I Would Be Unstoppable If I Had More Free Time And A Functional Body. It Would Be So Over For All Of

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

You are loved.

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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make

Unironically love logging onto Tumblr dot com to see a beloved mutual has discovered a new batch of sad old men to sink their teeth into and shake vigorously like a dog that caught a squirrel and following the dash backwards to the post that made them pick up the scent. Truly unparalleled social media experience.

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith