Honestly We Should Not Have Been Surprised That Ianthe And Gideon Became Friends

yes, and

marylene is the new marylily

quillkiller is the new rosekiller

prongsfoot is the new wolfstar

moonwater is the new jegulus

I beg you I was alone in the darkness with the wolves (I thought no one shipped prongsfoot) I have been suffering in my quest of finding my light (searching the internet all night for prongsfoot content) and I have finally found peace (downloaded tumblr) because there is always light at the end of the tunnel (there ARE prongsfoot shippers and I need all of you to be my moots)

Chapter 4 of The Worst Victor is finally out <3

(by the same username on ao3)

i could do a ted talk on how the jedi asking anakin to spy on palpatine for them was the final nail in the dark side coffin

every day i wake up, brush my teeth, eat breakfast, and spend thirty minutes manifesting that the wedding in alecto the ninth is kirianthe

me but it was merlot

drunk on french rosé and suddenly shauna shipman is making out with a girl on my tv screen... after holding her at knifepoint and threatening her no less... happy valentines day to me i think i ascended

John is like the main guy from Yesterday, but instead of forgetting the Beatles everyone forgot catholicism and tumblr memes

For the consideration of TLT artists: Judith murdering Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi but it’s Mercymorn killing John with Augustine as the maid servant

James is like guys help me pick an outfit because he's finally scored a date with lily and the others already know what outfit to choose but they still make him wear the tightest fits he has first so they have an excuse to admire his bulging biceps and fat ass and touch his body to "adjust the clothes". He remains oblivious to the leers of course.

James: alright, how do we look?

Peter: dunno...turn around for us?

James: oh yeah! [Turns around]

Remus: (groan) Merlin, that is criminal

James: what? Does it look bad?

Sirius: Nope. I think the colors are clashing this time. The pants look fine though

Peter: really fine

Remus: so fine

Sirius: let's change the top then [passes the smallest shirt you've ever seen]

James: okay! :D

everyone has a crush on James bc I said so

your james potter gets mad at sirius post prank my james potter kills severus in broad daylight to see sirius happy