"If you use em dash in your works, it makes them look AI generated. No real human uses em dash."
Imaging thinking actual human writers are Not Real because they use... professional writing in their works.
Imagine thinking millions of people who have been using em dash way before AI becomes a thing are all robots.
me, screaming as they drag me away: the blacks were blood supremacists, but not death eaters!! regulus was not forced to join voldemort, he did that on his own accord!! the blacks were rich and old and powerful and thought they were better than everybody, especially the young halfblood whos runs a cult
The day marauders fans stop mischaracterising Regulus, Barty, and Evan by treating them like they’re innocent little babies who “had no choice” is the day i’ll rest peacefully.
“We need more fucked up women characters” “we need more evil gay characters” oh but Ianthe Tridentarius is too much for you? A woman eats her cousin, puppets his corpse around like a meat bag, and sides with an all powerful god-emperor and suddenly she’s “wrong” and what she’s doing is “unforgivable”? God forbid women have hobbies.
i trust walter a far as i can throw him (which is not at all, despite the weightlifting i’ve been doing)
while he is right about how the yellowjackets treat misty—they are shit friends—it’s not his place to say. the healthy response would be to go “hey misty, i really care about you, and i i don’t like that your friends don’t seem to check up on you. maybe touch base with them?”
but that’s not what he does. walter takes the manipulative approach: your friends are fake, i’m the only one who cares about you, i’ve done so much for you, what have your ‘friends’ ever done for you? he’s trying to isolate her from her peers and make misty reliant on him, the stranger she met a few weeks ago who seems way too eager to kill people for her
i don’t think he gives a fuck about misty. i’m not sure what his goals are, whether as a citizen detective he wants to solve the mystery of the yellowjackets, whether he knows someone who didn’t survive, whether he’s a hired pi, or a serial killer, etc…
all i know is he is not to be trusted
i think my biggest issue with the “i wish i was a lesbian so i wouldnt have to date men” people (other than the obvious neglect of homophobia) is that i am a lesbian not because i hate men but because i LOVE women
we are not on the same level
the universe made u straight cuz i would not be a good enough lesbian sorry you failed the audition
the fundamental criteria for being a lesbian is loving women; hating men is a cheap knock-off, and you’re misinterpreting our scripture
“im supposed to be a lesbian, i hate men ” you say, yet you still centre men gtfo rookie
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Dykes
happy lesbian visibility week; i made obiwan and anakin butch
I’m planning an au fic where Maysilee wins the 50th hunger games 🤭 it’ll centre around life as a mentor, up until the end of the 74th games
and she’s also a lesbian in it duh
Walburga's portrait in a rage all the time
But Euphemia's portrait gets angry in one situation: when her boys are accused of incest, because she knows for sure how many children she has given birth to and she's absolutely sure that Sirius is a member of her family, not because he's her son, but because he's her son's husband
i can't get over ianthe trying to convince gideon how fucking little she means to harrow by comparing her to corona; that harrow never loved her bc she didn't want to remember her and ianthe herself would never let go of anything coronabeth. love is a revenant; you keep strands of hair and envelopes and a note that says good morning. because you can't help it.
and then we get fucking hit by magnus telling harrow that her burying gideon in her mind is her keeping gideon's things like a lover keeping old notes. that she's stuffed her away in a drawer she can't look at, that her keeping gideon like that is her version of keeping that ripped-up dance card. and it's so cruel for harrow to hear that abigail has to speak up and try to hold him back.
hear me out. solider x nurse blackinnon with past prongsfoot, but james died in the war