And Why Do I Remember It? It Wasn't Remarkable. It Wasn't Special. It Was Just A Moment, Maybe Eight,

new year, new me! I'm going to get even sillier

The car is rattling. It's subtle; you wouldn't notice it if it wasn't your car. You've been driving it for years. You turn the music up louder and try not to worry.

The check engine light is on.

Actually, all of my systems are nervous

My wife: Do you want a wordle hint? It's pretty esoteric and random - I don't know how helpful it'll be

Me: Yeah actually

My wife: It's part of the title to one of my favorite glass animals songs

Me, .2 seconds later: Oh! I got it.

I miss her

After all, do they not bleed?

I wonder if you miss me

I am preparing for battle (going to the post office to kindly and politely ask where my missing package is)

I’ve found myself on many planes recently, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that some of y’all really need to clean out your pools. Them things lookin’ greener than a tree frog on Saint Patrick’s Day, goddog! 

I like to think I’m a strong sailor, but even I can’t resist the siren’s song of the arts and crafts aisle in the Walmart