started to be less Bruce and More Batman.

“writing fanfics is something I do in my free time for fun. I will not treat it like a job and will instead treat it like a hobby because that’s what it is.”

also how it feels being a fanfic writer:

All our times have come, here but now they're gone

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Quentin Beck, Peter Parker Additional Tags: Time Skips, Reincarnation, Past Lives, Magic, Quentin Beck’s Mysterio Illusions, Quentin Beck Being an Asshole, Peter Parker is So Done, Angry Peter Parker, Dick Grayson is Peter Parker’s Biological Parent Series: Part 13 of Peter Grayson Summary:

What’s worse than having your civilian identity outed to the whole world, mess up in trying to fix, and having to be reborn into another world because staying in your old one would tear it apart?

Running into the man that started this whole mess in the middle of the day!

Peter wishes this was all a messed up nightmare.

Clark absolutely plays it up when he meets little kids dressed like Batman in Metropolis, referring to them as his old friend and making them ecstatic. He also has a habit of helping any little Robins he finds do flips.

Batman runs into little Supermans in Gotham and sends Clark photos of them from his lenses captioned with things like, "On the job for six years and already better than you" or answering questions about Supes like "Yes I am his boss."

jay jay siwa

Bruce without his cowl (DC vs Vampires #2)

The Joker War, Pt 4. Written by James Tynion IV, with artist Jorge Jiménez and colorist Tomeu Morey

i love you girl who thinks she's something not worth loving back

(weakly) aha,, Jason...Todd...... :'))) hope the red isn't going to be a problem if so it's paint alright I'll put a tw in the tags just in case- idk how to use tumblr o(-(

Jason: “They’re children, Bruce! They shouldn’t be soldiers in your crusade!”

Bruce: “The children, Jason. They yearn for the capes.”

im obsessed with the idea that gothamites 100% know who all the batkids are, like “ for sure Dick Grayson is nightwing #thebuttsmatch” and they figured out all their identities and who it correlates to, “ofc the newest robin with all the swords is Damian Wayne!!” but they refuse to even consider Bruce and The Batman being the same guy. it just doesn’t make sense?? Brucie Wayne, dressing up as a bat and calling himself vengeance???? as if???? also he’s from bristol???? can’t possibly be Brucie. Like they genuinely believe that Bruce is the father to a whole gaggle of themed vigilantes and just doesn’t know it. Anytime his kids disappear during a gala, he gets a bunch of pitiful looks and he can’t leave bc everyone’s looking at him now??

This actually works into a lot of ppls theories that Brucie is The Batman’s sugar daddy, bc clearly they’re together and co parenting the batkids??

When someone says they like Batman and you have to slowly find out if it’s “Batman is super cool and I like the few movies I saw” like or “here are all the robins and my top 16 or smth of all the kids” like

I’m just gonna leave this here.

(I watched Spider-Man: Homecoming last night.)

The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀

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Comes with labels

my soft spot is literally just… it’s red guys. Without fail it’s the character with a red motif. If they have anger management issues that’s just even better

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

should this be my next fic 😭

i need the batfam fandom to give damian the same energy we give tom hollands peter parker in fics like

i want Field Trip to Wayne Enterprises fics

fics where damian gets phone calls from his famous siblings in class

fics where damian has to deal with the other kids watching thirst traps of his older siblings

fics where he’s getting bullies and one of them shows up in full vigilante attire to scare the middle school bully

just

damian al ghul wayne fanfic that centers around his school life and protective family

happy family!