My name is Emily, and I’m a 22-year-old who redownloaded tumblr to relive my teenage phandom days 🫶🏻
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Just woke up at 5 AM in a cold sweat and my only coherent thought was “Dan and Phil.” And sure enough they have posted an emotionally devastating 17-slide Instagram story. Now someone tell me how Mr. and Mr. Amazing programmed my brain to wake up from a dead sleep and sense they had posted
ok. reblog this if youre a phannie thats down to be dmed randomly when i need to freak out about these losers. thank you
like. phil's been getting really into grilling. he puts on gaga while they clean. dan's an expert at their fancy little coffee machine. he takes out the bins and phil does the laundry. they have a ridiculous voice-activated trashcan just because they think it's funny and when dan's grandma comes over she can't make it open. they watch birds out the window in their living room and have a coffee table that's maybe a little bit non-functional but you can lean over and reach it and besides they have smaller slidey ones on the couch proper. dan's always playing piano. phil's so proud of the onion he put in the pasta he made dan when he was sick. fifteen years ago dan had just booked tickets to meet him for the first time and now god they share a life and a home and everything together
ohhh but something about dan in these videos lately has been giving danisnotonfire all grown up and free we love to see it
like what do you MEAN we've only just finished the Europe part of the tour and we've gotten:
December/October discourse
Fake Philslion denial
danussy D:
Phil falling off stage
Gay little dates
The assertion that Phil can cook A Single (one(1)) dish (it is spaghetti)
Dozens of earth-shattering m&g photos
far too many No But Seriously Imagine It mentions
far too many Wedding mentions
Hoodie strings discourse
Tour bus confirmation
A stolen prop
clothing sharing confirmation
gay little video
you're telling me they have THREE OTHER LEGS OF THE TOUR TO DO??? i am afraid
Some big blogs seem to think they’re too good to tag phan, I’m glad danielhowell has finally decided to step up and do his part
we need to be really fucking afraid. like we need to start seriously preparing beyond our wildest dreams because at yesterday’s q&a
directly after phil said “no seriously imagine it” and zoned out, he pointed at the cardboard cutout of gerard way and said, and i QUOTE:
“that would be— we should get a picture that before- because then we could- use it for the Thing on the Thing day”
the Thing on the Thing day????? and now apparently their director posted that they’ll be at the vegas mcr/fob festival Like is this fucking play about us?
one must imagine dan pushing phil up that hill happy
Just occurred to me that the two major gaming channel events have always been spooky week and gamingmas… aka October and December. It was right there in front of us the whole time
if you've seen preshow pics from Warsaw floating on twitter, yeah those are probably mine lol
I agree that phil is evil but the fact that he forgot his line straight before that as well almost makes me think this was a genuine slip up?
Asking because I’m a cis straight woman, and sometimes I feel like I’m infringing in a queer space by being in the dip n pip community. I’ve been here since 2014, but I know how awful it’s been for queer people historically and presently to find communities where they feel safe and accepted, so sometimes I worry that I’m literally the ONLY cis straight phannie and I’m appropriating queer culture and being an imposter in a queer community. I want to be a better ally to you guys so please let me know how I can do that! If this post is in any way insensitive or rude please let me know and I’ll take it down. I just wanted to start the conversation as someone who is trying to be a good ally to my queer friends online and irl 🫶🏻✨💖
UPDATE they said December again tonight I rescind my previous statement everyone go crazy
Did Phil say October or December tonight please I have to know
Update. He said neither—just “15 years of Dan and Phil” full stop. So now I feel kinda bad because it seems like he may have slipped. So let’s all pretend we know nothing I guess. December who? All I know is October 19
Did Phil say October or December tonight please I have to know
Did Phil say October or December tonight please I have to know
Dnp are kind of insane for telling us that the show is “contextless boyfriend approved” like why would they motivate us to bring people who are unfamiliar with them to this fucking show. They got the closest I think you can legally get to having sex on stage without getting the show age restricted and you want us to have to sit through that with our clueless partners, friends and family members?!?!
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Day 1 of making bracelets for my Austin TIT besties ✨ Give me ideas and I’ll make them! I bought an absurd amount of beads
So um. No one was going to warn me that JOSH DUN SINGS NOW????
SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL (does anyone have a recording of the song PLEASE)
I want the Dan and Phil made me gay shirt so bad but. But I’m not gay. And I feel like it would be appropriating the dnp lesbian army culture
Literally saw someone say “it’s because the Q&A was meant to be about the tour, they said wrong inbox because the question wasn’t on theme” I swear people will believe anything but the idea that 15-year soulmates and companions through life who share a mortgage are a couple
dan and phil said “we’re not qualified to give advice on breakups” to the shock of no one
Watched the new video with my fiancé (I’m trying to convert him) and he said “They look really gay in this video. Like, in a good way” and I couldn’t agree more
saying "you missed the memo" on reading out a question asking how to get over a breakup is the most fucking quintessential not-quite-a-hard-launch thing they've said so far
DANGER MEN AT WORK REFERENCE???? IN 2024???
thinking once again about one of the greatest series of photos i’ve ever seen. like the way dan changes when phil appears?? beautiful