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Childhood friends to lovers au
mcu x dc crossover but its rookie actor!tim drake x award winning director! peter parker
this idea has been in my drafts for a hot min like ughhhh, i wanna make it enemies to lovers
remember when i said Bruce would forget his kids arre adopted?
imagine the same thing but opposite w damian for some reason.
Damian starts showing interest in medical stuff and Alfred lightly comments, "just like his grandfather," and Bruce hums with a finger on his chin, "Ra's?" and Alfred gives him a look and THEN Bruce realises, oh his father. his side of the family. because he's the dad. for real this time. ohhhhh.
The small boy and the big demon. (Jason Todd - Damian Wayne)
i should have known he was a red flag when he said he was batman but couldn't name any robins.
i have a few chapters of my mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.
you are one hell of a soldier bc friendship breakups are no joke.
once i get my shit together imma re-read your peter grayson series, literally my comfort fics. you're such an amazing and inspiring writer ily
i have a few chapters of mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.
i have a few chapters of my mcu x dc crossover waiting to be edited but i mentally can't do it. never date a man named tony when you're writing about tony stark. makes me recoil.
Kim dokja somehow won the custody battle (he fully expected Yjh to win) and he doesnt know how to proceed.
Lee jihye
I love the headcanon that as alfred gets older, he reminisces more and will sometimes just drop the craziest grandpa lore.
Damian: *complaining about a history project at school about the british monarchy*
Alfred: Ah... I do miss those sweet secret meetings with Lizzie.
Bruce, Tim, and Dick, who had been absently listening while working on a case: Lizzie???
Alfred *looking wistfully out the window*: I dont think Philip ever realized i was more than just the best butler in the palace
Bruce: ... Alfred, did you have an affair with the queen of england?
Imagine if some Gothamites actually has this some sort of small fandoms within the internet where they actually argue who bruce/batman's lover actually is or who's ship seems to be more canon.(But with a twist cuz batkids would literally get in to this type of stuff)
Dick with a username "@ nightwingluvr6000": NO NO LISTEN LISTEN. CATWOMAN?? AND BATMAN?? DEF A PERFECT COMBO. I WAS LITERALLY THERE AND SAW IT WITH MY OWN EYES.
Jason "@ ykredhood69": OGs will know that Hal Jordan actually casually flirts with the batman from that one clip..outdid all of your faves smh.
Steph "@ thatpurplegirl": Screw all your ships, have you seen the chemistry between two face and batman? THE TENSION WAS THERE. IT WAS SO VISIBLE I COULD SEE IT IN THE AIR.
Cass "@ pitchpancake": Pussies, have you seen the way he and that one guy interviewer flirts with each other?they literally take the whole damn cake out of all of this.
Damian "@damiedraws" : imagine arguing the dumbest sh1t on the internet like unemployed fools with nothing better to do with their lives than argue like 7 year olds. Real ones know that SuperBat is the realest out there, much more real and clear than your 20/20 vision.
Duke, reading the entire beef on twitter: Wow, i expected you to side with Dick or even ship Bruce to your own mother but never expected you to be a superbat fan.
Damian: He treats me ice cream.
just looking at my old fics from 2021-2023 has my stomach in knots
this is hilarious
I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose
i am literally in love with this
Since we all agree that people of the Alley of Crime adore Red Hood and believe in him, I think it is time to imagine Jason in a scene similar to the one from OG Spiderman, where his identity is accidentally outted in front of crowd of people, and they all are just choose to protect him and help him out.
So maybe Gotham is facing especially nasty trouble, and vigilantes are on the receiving end this time. So maybe Jason is thrown at the dirty Alley in his part of town, wounded, with helmet flying off, and there is just a crowd of people staring as bleeds out, astonished. And Jason thinks, oh, that's the end — he can go and shoot himself, honestly, because he just failed the man rule every vigilante have: never show your face, never reveal your identity.
But people are... helping him? His eyes are half-open, breath laboured and pained, but all he hears is gentle murmuring:
'God, he is just a kid...'
'He must be younger than my son.'
'Poor child...'
He feels soft elderly hand against his cheek as someone from the crowd, an ex nurse, comes closer to bandage his injuries, while a kid, barely with the size of his helmet, brings it back, sticking out their tongue as they try to place it back on his head, to hide his face.
'It is okay,' the old woman reassures him. 'You are safe with us, son. We hadn't seen anything.'
Jason's eyes sting, because, oh.
It is his people. He loves them. He will die for them.
And they love him just as much.
He still waits for someone to out him, though. But the week ends, the villain is out of the picture, and no one says a thing. The only proof that it ever happened is civilians, who keep waving at Jason — not Red Hood, just Jason — when their paths cross somewhere in the shops or streets.
And that's how he knows that it is them; it is them, and they keep him safe as much as he keeps safe them.
Chapters: 2/4 Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Dick Grayson/Koriand'r Characters: Dick Grayson, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Jason Todd, Alfred Pennyworth, Cassandra Cain, Earth-16 Rick Grayson, Tim Drake (DCU), Council of Spiders (DCU), mention - Character, Koriand’r, Barbara Gordon, Aunt May Parker (Marvel) Additional Tags: Amnesia, Temporary Amnesia, Amnesiac Dick Grayson, Hospitals, Hospitalization, Medical Inaccuracies, Protective Peter Parker, Kid Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Court of Owls, Dick Grayson is Peter Parker’s Biological Parent, Dick Grayson and Richard Parker (Marvel) are the Same Person, Head Injury, Bullying, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Protective Jason Todd, Jason Todd is a Menace, Protective Dick Grayson, Abandonment Series: Part 14 of Peter Grayson Summary:
“But you don’t remember me…” Peter sniffles out.
“I still love you.” Dick says with a soft smile.
Peter burst into tears and continued to cry in his father’s shoulder.
___
Dick gets a head injury that results in him having amnesia.
The Bats are finally getting their questions about their little spider answered.
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Dick Grayson & Peter Parker Characters: Dick Grayson, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Jason Todd, Alfred Pennyworth, Cassandra Cain, Earth-16 Rick Grayson, Tim Drake (DCU), Council of Spiders (DCU), mention - Character Additional Tags: Amnesia, Temporary Amnesia, Amnesiac Dick Grayson, Hospitals, Hospitalization, Medical Inaccuracies, Protective Peter Parker, Kid Peter Parker, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Court of Owls, Dick Grayson is Peter Parker’s Biological Parent, Dick Grayson and Richard Parker (Marvel) are the Same Person, Head Injury Series: Part 14 of Peter Grayson Summary:
“But you don’t remember me…” Peter sniffles out.
“I still love you.” Dick says with a soft smile.
Peter burst into tears and continued to cry in his father’s shoulder.
___
Dick gets a head injury that results in him having amnesia.
The Bats are finally getting their questions about their little spider answered.
better late than never 🎃👻
lowkey forgot about this site
MANNN 💔💔
TRICK OR TREAT?
Trick, I hate the minions. 😂😂😂
i wanna do trick or treating. turn on your asks plslslsslkss
please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please
alfred's letter to bruce in batman #83
No mangoes left behind
Now I can’t stop. I’m condemned to draw Damian and Capybaras forever
i forgot i have four fics in the anon collection...i thought it was two completed ones. nope, two are ongoing...
just got my heart broken, time to be productive and write pure angst! 🎉🎉