I’ve found myself on many planes recently, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that some of y’all really need to clean out your pools. Them things lookin’ greener than a tree frog on Saint Patrick’s Day, goddog! 
Me, buying a box of strawberries: I hope I can eat all these before they go bad, there are so many
Me, the next day: where did all my berries go 🧍♀️ (I eated them)
I love you imperfectly. Yet I love you endlessly.
Not by blood, but by spirit
Sweet child, I am the devil’s lover, manipulation and I are sisters, guilt and I are family. And I, I darling, I am made of pure hell fire. I will be fine.
Nothing like the horror of realizing your middle school writing is forever on the internet. Anywho. Moving right along.
Fun fact! It costs zero dollars ($0.00 USD) to be kind :)
I hope I’m a better sister to you than she was to me. I love you so much it hurts. I think about you every day. You’re an ass, you can be a pain, and you can be unkind. But I would walk into fire for you. I would do anything to keep you safe. I wish I could do more for you.
I don’t know how you see me, but I’d rather be kind and uncertain, than never be kind at all.
Few things match the horror of when you google something and the first thing that comes up is "Scholarly articles for..."
Like babe I'm just trying to study for my organic exam, you gotta give me the baby version