Guy Who Transforms Into A Swarm Of Locusts When Shaken Vigorously: Hey Can You Turn The Music Down It's

as some of you who pay more attention may know, i have made quite a lot of dragons. so many. and now, i have FINALLY come up with a good name for their world. so now i can loredump without it being confused for the dragon fact blogs (love those guys btw)

any coming posts about my personal silly dragons will be tagged "#dragons of keppel" and/or "#keppel lore"

not sure if all art of them will be, but some will.

impatient man: bus driver can you go faster im late for work

worlds most obedient bus driver: whatever you say boss

guy on the bus who turns in to a hungry pack of wild hyenas whenever hes traveling faster than 30mph:

human shoulders have NO RIGHT being that tasty i swear

bi is short for bites you bites you bites you

Art Side Blog

i did the thing guys i made a side blog where i reblog my art to so if you hate me and just want to see my art and not any of my other presence then go follow @smoothies-scrawlings

all future random thoughts will be tagged with "#smoothie's ramblings" and the art will now get "#smoothie's scrawlings" for more organization

You are not That Bitch. Being That Bitch is the grind-killer. Being That Bitch is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the pressure of The Bit. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where it has gone, there will be nothing. Only 💦💦Big Top💦💦(45) will remain.

Sweating chanting "You are not That Bitch you are just being rude to strangers on Grindr" in the bathroom mirror like a littany

i sat through a full hour of a guy doing art improvement over many many days and i am at the end of my will to live. why boxes???????? i cri

kindred

i for real dont even post anymore. the watchful scroller. silencepilled lurkmaxxer. the readerrrrrrrrr. insane.

sometimes i feel guilty for not posting but like. thats not my job im not obligated to do that. just wish i could show off my art WAIT OH MY GOD I FORGOT FOR THE SEVEN THOUSANDTH TIME I HAVE A PATREON I NEED TO SET THAT UP RIGHTTTTTTT

this is about proshippers btw. i know very little about them but what i do know scares me. stay away pretty please.

i love you block button i love you tag filtering i love you "this post is not for me" button i love you tumblr i am being besieged by so many blogs i dont want anywhere near me right now

tumblr might be the thing that finally makes me learn to just leave spaces with things and people that make me angry or uncomfortable instead of fighting it

show your local dragons some love by contributing to their hoards (especially if they have more specific things) (they will remember this and you can summon them in your hour of need)