“but—but—mace Windu Was Soooo Mean To Anakin🥺🥺he Didn’t Let Him Be A Master🥺🥺”

The Emperor Undying, the Kindly Prince, Necroslut Prime.

Sirius would be one of those evil men who end arguments by saying "let's agree to disagree" or "it is what it is" when he's objectively wrong

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64306042

I did it! :)

I’m planning an au fic where Maysilee wins the 50th hunger games 🤭 it’ll centre around life as a mentor, up until the end of the 74th games

and she’s also a lesbian in it duh

Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, while sex is what Sirius Black is having with James Potter tonight. Stay tuned.

this is my niche ong pls

the urge to write a yellowjackets x marauders au is soooooo strong right now

marylene = mary x marlene

jily = james x lily

jilypad = james x lily x sirius

prongsfoot = james x sirius

quillkiller = rita x bellatrix

:)))))

(yeah i dont understand jegulus)

my marauders hot takes:

- fav romantic ships are prongsfoot, jily, jilypad, quillkiller, and marylene

- i dont think james would hate sirius after the prank

- remus is the last person to be a casanova (that was james, sirius, and mary)

- i looove the characterization of the marauders as the best friendship quad ever but we forget it was described in the books as “james + sirius… and their two side kicks” (obv they still became animagi for remus so he was very close to them, but sirius and james were always the main duo)

- i dont believe in “young peter was a different person,” he was always a coward that gravitated towards the most powerful person (in hogwarts that was james/sirius’ popularity, in the war that was voldemort)

- remus was not the smartest marauder (in their year the smartest students were sirius, james, and lily)

- ik it birthed the fandom, but i dont really like wolfstar that much

from 17-21 he obsessed over his cuffed best friend, then he was in prison at 21 years old for 12 years, and lived in a cave after than until he died

high chance virgin!sirius is canon

i have gotten to the point in my sirius obsession where he's a small cock virgin by the way

i think we need more mean guy friend sirius. he is a bitch to all his female friends and they hit him (yes he knows we should stop no he won't go a day wo telling them they've gained weight)

once upon a time is the theatre kid version of riverdale

lily being marlene's lesbian awakening is very important to me