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imagine if dragons could get their breath weapons enchanted with a spell. like the nefarious state-funded police force (questing knights) are raiding a dragon's cave and it hits them with acid breath that also casts Ralchear's Unskippable Advertisement. or a dragon that can only breathe little sparkler sparks gets help from the friendly wizard and now casts Greater Cone of Chlorine Trifluoride simultaneously.

what im saying is wizards and dragons could have symbiotic relationship and reshape the world in their image

for the last time, you CANNOT pet the Sensory Management Companions. they are grown-ass adults and work very hard to keep their clients from being harassed by the Stimuli

no, just because they are night dragons does not mean they are evil. yes i know they literally hide in the clients' shadows. no you cannot pet them. stop asking to pet them.

yes they are doing a good job- do you want to have your color vision revoked for 7-9 business days

patron request for struggling single mom loki 🐎🐍🐺💀

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

kindred

sometimes i like scrolling through the "stuff for you" because the tumblr algorithm is like a little buddy trying to show me its new hyperfixation. it went from mcyt to breaking bad to wings of fire. no advertisements. just beep boop fixations.

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

once again an unfriendly reminder that terfs and other transphobes can fuck off my blog and bleed out behind a burger king :)

i am literally nonbinary and have so many trans friends you are my mortal enemy and i wish you nothing but pain until you change your ways. Its not middle school anymore, grow up.

this bad boy can fit so many organs

He glow

thank you tumblr very cool