you might THINK that pissing off a spring dragon is easiest to deal with because their abilities literally heal anything they touch but they are still big and you know. dragon strong.
EMBER DRAGONS on the other hand. oh you can kick those guys like the football. what are they gonna do? eat rocks about it?
Diversity win! The unregulated monarch that singlehandedly shuffles around the class system of a whole nation on a whim with no regard for his citizens is gay!
for the last time, you CANNOT pet the Sensory Management Companions. they are grown-ass adults and work very hard to keep their clients from being harassed by the Stimuli
no, just because they are night dragons does not mean they are evil. yes i know they literally hide in the clients' shadows. no you cannot pet them. stop asking to pet them.
yes they are doing a good job- do you want to have your color vision revoked for 7-9 business days
my bad guys i left the bismuth dragons alone for a couple decades and now they set up a panopticon-style swarm of amazon echo dots mandated by the city-state in everyone's homes that see everything entirely by sound
the only upside is that the one dragon whose consciousness is in all of them can barely process all the information at once, so action on any suspicious activity IS delayed a couple. hours.
platinum dragon stole my car's catalytic converter and then ran away with a x3 on its stupid fucking screen face
You are never safe from electrocution. Maelstrom dragons can only really GET YOU if it's wet, so you might think to escape to the deserts, but watch out
Electrum dragons can more easily GET YOU with their static buildup the drier it is, with water being their counter. The safer you are from one, the more the other can attack
makes you wonder if theres ever been team rocket like duos of these guys
as some of you who pay more attention may know, i have made quite a lot of dragons. so many. and now, i have FINALLY come up with a good name for their world. so now i can loredump without it being confused for the dragon fact blogs (love those guys btw)
any coming posts about my personal silly dragons will be tagged "#dragons of keppel" and/or "#keppel lore"
not sure if all art of them will be, but some will.