Me And My Cousin Have An Ongoing Bit Where We Pretend We Made "slightly Better" Versions Of Things Where

do you think obi wan and cody would always tell each other that "duty comes first" and they both know it should but also they are both kinda lying to themselves cause they both see each other as more important than their duty, they just can't act on it. and then order 66 happens. and obi wan finds out that it was an order from palpatine. and he thinks that after everything, duty did come first for cody.

me but it was merlot

drunk on french rosé and suddenly shauna shipman is making out with a girl on my tv screen... after holding her at knifepoint and threatening her no less... happy valentines day to me i think i ascended

Jilypad happens because the three of them are out fighting in the war and a big explosion happens and they get separated and are all so afraid they’ve lost eachother that when they finally all get home to realise the others are there too James and lilys first instincts are to kiss sirius and vice versa. Then they all step back like oopsie wtf we just kissed our best friend…

And then they fuck nasty style about it all through the night and half of the next morning, then they go to have bunch in Jilys kitchen and can’t stop touching eachother whilst they all cook and they feed eachother then abandon their meal halfway through to fuck nasty again.

Then a week or so later Lily finds out she’s pregnant and they Freak Out because her and James haven’t been fucking as much lately with all the heavy moods they’ve been in from the war going on, so they immediately think she’s pregnant from That Night and they know any ejactjaltiown that happened near Lilys vag was done by Sirius and Sirius only and so they’re like Omg Sirius knocked Lily up!

Lilys stressed because her husbands best friend knocked her up, Sirius is terrified because he does Not want to pass on his terrible family line and was sure he was going to end it and doesn’t know if he’s ready to be a dad yet. James is over the moon excited because his best friend just knocked up his wife and they’re all gonna be a family!!! And their baby is gonna look like the girl he’s in love with And the boy he’s in love with and he’s so happy about it.

And then they find out it was actually James that knocked her up and then they’re all kinda…. Sad. Because they had plans starting, for the three of them to raise this kid together, one big happy family, two dads and one amazing mum.

But they decide to do it anyway. James and Lily beg Sirius to move in with them and be their boyfriend, and Sirius becomes godfather to Harry but he’s also Harry’s second dad, which he’s stoked about because he gets to be a dad without passing on his shitty bloodline and if he’s bad at his job he knows James is gonna be a brilliant dad so Harry’s garenteed to turn out fine!

The senate has the chance to do the funniest thing this Ides of March

Prongsfoot pipeline:

Man, James and Sirius are besties

Prongsfoot platonic soulmates!!

James and Sirius are more than friends, they’re like brothers

James and Sirius would choose each other over their romantic partners (in a brotherly way)

Haha i love it when James and Sirius joke about being lovers and everyone thinks they’re dating, but they aren’t cuz that would be incest, right?

they were each others first “practice kiss”

they were each others gay awakening

it wouldn’t be that weird if they kissed, right?

Wait… romantic prongsfoot is kinda… but like ironically

they’re in love. its basically canon and its taken over my life

the hot usurper queen npc my dm made (that my pc is now romancing)

i love her design (much respect to my wonderful dm)

hear me out. solider x nurse blackinnon with past prongsfoot, but james died in the war

I beg you I was alone in the darkness with the wolves (I thought no one shipped prongsfoot) I have been suffering in my quest of finding my light (searching the internet all night for prongsfoot content) and I have finally found peace (downloaded tumblr) because there is always light at the end of the tunnel (there ARE prongsfoot shippers and I need all of you to be my moots)

YES, my favourite thing about TLT is that ALL the characters are described as kinda ugly in some way (except corona and alecto)

sometimes I'll see fanart of harrow where she's like a sexy bone goddess. NO. it's very important to convey that harrow is a bone gremlin, and the only sexy thing about her is how emotionally unavailable she is

i came across that post where someone redrew the cougar diva with piercings but they gave her the disney feminization treatment and it pmo !! shes a stud! a butch! an androgynous baddie! i had to do smth about it