Too Tired/low Spoons To Put An Image ID But. I Hate This Specific Kind Of Ableism I’ve Had Handed To

Diversity win! The unregulated monarch that singlehandedly shuffles around the class system of a whole nation on a whim with no regard for his citizens is gay!

this is like seeing an amazon drone in your backyard but half of its components are missing and your cat has peed on it twice. girl go home you are wasted

Guys i only ate like 3 wizards there please stop calling me the Beast of Crymythwarre i was just Hungry,

wizard council please stop sending wizards to hunt me down they will just end up becoming snacks and im worried about my weight

yours grimacely,

Moveriath (Smoothie

5houghts on the minecraft movie teaser trailer?

I hope everyone involved with the film finds themselves stricken by the Pharaoh's curse and they all die within the span of 4 years

hm. yet again my pinned post activates the curse that makes me have to go back on my words almost instantly. shit.

might have to make my blog adults only soon

you might THINK that pissing off a spring dragon is easiest to deal with because their abilities literally heal anything they touch but they are still big and you know. dragon strong.

EMBER DRAGONS on the other hand. oh you can kick those guys like the football. what are they gonna do? eat rocks about it?

changing my name to "Josh" and immediately seeing a leaderboard and annotated minimap appear in multiple corners of my vision

my bad guys i left the bismuth dragons alone for a couple decades and now they set up a panopticon-style swarm of amazon echo dots mandated by the city-state in everyone's homes that see everything entirely by sound

the only upside is that the one dragon whose consciousness is in all of them can barely process all the information at once, so action on any suspicious activity IS delayed a couple. hours.

oh shit i forgot to make that post. its been a few months and uh. HAHA YES IM FREE. i sure am. do you get context for this? no. but i remember. :3

one of these days i will make a post thats just like "HAHA YES! I'M FREE!!!!" and then you will know. i will be free.

gotta love crippling perfectionism kicking in when it literally doesnt matter and i can do whatever i want